THE COMMITTEE OF ONE HAS SENT ME TO DEMAND A MEETING TO DISCUSS A MATTER OF GREAT IMPORTANCE! I WILL BE ON IRC IN #EARTHEMPIRES AND ON THE IRC GAMESURGE SERVER IN #OMEGA FOR ABOUT THE NEXT HALF HOUR. AFTER THAT, I WILL HAVE TO BOARD A PLANE.

ONCE I GET ON THAT PLANE, I WILL BE UNAVAILABLE FOR ABOUT 6 HOURS, SO FAILURE TO CONTACT ME IN THE NEXT HALF HOUR WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY RESULT IN SOMETHING UNPLEASANT!

HA!

SAM
MINISTER OF FOREIGN ANTAGONISM,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

Sorted... kind of?

Does anyone have a DANGER - English translator?

HAWKEYEE!

YOU ARE IN LUCK! BY SHEER COINCIDENCE, WE COMPLETED WORK ON OUR TRANSLATOR JUST YESTERDAY! ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE!

HERE IS VIDEO FROM OUR RECENTLY CONCLUDED COMMITTEE MEETING:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWKR7uLa77A CAUTION! MAY CONTAIN EXPLITIVES! WE CANNOT BE CERTAIN! VIEWER DISCRETION IS DESPISED.

AND HERE IS THE AUDIO FROM THAT MEETING AFTER RUNNING IT THROUGH OUR TRANSLATOR:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dCtMO0ghsM CAUTION! DEFINITELY DOES CONTAIN EXPLITIVES! LISTENER DISCRETION IS STILL DESPISED!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND? WE THOUGHT NOT! I HAVE BEEN TASKED WITH FURTHER TRANSLATING THE COMMITTEE'S PROCLAMATION INTO OMEGAN, BUT THIS WILL TAKE SOME TIME! WE ARE NOT ACCUSTOMED TO USING SUCH A POWERLESS TONGUE! BE PATIENT! WHEN THE TRANSLATION IS COMPLETE, WE WILL POST IT TO YOUR CLAN'S PUBLIC FORUM.

HA!

SAM
LINGUIST,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

LOL, SOME DAYS I AM HAPPY THAT I CAN CLAIM SAM AS MY BROTHER.

OTHER DAYS, I AM ECSTATIC!

HA!!!
HA!!!!!!!!!!

TWIST!
RIGHT FOOT BLUE!!!

WHAT A TWIST!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag1vabERNn0

TO DARKEN THE TWISTED MOOD JUST A SMIDGEN:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FNwcZKlVZQ