Let's start off with any misconceptions here.

1. Yes I do think it was a mistake.
2. It's too late to change it back now.
3. No I don't think women should have been beaten or devalued as a human being. I am still in the air about right to vote and land ownership. At the very least we should be able to revoke their licenses.
4. Yes I do think modern day music has been influenced by the balance of power regarding the sexes. For the worse. Little cry babies "Oh she left me. I cried." yada yada yada. Don't care.

But to the point here. You women (not you directly. More than likely your relatives down the line) worked so hard to become equal to men. And yet one act has yet to flourish.

Where are the female to male rapes? I petition that you women really take that final step that your foremothers started and get to work. We deserve it. Just look at the way we dress! V neck shirts that go down to our nipples. Tight jeans that define our private parts. If you want my opinion, we are asking for it. We wouldn't dress like that if we didn't want to get straddled.

Thank you for your time.

ZEN
Female Body Inspector (VICTIM)
LCN

P.S: I don't condone what dudes wear these days. In fact I hate it. Almost as much as I hate Nickelback.

Cant rape the willing :P

As a Canadian, I feel compelled to apologize for Nickleback.

But you gotta admit, "How You Remind Me" was a damn good song. It's just too bad they weren't a one-hit wonder.

and on topic -> back at a highschool party, one of my friends claimed to have gotten raped by his ex. he was passing out from being drunk and he woke up with her trying to cram it in... he told us that she was apparently trying to get pregnant to entrap him back into the relationship. She was batfluff crazy and he tended to make things up a lot, so I gotta expect the truth lies somewhere in the middle... but assuming he's right, she's living your dream, Zen!

looks who back from helping his wife in the kitchen. *crack*

<3 ZEN

santa ran out of coal, so he decided he would give all the naughty kids a nickleback CD for christmas this year.

http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...lice-constable-khalil-car
http://english.pravda.ru/...9/107817-female_spider-0/

probably more, but I refuse to go out of my way to satisfy your teasing :p

wilson is one of my least favourite presidents.

in fact, from fifteen to nineteen are my least favourite amendments to the united states constitution. ten being my favourite.

15th amendment had nothing to do with Wilson, not sure why you oppose it.

19th amendment was a major, major blunder. Women now have all the power in this country because men handed it to them.

because it takes away from ten.. i thought i made that clear, i apologize for not.

from one to nine, if it isn't stated, it falls to ten. you don't like it? go argue the founding fathers of your country, NOT me.

i really have no issue with seventeen, either.

i'm also not american :P

Confirmed, FBI hates Nickelback.

dude, dude, dudedudedude . . . thats NOT why they have all of the power

Confirmed, ZEN is batfluff crazy and he tends to make things up a lot.

Is this thread real? >.>

*pinches jiman* is it?

if you have to ask, you dont know ZEN.

I always thought that was the main reason one asked a question, but I guess that's just me...

Damn a twelve hour old thread, and Trife hasnt cried for ZEN's attention in the thread yet..

Is Trife sick, or actually doing some FA work??

BTW, almost "raped"* once by a girl, i was drunk as hell. New Years eve in NZ... loved every minute of it (of which i can recall)..

*"raped" = as Ruthie says cant rape the willing..

lol everyone here would like to sex a 400kg monster woman? ewwww

Viagra - the new roofie?

ZENNNNNNN!!!

Ha ha ha Pang.

The ole keep a canuck baby. Surprised she didn't just poke holes in the jimmy.

To answer the "can't rape the willing" & "everyone here would like to sex a 400kg monster woman?"......

If we deduce that rape, when directed at a male, is fictional. Then we can also use fiction to describe the female raper. So she is almost always smoking hot, wearing leather, and ready to please (even though she is dominant).

I don't get why you people don't see that.

And lastly.

"santa ran out of coal, so he decided he would give all the naughty kids a nickleback CD for christmas this year." - Brilliant.

Thanks,

ZEN
Victim of Female Rape
LCN

Men used to have the power and now women have the power. Are you arguing they took it without it being handed to them?

how soon they forget the very special episode of too close for comfort

http://www.youtube.com/...mbedded&v=mGdJF4nW6Go

i was told that rape isn't sex. go a buy a dildo and sit on it ZEN.

oh, and thanks for posting. missed ya.

WHAT! WTF IS THIS?
You have been missing or kidnapped by Mr. Ford and this is your comeback post?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT THIS IS ZEN.

+1 to Galleri

WTF....

as a canadian I don't feel obligated to apologize for squat.
I will now kill chicken and cow for framing dolphin and whale!

We're too busy raping each other that we just forgot about you guys!

;P

The amount of fluffty Canadian artists out there makes me ashamed sometimes. Celine dion, alanis morissette, Justin Bieber, drake and those are just a few of them.

Pang if you are going to appologize for Canadas music then appologize for Justin Beiber sheesh....

Alanis Morissette is awesome. Nickleback's new song about feeding the hungry of the world with our riches is the most pathetic attempt at a steriotypical song that their producing team has wrote for them yet. Some chicks are scary.. I'm not sure I'm condoning this thought process.

compared to the wondrous fill of american music?

weezer.. do i need to continue? ashley simpson, though she is quite pretty. n'sync? five for fighting.. judges, can i get a ruling on five for fighting?

but then, you guys do also have diane renay sings the Nay-yay-vee Blues, so we'll call it a scratch

galleri

I was in Boulder for like three weeks. I didn't have time to come to your work.

But I do believe I will be heading back there sometime soon. I'll find you. And your little dog too.