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i haven't really been back since OMAC changed the start date from the 1st of the month. think i got like 2 or 3 Alliance server resets since EE has been up. and I think that only counts starting a reset. not sure that I finished any of them.

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braden

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Jun 30th 2013, 19:56:08

when was it you were in monsters dibs?

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Jun 30th 2013, 20:07:43

i dunno. was in it twice. could probably track down the acceptance emails if it's important. 2nd time was here, i think. maybe i just have to drink more booze to remember it correctly.

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Jun 30th 2013, 20:09:37

that's how I manage to remember every single fluffing thing I know

and nah its not important at all just curioua

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Jun 30th 2013, 20:09:48

drunken recall is a wonderful thing

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

braden

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Jun 30th 2013, 20:17:42

far better than total recall, am I right?
tell me I'm wrong, donny

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Jun 30th 2013, 20:31:51

um, Total Recall has women in it for me to ogle. i only have a vague recollection of Lara Croft Tomb Raider porn with drunken recall.

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Jun 30th 2013, 20:35:18

lara croft sure was a looker, eh?
vampire diaries has women for you to ogle, dibs

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Jun 30th 2013, 20:40:35

well, she does have a nice face. think they might've used a body double for the pron scene though. she's really kinda modest when it comes to showing flesh in the game. might all be pushup bras and ass padding filling up all those costumes.

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Jun 30th 2013, 20:49:44

no way, jolie was cast for her body; certainly not acting ability

game programmers are the worst kind of pervert, been saying it since buttercup wanted yoshi up her ass

or I don't know, maybe I'm the pervert

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Jun 30th 2013, 21:08:28

I don't think Jolie looks anything like Lara Croft. maybe the xbox version is different... i haven't played it on the PC.

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Jun 30th 2013, 21:11:06

u could not tell you, ps fan boy

braden

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Jun 30th 2013, 21:11:29

I ha

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Jun 30th 2013, 21:46:22

hmm, wonder if braden has smoked enough pot to develop the naked face eating zombie fetish, or if he just needs a few more puffs of the ganja weed for it to happen. how you spell ganja anyway?

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Jun 30th 2013, 21:51:10

if you're naked and you're hungry, clap your hands!
please do it, please do it...
if you're naked and you're hungry, clap your hands!
please do it, please do it...
if you're naked and you're hungry, clap your hands!
please do it, please do it, i don't want to shoot the wrong naked person...

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Jun 30th 2013, 23:51:21

who isn't wearing underwear?

i am, and shorts. a shirt? meh, i can't afford air conditioning, i don't have an indonesian mooslim president paying my hydro for me.

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Jul 1st 2013, 0:05:24

yah. well. Angelina didn't even achieve sexy until Mr and Mrs Smith. then she went Super Nova. she don't have no sex appeal in Tomb Raider. maybe a sex object for nerdy geeks who actually enjoy beating off.

indonesian mooslim? why they got mooslims in Indonesia? ain't they got better religions to peruse?

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Jul 1st 2013, 1:08:06

um, somebody clearly never watched the ethan embry classic, hackers, or the super model biopic classic gia or the mental woman biopic girl, interrupted

that or you don't enjoy morally and mentally broken attractive women? pfft, i thought all men adored this?

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Jul 1st 2013, 7:29:36

um, what does their morals or mentality have top do with being attractive? can i make them preggie? yes? no? if i can make them preggie, then love may be involved otherwise it's just some kind of weird sex. hmm, wonder if this CranRaspberry tastes good because i need cranraspberry after i drink, or if it has brandy in it. can't remember if i finished drinking the booze before i went to bed. know that i emptied the bottle. boobies!

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Jul 1st 2013, 7:55:13

I already forgot what you said!

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