Ghetto Empires be a gangbangin' free browser based game game where you take control of yo' nationz military n' economizzle. Command yo' ghettoz military ta battle n' defend against yo' enemies. Execute battle strategies ta relieve opponentz of they resources n' land. Y'all KNOW dat fluff, muthafluffa! Strategically invest up in technologizzle ta outpace tha economiez of other ghettos. Ally wit yo' playaz or make freshly smoked up thangs by joinin a cold-ass lil clan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Conduct military operations, govern yo' ghetto n' build yo' empire.

Continuin tha legacy of Earth:2025 - one of tha straight-up original gangsta massive multiplaya browser game - Ghetto Empires brangs a gangbangin' fresh freshly smoked up spin ta a cold-ass lil funky-ass steez of gaming.

Smoke a account n' start playin now!

Wow this is awesomely funny and witty!

Spy-op Uploads

Our thugged-out asses have added a freshly smoked up feature dat allows clans (Alliizzle n' FFA servers) which bust different clan hostin skillz ta share spy ops automatically. Da clan administrator be able ta access dis feature all up in tha clan page in-game. For mo' deetz you can read tha announcement found here: Spy Op Sharin Announcements

Alliizzle n' crew restart wit freshly smoked up ingame alliizzle tool

Alliizzle n' crew restart wit a freshly smoked up tool on tha RELATIONS page dat should facilitate findin ingame allies. For mo' deetz, reference dis forum post. In addition, tha servers is also restartin wit a gangbangin' few balizzle tweaks. For mo' deetz on dem chizzles, reference dis B-ta-tha-L-O-Gizzay post or dis forum post.

Jacked ta play dawwwwg! No downlizzle required dawwwg!

Ghetto Empires can be played up in yo' wizzy browser n' don't require any downlizzles muthafluffa! Play from yo' home, office, mobile phone or any device wit a wizzy browser. Shiiit, dis aint no joke.

Bonus System Improvements

As all of y'all know, tha bonus system be a relatively freshly smoked up addizzle ta Ghetto Empires. I feel dat we’re comin from a pimpin' phat startin point yo, but there’s still a fluffload of balancin work ta be done ta make bonuses mo' relevant across different servers n' strategies. Da chizzlez done cooked up a gangbangin' few minutes ago, [...]

Market n' Attackin Bug Fixes

Our thugged-out asses recently fixed a gangbangin' few minor bugs related ta attackin n' tha market. These bugs was hard as fluff ta fix cuz they happened infrequently.Da effects on gameplay was limited or nonexistent. Da first bug relates ta attackin thangs up in dis biatch. Under certain conditions, no killhit would be flagged up in tha shizzle if a cold-ass lil ghetto was capped straight-up doggystyle. This [...]

you know its cool

someone just found a 15 year old gizoogle

15, eh?

I would feel weird playing a game with wording like that. O.o

dittie,
your as good at sounding getto as you are killing things. stfu!

ford, are you suggesting that dittie failed to credit his source?
plagiarism??

100%

F

check the edit. nubs.

It's automatically generated when you search for it. There is a strong possibility I was the first to gizoogle earth empires and put that on the map. Mrford has a ford up his ass, I dont even know why respond to a guy online that nobody would care to talk to irl.

Troll harder bro.

This fluff is way more awesome when you are high.

http://i.word.com/idictionary/ghetto

1 : a quarter of a city in which Jews were formerly required to live

hmmm. so that's where they learned English. fascinating.

This is gangsta, not ghetto.

i used 8 words and you are in a frenzy. i think my troll of you was successful. you even told me i had no life! bonus round.

Congrats your a pile of fluff.

I'd put $10,000 of my real money on the line that you wouldn't post a real picture of yourself for all of us to laugh at.

feel like paying me $10k just to pose for internet idiots?

http://www.gizoogle.net/..._p6s2gZ7imoaf0W_HDdZthdcQ



I am going to hell. Enjoy your day!

Nah Dibs, I wouldn't want mrford or Heston slipping into depression from seeing another 'cool' person.

'dittie,
your as phat at soundin getto as yo ass is cappin' things.'
Heston