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Bsnake

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Sep 16th 2011, 8:17:32

getting fluffing hammered...

the joys of new girlfriends and stupid fights....

i now understand why after getting divorced i took the path of a man whore,much less hassle and heart ache....

<bsnake> 68,270,386 turrets whats that in NW??
<Crippler> 115m NW
<Bsnake> 38 mill NW nub... thanks for your netting advice.. Stick to killing nub

diez

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Sep 16th 2011, 12:31:58

manwhore ftw!

MR BUTTMAN

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Sep 16th 2011, 12:34:21

I don't understand what anyone has to fight about when they first start dating someone.

Bsnake

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Sep 16th 2011, 12:36:32

i agree 100%.....

<bsnake> 68,270,386 turrets whats that in NW??
<Crippler> 115m NW
<Bsnake> 38 mill NW nub... thanks for your netting advice.. Stick to killing nub

Bsnake

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Sep 16th 2011, 12:37:10

wasnt even a real fight.. misunderstanding..

<bsnake> 68,270,386 turrets whats that in NW??
<Crippler> 115m NW
<Bsnake> 38 mill NW nub... thanks for your netting advice.. Stick to killing nub

Khavic25

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Sep 16th 2011, 12:50:41

Doesn't the fighting start after the marriage not during the dating time?

Damn missed it

Bsnake

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Sep 16th 2011, 12:55:28

well ive been divorced once... thought the same...

im pretty confused...

i much prefered being a fluffty man and sleeping with woman and moving on...

heck at last tally the last 6 years im over the 200 mark... guess karma is kicking my arse...

<bsnake> 68,270,386 turrets whats that in NW??
<Crippler> 115m NW
<Bsnake> 38 mill NW nub... thanks for your netting advice.. Stick to killing nub

Khavic25

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Sep 16th 2011, 13:03:29

^^ LOL

time to get pimp hand strong on karma then :P

over 200 and not packing a suitcase of pills to combat the festering pool of bad fish in your bloodstream.... Congrats....

seem to remember a guy named Magic Johnson that.... oh NVM :P

GL regardless

Damn missed it

Bsnake

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Sep 16th 2011, 13:19:35

i was smart and careful wih my choices ;)

still never beat more than 3 different woman in one week tho...life is all about goals....

guess thats what happens when u find out ur wife was cheating on u... shame i ended one of there marriages by sending the emails my ex and him shared(dont ask how i got them) the other i just put in hospital for a week... i actually remember the punchs that broke his cheek bone and jaw....

<bsnake> 68,270,386 turrets whats that in NW??
<Crippler> 115m NW
<Bsnake> 38 mill NW nub... thanks for your netting advice.. Stick to killing nub

kemo

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Sep 16th 2011, 18:48:50

be a man and put a bomb in her car cartel style or do her mom

all praised to ra

mrford

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Sep 16th 2011, 19:53:12

or do her mom after you blow her up

win win

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Popcom

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Sep 17th 2011, 2:06:09

LOL@kemo

1A - BLOWS
FFA- NBK4Life

~If at first you don't succeed, you are clearly not Popcom~

Desperado

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Sep 17th 2011, 6:54:56

[quote poster=Bsnake; 12312; 216865]i was smart and careful wih my choices ;)

still never beat more than 3 different woman in one week tho...life is all about goals....
[quote]

try one weekend :P

Originally posted by Primeval:

pants antler

galleri

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Sep 17th 2011, 8:31:47

I like how at least one time a month we get an before apology from Bsanke of what is to come on FFAT :P

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Dizology

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Sep 17th 2011, 10:41:05

Originally posted by galleri:

I like how at least one time a month we get an before apology from Bsanke of what is to come on FFAT :P

Bsnake

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Sep 17th 2011, 12:36:11

het i was behaved....

despie... your mum and sister dont count bro... we went through this b4 ;)

<bsnake> 68,270,386 turrets whats that in NW??
<Crippler> 115m NW
<Bsnake> 38 mill NW nub... thanks for your netting advice.. Stick to killing nub

Marshal

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Sep 17th 2011, 17:23:45

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Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

Dragon

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Sep 17th 2011, 20:05:10

Bsnake... Mate. By now you should know the drill. Hookers cost you less in the long run, you get WHAT you want, HOW you want it, and WHEN you want it. And without all the baggage, heartache, fluffing and worries about potential fatherhood with a chick that gets unacceptably fat after bearing a child. Unless you like baggage, in which case you can pay extra at your discretion.

A bloke like you should have this figured out by now. ;)

Bsnake

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Sep 18th 2011, 11:38:46

i dont need to pay for hookers mate... can get the same without the cost...

ive got it figured out trust me... just some evil twin inside me really doesn't want to be alone for ever... or ill be some creapy online stalker lol...

<bsnake> 68,270,386 turrets whats that in NW??
<Crippler> 115m NW
<Bsnake> 38 mill NW nub... thanks for your netting advice.. Stick to killing nub

Popcom

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Sep 18th 2011, 16:28:12

remember, a hooker will do things no regular girl will..

1A - BLOWS
FFA- NBK4Life

~If at first you don't succeed, you are clearly not Popcom~

Klopek

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Sep 19th 2011, 0:33:44

+1 for hookers.

cRaZyDaVe

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Sep 19th 2011, 0:40:16

this thread is WINNING!!!

Originally posted by Twain:

I love the idea of sending even 100 troops into an area so they can go assassinate citizens one at a time.

Cerberus

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Sep 19th 2011, 21:14:51

As long as you don't have a kid, you can effectively get out of it scott free. Have a kid though and not only you, but your kid will pay the price for it.

Men can be Callous, Women are just vicious.

I don't need anger management, people need to stop pissing me off!

martian

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Sep 22nd 2011, 18:13:02

lol BSnake... You are actually right, there is a method to it, even if you aren't physically a 10 (or even a 5) there's a method to it.
Just be careful and don't produce any kids or get AIDS (as is posted above).
Some women like to fight and love drama. I wonder if it's a turn on for some of them.. I dunno. Make love not war. Or if you want to do both get married.

If I were to get married I'd make sure she signed one hell of a prenupt first:P

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kemo

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Sep 22nd 2011, 19:43:01

soooo bsnake were you in michigan at any point teus? monroe mich wich ainr far from me did in fact have a car bomb

all praised to ra

smegma

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Sep 29th 2011, 19:15:45

Originally posted by Bsnake:

i dont need to pay for hookers mate... can get the same without the cost...

Wrong. Even at $300usd a pop, hookers cost me far less than dating. With far less aggreviation.

Edited By: smegma on Sep 29th 2011, 19:18:09
See Original Post

smegma

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Sep 29th 2011, 19:17:00

Originally posted by Dragon:

Win

KoHeartsGPA

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Sep 29th 2011, 21:49:04

We need to team up and find good ole Bsnake here a good looking latina mamasita that will cook and care for him,on and off the sack! :p

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
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Bsnake

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Sep 30th 2011, 5:32:03

lol cheers :)

i do all the cooking anyway...

<bsnake> 68,270,386 turrets whats that in NW??
<Crippler> 115m NW
<Bsnake> 38 mill NW nub... thanks for your netting advice.. Stick to killing nub