May 30th 2012, 7:18:08
So a few hours ago the police show up and hand me a bag. The bag contains a human hand. Just a hand. Like wtf? I've been handed many things but never just a hand.
Before it hits the news in the morn you will hear it here first, according to the local police, the second package was a hand destined for the Liberals. This is to go along with the Foot that was sent to the Conservatives!
There is no doubt (but it hasn't been proven yet) that the random torso in Montreal will be the body to these limbs, but everyone wants to know....Where are the rest of the limbs going?!
Taking bets here folks!
Before it hits the news in the morn you will hear it here first, according to the local police, the second package was a hand destined for the Liberals. This is to go along with the Foot that was sent to the Conservatives!
There is no doubt (but it hasn't been proven yet) that the random torso in Montreal will be the body to these limbs, but everyone wants to know....Where are the rest of the limbs going?!
Taking bets here folks!
Originally posted by NOW3P:
Religion is like a penis - it's perfectly fine to have one, but you're best served not whipping it out in public and waving it in people's faces.