Sep 22nd 2012, 7:21:02
WELL.. HERE WE GO AGAIN.
THE CHURCH OF REAGAN, A SUBSIDIARY OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! HEREBY DECLARES JIHAD. OUR REASONS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
WE WARNED TAN THAT IF HE CONTINUED TO POST IN THE FREE SPEECH THREAD, WE WOULD EXPLODE ONE PDM MEMBER FOR EACH OF HIS POSTS.. HE HAS POSTED TWICE THERE SINCE THEN, BUT..
OH.. WAIT.. I'M RECEIVING A MESSAGE FROM BILL, OUR SECRETARY OF STATISM.
IT SEEMS NEW INTELLIGENCE SUGGESTS THAT OUR ATTACKS MAY HAVE BEEN DUE TO PDM ATTACING THE THREE MEMBERS OF DANGER 18 TIMES IN THREE DAYS.. FURTHERMORE...
OH, HOLD ON. ANOTHER MESSAGE FROM BILL..
NO, OUR RIGHTEOUS ATTACKS ARE DEFINITELY DUE TO THE POSTINGS OF TAN. WHILE HE POSTED TWICE MORE IN THAT THREAD, WE ARE ONLY HOLDING ONE OF THOSE POSTS AGAINST HIM, SINCE ONE WAS AN ACCIDENT. YOU SEE, THE CHURCH OF REAGAN IS QUITE REASONABL....
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. WHAT NOW?
THE DEPARTMENT OF STATISM NOW REPORTS THAT OUR ATTACKS ARE ALMOST CERTAINLY DUE TO THE VICTIM HAVING ATTACKED MEMBERS OF DANGER 9 TIMES IN THE SPACE OF A FEW HOURS, AND..
WHAT BILL?
*SIGH*.. THE WORDS OF TAN CAUSED THIS DISASTER.
LET'S SEE WHAT THE PROPHET HAS TO SAY. I WILL NOW CHANNEL REAGAN:
"WELL.. I DON'T RECALL".
OK THEN. THE CHURCH OF REAGAN, A SUBSIDIARY OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! DECLARES JIHAD FOR REASONS UNKNOWN.
HA!
SAM
THE CHURCH OF REAGAN, A SUBSIDIARY OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! HEREBY DECLARES JIHAD. OUR REASONS ARE AS FOLLOWS:
WE WARNED TAN THAT IF HE CONTINUED TO POST IN THE FREE SPEECH THREAD, WE WOULD EXPLODE ONE PDM MEMBER FOR EACH OF HIS POSTS.. HE HAS POSTED TWICE THERE SINCE THEN, BUT..
OH.. WAIT.. I'M RECEIVING A MESSAGE FROM BILL, OUR SECRETARY OF STATISM.
IT SEEMS NEW INTELLIGENCE SUGGESTS THAT OUR ATTACKS MAY HAVE BEEN DUE TO PDM ATTACING THE THREE MEMBERS OF DANGER 18 TIMES IN THREE DAYS.. FURTHERMORE...
OH, HOLD ON. ANOTHER MESSAGE FROM BILL..
NO, OUR RIGHTEOUS ATTACKS ARE DEFINITELY DUE TO THE POSTINGS OF TAN. WHILE HE POSTED TWICE MORE IN THAT THREAD, WE ARE ONLY HOLDING ONE OF THOSE POSTS AGAINST HIM, SINCE ONE WAS AN ACCIDENT. YOU SEE, THE CHURCH OF REAGAN IS QUITE REASONABL....
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. WHAT NOW?
THE DEPARTMENT OF STATISM NOW REPORTS THAT OUR ATTACKS ARE ALMOST CERTAINLY DUE TO THE VICTIM HAVING ATTACKED MEMBERS OF DANGER 9 TIMES IN THE SPACE OF A FEW HOURS, AND..
WHAT BILL?
*SIGH*.. THE WORDS OF TAN CAUSED THIS DISASTER.
LET'S SEE WHAT THE PROPHET HAS TO SAY. I WILL NOW CHANNEL REAGAN:
"WELL.. I DON'T RECALL".
OK THEN. THE CHURCH OF REAGAN, A SUBSIDIARY OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! DECLARES JIHAD FOR REASONS UNKNOWN.
HA!
SAM