what should we do with the drunkn dibs
what should we do with the drunkn dibs
what should we do with the drunkn dubs
earlie in the morning...

NOW EVERYONE CONTRIBUTE A VERSE!!

*runs away*

Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Earlie in the morning...

:p

Seriously though, what is the deal here? He is a nuisance? Troll? You can take him the way of jj23, without the reporting him to the authorities. I still wouldn't mind knowing what he does.

would work better if y'all didn't go around banning entire ISPs to suite your crazy Canadian morals.

Dibs Gets Drunk And He Calls You Names,
Doesn't Mind Your Gay Rheindeer Games,
But If You Tell Him What He Can Say,
He'll Call You a Bunch of fluff Gays!

I think you are just trying to overcompensate for something.
You are also not allowed to be drunk while I'm sober.

no, i'm just buzzing authoritarians. bzzzz. bzzz.

you need to bee all that you can bee?

Dibs - you've clearly got a persecution complex. I banned one name, possibly two. Not an entire sweep of IPs (although I will admit to pushing the IP ban button when you started making additional names and checking with other mods as to why it wasn't working), not every name you've ever used, not your mother's name, or your dog's name, or any other. One, possibly two names, on one single date in time, because you dropped the c-bomb on me. So whatever problem you have, it's not with me. Shut the eff up and trying to paint yourself as a martyr. Yeesh. You were banned because you deserved it. You actually deserved it LONG before I actually did it. Now suck it up, buttercup, and move the eff on. I think I speak for most of us when I say we're sick of your incessant whinging about a stupid ban you earned fair and square.

honey, EE banned the entire Verizon Wireless network from #EarthEmpires simply because some fool was goofing off there. twll me about being persecuted after you quit banning a couple 100 million people becqause you are a tart.

you are bent if you think you are going to be able to be a successful business when you ban entire ISPs to deal with people like me. where did you grow up? Nazi Germany?

SHUT UP AND LISTEN FOR ONCE. I DID NOT BAN ANY ISPs. I pushed the button to ban your ONE CURRENT IP ADDRESS at that time, which clearly didn't work because you continued to post after that. Whatever may have been done to ban a range of IPs was done without my knowledge, and is well above my pay grade anyway.

Now. You can continue to run your mouth and get your ass in more trouble, or you can just toddle off on your merry (drunken) way. Your choice.

it ain't about your pearly white tits honey. EE did ban the entire Verizon Wireless ISP from irc chat. need to work on my drunken typos.

honey, i post when i want. gadzooks this accout is using one of martian's spam email acounts. i spanka you good later.

you are a bee since you like the honey

Winnie da Pooh. want me to get my head stuck in Patience's hole to prove it?

you throw your weight around, i throw my weight around. we make the earth shake.

/me poops on dibs

doesn't work. i have a shovel. it's like fluffting into the fan. your assinine fluff just ends up stuck on your face.

Im rubber and youre glue......

Now you run along and enjoy my poo.

Drunken monkey spank.

This is PORN i tell you
Wtach out the drunken oune will ...
Spank YOU!!!

poetic genius- I may espouse

in fact I will espouse

hmm, the only thing other than my normal drunken insanity, would be that it's time to renew my license so i won't get deported because i can't prove who i am. though, since i don't have a car and i'm not driving, maybe they won't deport me if i don't renew my papers. have to go prove that i am me. so great living in the land of the free.

prove who you are? tell them you're mexican, no ablo anglais, and they'll print ya a citizenship card on the spot, no?

no, i need documents that add up to 6 points.
At Least One Primary Document
At Least One Secondary Document
Verifiable Social Security Number
Proof of Address

6 point ID Verification Program developed in Nazi Germany, i think.

also had to jump through a bunch of hoops this week to verify to Microsoft that I was the one using my new xbox 360 console. 16 character password isn't strong enough for my email account?

you could try changing the forum colors to match Utopia's color scheme... that would probably gag me with a spoon and trigger a 10 month seizure.

it would not be you that has the seizure, but the spoon.

there is no spoon.

Dibs, I find your posts amusing and entertaining, but you really gotta lay off Patience, dude. She's always been a very nice person to deal with and you apparently are finding ways to offend her. This offends me indirectly, please reconsider your attitude.

no. while i am all for whips and chains because i do like breaking things, i'm not worried about you getting offended. i put that under your responsibilities and your problems to deal with. i don't see any financial benefit by giving you a high hard one whenever i post... why should i see a financial loss?

Jayr was causing major issues Dibs throughout irc and the wiki and the game...hence the reason for the verizon ban....it wasn't I that did it, well I did part of it lol, but yeah, sorry you all had that issue. I guess you can stab Jayr for that mess.

Patty this was what Dibs was talking about hun..it happened like a week and half ago ;)

yah know. i have to worry about the NSA, the FBi, the Cia, and the thing that really drives me nutts is a fricking HDMI cable that isn't seating properly. maybe when i they have my DNA, i'll actually quit giving them crap. they should have enough to convict me off my fingerprints.

if it's legal for Presidents to shoot people on the White House Lawn, then why shouldn't it be legal for people to shoot Presidents on the White House Lawn?

maybe i just need the proper hunting license. it was on the white house lawn. i gets to shoot it.

what i care if EE gets extra attention? they got got ghost acres to hide their junk. Dibs got drunk, and the NSA is going to review your theft of commercial US satelite transmissions, and attempt to deetermine whether or not Canadians are stealing anything useful from the broadcasts made by a bunch of pretenders.