I prefer to poo all over the bathroom walls at my local restaurant or grocery store

I bet it was one of you that took a rancid fluff in Boston's Chinatown subway elevator last Saturday.

Who ever it was, fluff you.

Its okay, all asians have small willies, don't be shy.

But really.... people actually wipe their penis after peeing? WHAT THE HELL... AM I DOING SOMETHING WRONG? GIRLS WIPE, BOYS SHAKE.

and more than 2 is a wank

false, everyone knows the rule is:

if you shake it more than 3 times you are just playing wit yourself

A real man shakes how ever many damn times he wants.

no one said you cant shake it more than 3 times, it is just classified as playing with yourself.

You guys can make up all the rules you want about shaking, but it is the reason why public toilets are dirty.

Xin ur not a man. Dont wipe ur fluff brah!!!

Actually, I only started the habit after the UTI. I didn't want blood stained underwear that 2 weeks.

you are right, xin is not a man he is an immortal God!

and xin lol the idea of blood stained underwear would cross my mind second to the fact that my fluff was bleeding in the first place. that is what would scare me most

buy red underwear

Also, don't use so much paper in the toilet that you clog it. That's a party foul.

LOL@everybody who thinks that peeing position makes you more or less man. Actually sitting position is more healthy, but it is totally your own choiche.

What is wrong keeping yourself clean? If you want to wipe yourself that is totally ok. Don't you wipe your ahole also? Or are you more manly if you use only one paper to wipe your ahole and walk around smelling like urine and toilet seat?