Welcome friends to the Alliance Pre-Game Show!

I am your host Ted Sportsguy.

Seems like we have a few new hot signings on the roster, it should be an absolute barn-burner of a set!

Our first segment today, we throw it back to some of the legendary moments in Alliance history. Partly because I don't know much about it and I'm only doing this gig by court order for a DUI hit and r... anyways!

We go live now to some of our resident experts on Alliance History ar the official Earth Forum Summit. I'll lead with a few questions:

What's the fastest kill in Alliance history from first strike to killing blow?

Who has won Alliance for tag avg NW the most times ever?

What was the most deadly FS in history?

And a fiery one why not! Who is the most fearsome alliance clan past and present?

This feels pretty easy

1) -42s on deitylord by Paradigm
2) This is just basic counting from end of round records - Paradigm
3) Obviously ParadigΩΩ on Steel
4) Paradigm, clearly

1) Trash gang (IYKYK) killing countries in 5 seconds or less with everyone spamming the enter button

2) LaF and their triple crown wins

3) RD and their 1,000 Multies hitting everything 2 decades ago

4) RD and their unlimited Multies lol

Going forward probably PDM will win everything especially now that I am tagging up with them and leading them to the golden age of supreme victory

Wait, are you Doug?

Don’t be offensive…..

It's ludicrous anyone suggest any of these mortals can attempt to enter my realms. You think you're Alexander? You're no Alexander, I'm Alexander. I'll take your hearts, I'll eat your children! There is no answer to your wuestions but me!