May 11th 2012, 20:52:13
-"1) if you want to get certified, go for it. woo."
I think it is pointless unless you are looking for a specific job title, because you have to decide what to cert(and maintain the fluffers) based on what that company is interested in. Like I have posted I think the more generalized the better because they are easier and cheaper, and generally HR has no clue wtf they are anyways.
-"2) as an idealist with a college degree, i think the college degree *should* be more valuable for job hunting purposes, but HR drones are so damned whiny about paying people what they're worth and people having independent thought that they won't hire folks that claim such things."
It should, but smart people don't make these decisions. If IT people are hiring to fill for IT jobs, then yes usually certs don't matter near as much. You know you have found a good company when the interviewer quizzes you, never opens up or looks at your certs, and hires you on the spot.
-"3) "4 years doesn't mean you know anything about anything", but a semester certification program does? pfft."
No it doesn't... In fact it means you know how to take tests, that's it. However, this is the standard. Your normal HR person doesn't know their ass from fibre channel fabric. The retards would probably try and sew a shirt from them.
-"4) if you come out of a degree program somewhere and you only know the basics of a field, you need to go back and finish your junior and senior years."
Just last month as part of my duties as a partner in a company that consults and manages it departments, I had to sit in on second interviews.. I am also trying to start my own business and after seeing the fresh BAs, I don't think I want my own business. Maybe it's just here but these little bastards act so entitled but I prepared a list of pretty basic questions for what a general internal helpdesk person should know, not a single right answer in 12 candidates. I have no faith in what schools or anything but self learning is teaching.
-"5) first round interviewers frequently know fluffall about what they're interviewing people for. they're there to filter out undesired personalities."
Everything I have ever seen, it doesn't matter the interview number, it is completely obvious that the department has little to no input in the decision. If it's done right an IT person is at least creating a set of question and answers that must be answered correctly. The scary thing is that even IT directors are chosen by HR with nothing to base those decisions on but work experiences, certs, and schooling. None of which means they know anything. Especially these crusty old dudes who never bothered to keep current.
-"6) vendor neutral vs vendor specific. do you really *want* to broadcast to everybody that you're applying jobs to that you've self-selected to a single vendor and that's all you can do?"
Um... You learn their vendors and tailor yourself to that. Especially there being so many out of work, you damn well better look like the perfect fit. I will say this I wouldn't hire someone that knew only windows or only linux or only unix or only osx. I wouldn't even hire someone that only knew cisco or only knew juniper. I don't expect anyone that hasn't been in the field 10 years with at least 3 different companies to know everything about every platform but they damn sure better not pull out an iPhone when I ask them about iOS, or I will jam that thing in their ass and kick them out the nearest window.
I don't make those decisions though even in companies where those decisions directly effect me. It's the same anywhere. HR decides who works for a company, and the cost of firing someone is usually pretty damn high and requires agreement from HR.
So what I guess I am saying is that you cert in a way that will entertain the HR person that you are dealing with. If they are brain dead, it doesn't matter what certs. Certs by design are vendor specific though, and as such it probably is a good idea not to tout your vmware cert at a shop that only does hyper-v, just as you wouldn't want to go to a Solaris shop with your microsoft server cert expecting to become a server admin.
Mind you though MCSE if it even still holds water is a pretty smart cert to get. No company I have ever had dealings with didn't run windows as a client machine. When I actually had to apply for jobs, I think the MCSE was probably the most well known Cert to HR departments. When I got out of school it was right after the big dotcom bust I know picking up my MCSE and CCNA is the reason I got a job and my classmates didn't even if I self learned everything they taught in school before going to school.
What you know means nothing to HR, what you can prove that you know means everything. The only way for them to know what you specifically know is through certs. So sure Certs mean nothing to people who know their fluff, but to people who don't they are impressive. From starting my own business I can tell you that Customers also find them impressive.