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posted by
EmpyreanMKR:
Well, title says it all.
It comes to our attention that bad4u is well, simply put, like eating a bucket of crisco lard, Bad for you.
We have watched you give too many people diabetes. Time to die.
Good luck!!! And have fun!
I’d like to extend my deepest, most heartfelt apology for —DARING—to create a clan. Clearly I underestimated the political shockwaves my Nineāmember powerhouse would unleash across the server. I didn’t realize my little experiment would have half the community clutching their pearls like I’d declared myself Supreme Leader.
SuperFly, when you messaged me to join, I genuinely thought, “Wow, maybe this won’t be a total disaster.” That optimism lasted a whole five minutes, but hey, it was a beautiful five minutes. Postman, IronX, and the rest of you who wandered in like you were rubbernecking a car crash—thanks for the moral support, intentional or not.
I wasn’t trying to overthrow the established order or steal anyone’s thunder. I was just trying to do something fun instead of sitting around pretending I’m too important to click a button. But apparently even thinking about forming a clan is enough to send shockwaves through the delicate ecosystem of Earth Empires diplomacy.
So yes, forgive me for the chaos. Forgive me for the ambition. Forgive me for the audacity of trying something new. I promise next time I’ll submit a formal request in triplicate, wait 6–8 business weeks, and get approval from the Council of People Who Take This Way Too Seriously