Oct 1st 2012, 12:51:25
AAANNNNND... NOW WE'RE DONE!
THE COMMITTEE OF ONE HAS DECIDED TO EXTEND A NON EXPLOSION PACT - HEREAFTER REFERRED TO AS "NEP" - TO ALL OTHER CLANS FOR THE OCTOBER-NOVEMBER RESET. YOU'RE WELCOME! NOW, THIS BRINGS US TO OUR RIGHTEOUS DEFENSE POLICY:
ANY AND ALL UNPROVOKED ACTS OF AGGRESSION AGAINST MEMBERS OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! WILL BE TREATED AS A VIOLATION OF THE NEP. VIOLATORS OF THE NEP WILL FACE ONE OF TWO POSSIBLE RIGHTEOUS DEFENSE ACTIONS - HEREAFTER REFERRED TO AS "RDA" - TO BE CHOSEN BY THE COMMITTEE OF ONE.
RDA POSSIBILITY NUMBER ONE: THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! WILL REMOVE VIA ANY COMBINATION OF STANDARD STRIKES AND PLANNED STRIKES WHICH WE CHOOSE, TWICE THE NUMBER OF ACRES WHICH WERE GAINED BY THE AGGRESSOR, INCLUDING GHOST ACRES.
RDA POSSIBILITY NUMBER TWO: THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! WILL CONVERT TO SMOKING CRATERS VIA SPECIAL ATTACKS, EIGHT TIMES THE NUMBER OF ACRES GAINED BY THE AGGRESSOR, INCLUDING GHOST ACRES.
THE RIGHTEOUS DEFENSE WINDOW SEEMS TO HAVE A RUSTED HINGE, AND SO WILL REMAIN OPEN FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE RESET.
SECTION 2.3, SUBCLAUSE F - "DOUBLE SHOT THURSDAY": ANY VIOLATIONS OF THE NEP WHICH OCCUR ON A THURSDAY WILL FACE AN RDA AT TWICE THE NORMAL RATE. VIOLATORS MAY, AT THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]'S DISCRETION, BE SPARED THE DOUBLING OF THE RDA IF THEY RECITE "THE PHRASE THAT PAYS".
WE HAVE NOT YET COME TO AN AGREEMENT ON THE PROPER RDA FOR MULTIPLE VIOLATIONS OF THE NEP BY ONE COUNTRY, BUT WE ARE FAIRLY CERTAIN IT WILL INVOLVE SIGNIFICANT EXPLOSIONS.
WE HERE AT THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! ARE REASONABLE, AMIABLE AND IRASCIBLE. AS SUCH, WE ARE WILLING TO CONSIDER MODIFICATIONS TO THE NEP AND RDA ARRANGEMENTS. ANY CLAN OFFICERS WHO WISH TO BARTER DIFFERENT TERMS SHOULD CONTACT MYSELF OR BILL VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE HERE, PRIOR TO THE START OF NEXT RESET. WE WOULD OFFER TO MEET YOU IN OUR IRC CHANNEL, BUT REALLY, NEITHER OF US HAS THE TIME TO BE HANGING AROUND THERE ALL DAY.
AS ALWAYS, WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CHANGE OUR RDA POLICIES AT ANY TIME, WITH OR WITHOUT NOTICE.
HA!
SAM
HEAD OF FOREIGN ANTAGONISM,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
THE COMMITTEE OF ONE HAS DECIDED TO EXTEND A NON EXPLOSION PACT - HEREAFTER REFERRED TO AS "NEP" - TO ALL OTHER CLANS FOR THE OCTOBER-NOVEMBER RESET. YOU'RE WELCOME! NOW, THIS BRINGS US TO OUR RIGHTEOUS DEFENSE POLICY:
ANY AND ALL UNPROVOKED ACTS OF AGGRESSION AGAINST MEMBERS OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! WILL BE TREATED AS A VIOLATION OF THE NEP. VIOLATORS OF THE NEP WILL FACE ONE OF TWO POSSIBLE RIGHTEOUS DEFENSE ACTIONS - HEREAFTER REFERRED TO AS "RDA" - TO BE CHOSEN BY THE COMMITTEE OF ONE.
RDA POSSIBILITY NUMBER ONE: THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! WILL REMOVE VIA ANY COMBINATION OF STANDARD STRIKES AND PLANNED STRIKES WHICH WE CHOOSE, TWICE THE NUMBER OF ACRES WHICH WERE GAINED BY THE AGGRESSOR, INCLUDING GHOST ACRES.
RDA POSSIBILITY NUMBER TWO: THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! WILL CONVERT TO SMOKING CRATERS VIA SPECIAL ATTACKS, EIGHT TIMES THE NUMBER OF ACRES GAINED BY THE AGGRESSOR, INCLUDING GHOST ACRES.
THE RIGHTEOUS DEFENSE WINDOW SEEMS TO HAVE A RUSTED HINGE, AND SO WILL REMAIN OPEN FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE RESET.
SECTION 2.3, SUBCLAUSE F - "DOUBLE SHOT THURSDAY": ANY VIOLATIONS OF THE NEP WHICH OCCUR ON A THURSDAY WILL FACE AN RDA AT TWICE THE NORMAL RATE. VIOLATORS MAY, AT THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]'S DISCRETION, BE SPARED THE DOUBLING OF THE RDA IF THEY RECITE "THE PHRASE THAT PAYS".
WE HAVE NOT YET COME TO AN AGREEMENT ON THE PROPER RDA FOR MULTIPLE VIOLATIONS OF THE NEP BY ONE COUNTRY, BUT WE ARE FAIRLY CERTAIN IT WILL INVOLVE SIGNIFICANT EXPLOSIONS.
WE HERE AT THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! ARE REASONABLE, AMIABLE AND IRASCIBLE. AS SUCH, WE ARE WILLING TO CONSIDER MODIFICATIONS TO THE NEP AND RDA ARRANGEMENTS. ANY CLAN OFFICERS WHO WISH TO BARTER DIFFERENT TERMS SHOULD CONTACT MYSELF OR BILL VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE HERE, PRIOR TO THE START OF NEXT RESET. WE WOULD OFFER TO MEET YOU IN OUR IRC CHANNEL, BUT REALLY, NEITHER OF US HAS THE TIME TO BE HANGING AROUND THERE ALL DAY.
AS ALWAYS, WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CHANGE OUR RDA POLICIES AT ANY TIME, WITH OR WITHOUT NOTICE.
HA!
SAM
HEAD OF FOREIGN ANTAGONISM,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
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