Imagine being some loser like rokkie or hash ...

And you are sooooo very very unlikeable that your overlords (gains and gerdler) don't even let you post on AT... (unless its for bonus hahahaha lol, lmao)

What is the point of this? fear you will embolden Sol+mercs+SoF and you won't get to net in future sets?

Aren't you guys like 35 years old now? and you let yourselves be muzzled by some fake leader in this game? lol , lmao. many such cases.

hahaha i dont even see KoH talking trash and sucking off gerdler like I remember.....AT is in a sad sad state, no wonder chucknorrisbeard doesn't want to play anymore

Real Man - Your time away from the game has made you slow, and dumb.

You've lost the ability to see the strings that control the world.

I've heard rumors of your greatness, I've watched your videos. All I see is a child taking tiktok videos of themselves so they can live out their fantasy of being sponge bob.

Someone taught you how to use a video editor and splice clips together. But nobody ever taught you WHY you should splice clips together. Somebody showed you how to add audio overtop video, but nobody taught you how to select good, relevant, audio. Somebody taught you to use a filter on your face... and thank god they did, it protected us from having to see your ugly mug.


I've heard you speak of your greatness, but you're like some basketball players from the 70's acting like they can compete with Steph Curry and Lebron James.

B!tch please. You ain't got the athleticism to hang with the new age. You're a has been. There is a reason you won't come back, and it's not out of some deep seeded desire to please this alleged partner of yours. It's cause you're scared. You know that if you come back, that fragile reputation you've carefully cultivated will be cut down, likely by a bunch of newbies.


Your problem is that you desire to be loved too much. I've seen your Gladiator video. You want to win over the crowd, you want people to chant your name. You NEED to be adored. You can't handle not being adored.


That is your weakness. You care what people think. That weakness is what prohibits you from attaining true greatness. You lack the freedom to truly act as you wish, as you worry about the reactions of those you yearn to please.


The Resistance is your antithesis. We do not seek adoration as you do. We seek blood. We do not care about the consequences. Chastise us, hate us, but blood comes all the same.


We can do what you cannot, as we do not fear rejection. We thrive in rejection.


Real Man, you're a real fraud. The history books are a lie and I will rewrite them.


Come out of retirement. Don your name in the alliance server once more, prove me wrong. Don't hide behind some fake account or fake country name either. Put your money where your mouth is. Be a REAL MAN.


I am Black Hole. Country #543. I don't wear a mask and I don't hide behind forum banter. I am out there, in the battlefields, showing the world why I am what you can never be.


As I said to Derrick, if you don't have the sack to get in the fight, you don't have the right to talk sh!t on the forums. Step up to the plate or get the fvck outta my stadium, real boy.



TLDR: Watch the video below to learn all about Chev.

"I'm a real boy" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBTwgUwf76A

Skip to 1:25 if you have a short attention span.

I think you answered your own question. We are all 35+ and nobody really cares about postning on these forums. What are we 100 active players on this server? Easier to just chat on discord or irc

Wait....wut?


Where's my boy Penguin????

my time away from the game has been great, I drink scotch and plow my wife for around 60-90 seconds a healthy number of times per week.

The rest of your post is too long to respond to, but honestly hunty…you are galleri tier - not worth theBOMBs time.

Here’s a free tip

Step 1: GIT GUD
Step 2: Talk sh*t.

I don't think he's at that tier yet. He needs to look up people's info and spread it to his clan mates.

Plowing your wife for 60-90 seconds? Why not just change your name to Minute Man?

Because 61 seconds is over a minute....duh!

sucky sucky?

That ^

+1

Really? thats all you have? What is next? correcting my spelling or grammar?

Hey brother, miss our Poetic Justice days!

Hahahah I lol’d. nice one, maybe I should. Don’t listen to KoH he just mad he has no taste buds left

Banks is angry. Are you doing ok, pal?

Gains your reply bot is broken!

😳

Real Man only orders big macs at McDonald's.

Who the fluff is Rick?

bonus

hello galleri summoned me

Rick triggered Requiem.
Requiem, are you ok?

Ahem, in was saying it in my Will Ferrell voice.

Achivment unlocked: Speed run kitty slayer.

a real man doesnt need all day to plow his wife!

I agree. A real man can pleasure his wife physically; simultaneously touching all pleasure zones and mentally getting her to climax in a matter of seconds thus getting her to “O” in 60 seconds twice. As a real man you wait for her to finish before you finish at 69 seconds.

confirmed..

waiting that 69 seconds isnt easy though.

Imagine caring if your wife O’s

Not angry. Just think you and the lot are a-holes.

Look in the mirror ;) Guilt by associating w the biggest cheats in the game.

Requiem, I am not a cheater. I just didn't know all the rules initially. It's been like 40 days since I've last been deleted, so stop calling me a cheater!

We can change that. Everyone start reporting him for suspicious activity. Guilty until proven innocent by the Earth courts!

I'm not real man....so....reply to him

Who the fluff are you???

💀

rip

If I see multiple incoming reports because you decided it would be an "earth court" greatness. I will delete you.

I wasn't talking to or about you, but I am glad your guilty conscience thought I was.

It wasn't guilty of conscience, it was reactions.

I'm constantly dodging attacks, left and right. I'm a bit flinchy bro.

There are medications for this. :-)

Madam chief Justice, I am an innocent little midwestern twink. Never cheated, not once. For everyone else I know her tone, she’s not joking here

There's a drug for everything in drugged up murica, pill popping society lol

Some drugs are necessary huh?

I have so many different drug habits, I had to write them all down in a book. I call it..,,........Addictionary.

what you need? i got'chu

still here - not losing though (this is just for the bonus)

LaF always loses when it cannot net.

Every time LaF does not win triple crown they lose. Every time that they can’t place a single country in the top 3 they die a little on the inside.

Every time that Tmac sets a new NW record they have a mini stroke.

But hey they are winning the battle this round and JL and Stones gets participation ribbons. the coalition of SOL SOF Mercs got their war as usual so everyone is a winner!

LAF motto this set: “It’s cheating if you get caught”

Gets caught.

This thread is gonna be locked and or deleted in 3, 2, 1