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Äshe

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Sep 3rd 2019, 18:52:51

Does your mother know you've started to grow hair.....down there?

patriottawnn

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Sep 3rd 2019, 19:06:02

she waxes me

Red X

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Sep 3rd 2019, 20:41:45

Lol can't believe I'm going to say this, but I have missed you pat

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PatriotIMP

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Sep 3rd 2019, 20:47:11

why did u hate me in the past? was it after you saw me in the shower and knew why i had tons of confidence?

PatriotIMP

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Sep 3rd 2019, 20:48:09

these last years i was away, showed me how serious we'd take this game lol; life is good bro *cheer to redx* and his small epeen

Red X

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Sep 3rd 2019, 21:00:03

Originally posted by PatriotIMP:

why did u hate me in the past? was it after you saw me in the shower and knew why i had tons of confidence?

I never hated you. I always thought you had a rather large hard on for me, so I had to be ready with my small hard on

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PatriotIMP

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Sep 3rd 2019, 21:26:41

onguard!

Raging Budda

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Sep 3rd 2019, 21:40:37

Hawk,

Come find me! You know you cant resist.

Your base is mine!

PatriotIMP

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Sep 3rd 2019, 21:54:58

showin him inner buddhe?

MOMS TIT

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Sep 3rd 2019, 22:15:53

come to mom Patty

Red X

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Sep 3rd 2019, 23:40:14

Originally posted by PatriotIMP:

onguard!

fluff that you got reach

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patriottawnn

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Sep 4th 2019, 14:06:56

Originally posted by MOMS TIT:

come to mom Patty

but only if u let me suck on one and massage the other

Kahuna

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Sep 4th 2019, 14:17:07

Originally posted by patriottawnn:

Originally posted by MOMS TIT:

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Sep 4th 2019, 20:59:08

Damnit now I want a taco.

Just shut up and have another beer

DerrickICN

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Sep 4th 2019, 21:02:16

Hijas es más como eso. Anoche tuve relaciones sexuales con un chico de 22 años. Culpo a mi genética y drogas recreativas.

Kahuna

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Sep 4th 2019, 21:03:34

Lmao fk u... Y no mas espera

Edited By: Kahuna on Sep 4th 2019, 21:45:47

Kahuna

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Sep 4th 2019, 21:06:25

Hahaha I knew you were creeping. Google translator sucks balls

DerrickICN

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Sep 4th 2019, 21:11:22

Yeah if it's not something that doesnt belong at a restaurant job then i gotta look it up. You wanna know whats even worse than google translate? The way I speak spanish to my coworkers lol

Kahuna

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Sep 4th 2019, 21:17:23

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Yeah if it's not something that doesnt belong at a restaurant job then i gotta look it up. You wanna know whats even worse than google translate? The way I speak spanish to my coworkers lol

Lol I can already imagine. I used to work in a restaurant dishwashing n stuff.

DerrickICN

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Sep 4th 2019, 21:19:26

https://streamable.com/38cby

Don't drink on the job folks.

Edited By: DerrickICN on Sep 4th 2019, 21:21:32
See Original Post

Kahuna

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Sep 4th 2019, 21:30:08

Lol drunk man in the kitchen of restaurant. Not an uncommon sight.

DerrickICN

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Sep 4th 2019, 21:36:19

Yeah and the very definition of cultural appropriation. Lol

DerrickICN

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Sep 5th 2019, 18:55:34

Update, that 22 year old gal tore up my neck and lip. I'm like pretty well covered in red marks. So I walk into 7/11 today and one of the guys behind the counter was trying to upsell me makeup because my neck is covered in female wounds lol.

I'm like "nah bro I'm good." Dude just laughs and then gives me a high five, walks immediately in the back, rolls out his sajjadat as-salat and started praying lol. Gotta be my first "fluff yeah bro, praise Allah" moment in my life. Gotta love a good broligious experience.

But the real irony of that experience was the gal I slept with was a jew. In your face broligion. Lol

Kahuna

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Sep 6th 2019, 22:21:31

Rape?

DerrickICN

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Sep 6th 2019, 23:08:10

Yeah. She choked me when she raped me. That's how i got those marks.

KoHeartsGPA

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Sep 6th 2019, 23:54:51

Originally posted by PatriotIMP:

pos sobres, todos saben donde estoy. quiero un pinche parade con cerveza, tequila, y tetas

No nalgas? nalga latina is la mejor ❤

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)

https://youtu.be/...pxFw4?si=mCDXT3t1vmFgn0qn

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S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

galleri

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Sep 7th 2019, 14:05:13

Inappropriately stored cleaning chemical. Let me call ServSafe

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.