Dec 21st 2012, 16:56:31
you need to learn to write PROPER war decs. Not 10000000000000000 word essays about this soap opera and that sounds like the days of our lives or all my circuits.
For example: Here is the wrong way to do it:
Md dec on sof:
ast set, we heard rumors that you were gunning for us. We didn't believe the rumors because we figured that... [blah blah blah lots of boring preamble.. not enough cookies]
This set, we offered [now you get into the long and boring lecture about the events and drama that happened this set.. presumably in a dark shady room, maybe with trench coats, maybe with whipped cream, we don't really know. What I do know is that whatever happens between concenting fa's should stay in the privacy of the chat room]
We weren't 'plotting' against you then and we aren't now. Like we told you two weeks ago. [you see, this just makes you seem boring. If you aren't plotting, then you aren't artistic. You also make it sound like anyone was actually sober enough two weeks ago to remember that. My question is.. WHY WERE YOU SOBER ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THAT and WHY WEREN"T YOU PLOTTING.. common man.. WORK WITH ME HERE!]
[snip] exposed... <--- see that sounds rather kinky. But it took THREE FRIGGEN PARAGRAPHS TO GET TO THAT.. DON"T BE SUCH A TEASE!
Despite your paranoia, we're here without a coalition [Ozzy was paranoid. THEY are always out to get you. THEY are comming for your sweet biscuits. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE AND WATHCING YOU! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE! USING THE C WORD WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM CEILING LLAMA LARRRRRRRR!!!] (random/randoom point: the game paranoia was a great rpg.. although really if you painted your countries ultra violet you could simply order everyone else around)
[snip] MD declares war on SoF. [surprising.. after telling us your long and boring life story.. you FINALLY get to the point] Really is this a pearl harbor thing.. IS THIS A RUSE TO GET SOF TO FALL ASLEEP READING YOUR PREAMBLE OF BORING fluff SO THEY DON"T NOTICE THEY HAVE BEEN FS'D????
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Please put both parties on DNH, Omega will be policing for MD.
umm this doesn't belong in a war dec.
Now here is the right way to do it:
Md declares
(*) war
( )shinanangoats
( ) spammage
(*) unholy NACHO SCROTUM ATTACK OF DOOM
( ) beerfest
on
(*)sof
( )laf
( )rd
( )mehul
( )md
because
() we hate you
() you stole our cookies
() evo made us do it
(*) we got a shot gun and you don't got one
(*) CATBOY NUKANUKA!!
++martian
please note that I will be critiquing every war dec that is too long and boring and dramalamanamatastic from now on.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
For example: Here is the wrong way to do it:
Md dec on sof:
ast set, we heard rumors that you were gunning for us. We didn't believe the rumors because we figured that... [blah blah blah lots of boring preamble.. not enough cookies]
This set, we offered [now you get into the long and boring lecture about the events and drama that happened this set.. presumably in a dark shady room, maybe with trench coats, maybe with whipped cream, we don't really know. What I do know is that whatever happens between concenting fa's should stay in the privacy of the chat room]
We weren't 'plotting' against you then and we aren't now. Like we told you two weeks ago. [you see, this just makes you seem boring. If you aren't plotting, then you aren't artistic. You also make it sound like anyone was actually sober enough two weeks ago to remember that. My question is.. WHY WERE YOU SOBER ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THAT and WHY WEREN"T YOU PLOTTING.. common man.. WORK WITH ME HERE!]
[snip] exposed... <--- see that sounds rather kinky. But it took THREE FRIGGEN PARAGRAPHS TO GET TO THAT.. DON"T BE SUCH A TEASE!
Despite your paranoia, we're here without a coalition [Ozzy was paranoid. THEY are always out to get you. THEY are comming for your sweet biscuits. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE AND WATHCING YOU! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE! USING THE C WORD WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM CEILING LLAMA LARRRRRRRR!!!] (random/randoom point: the game paranoia was a great rpg.. although really if you painted your countries ultra violet you could simply order everyone else around)
[snip] MD declares war on SoF. [surprising.. after telling us your long and boring life story.. you FINALLY get to the point] Really is this a pearl harbor thing.. IS THIS A RUSE TO GET SOF TO FALL ASLEEP READING YOUR PREAMBLE OF BORING fluff SO THEY DON"T NOTICE THEY HAVE BEEN FS'D????
~~
Please put both parties on DNH, Omega will be policing for MD.
umm this doesn't belong in a war dec.
Now here is the right way to do it:
Md declares
(*) war
( )shinanangoats
( ) spammage
(*) unholy NACHO SCROTUM ATTACK OF DOOM
( ) beerfest
on
(*)sof
( )laf
( )rd
( )mehul
( )md
because
() we hate you
() you stole our cookies
() evo made us do it
(*) we got a shot gun and you don't got one
(*) CATBOY NUKANUKA!!
++martian
please note that I will be critiquing every war dec that is too long and boring and dramalamanamatastic from now on.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!
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RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!