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Vic

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Jan 9th 2014, 19:10:01

so i hear my wife laughing last night and i go check to see what it's all about...
first i was relieved it wasn't a response to candy revealing his boyhood to her,
and then panic quickly set in when i saw the black background and grey boxes.

my wife has found Alliance Talk forum.
and she's been reading through my posts.

i'm screwed :p

CX LaE

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Jan 9th 2014, 19:11:16

You're such a n00b! :P

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martian

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Jan 9th 2014, 19:14:00

lol.
tbh if that's the worst she finds when she goes through your browsing history (as most women seem compelled to do) then you are doing well.

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elvesrus

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Jan 9th 2014, 19:14:19

Sounds like it's time to introduce her to AT archive. It's http://atarchive.gotdns.org:8080/currentboard.jsp should the missus wish to view some of the finer points, and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgeKlhG44-0 for even more of the past hijinks ;)

P.S. I think vic might kill me for this.

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

galleri

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Jan 9th 2014, 19:17:30

Soviet is so smart that his browsing history is automatically deleted. :P I do the same! nah I am an internet hoarder

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Erian

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Jan 9th 2014, 19:46:39

If you're screwed by your wife Vic I'd say that's great. ;)

Alin

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Jan 9th 2014, 19:49:27

now Vic has the excuse "wasn`t me posting that - it was the wife".

MauricXe

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Jan 9th 2014, 19:56:13

Originally posted by martian:

lol.
tbh if that's the worst she finds when she goes through your browsing history (as most women seem compelled to do) then you are doing well.

ha hopefully he uses the private browsing

King_Cobra1

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Jan 9th 2014, 22:17:16

Don't worry vic will have her playing the game shortly.

iScode

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Jan 9th 2014, 22:19:28

yeah except it will be really vic.

this whole thread was a set up to get his wife on the safelist :P

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ericownsyou5

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Jan 9th 2014, 22:19:32

Originally posted by King_Cobra1:

Don't worry vic will have her playing the game shortly.

haha yeah, his "wife".

Pride

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Jan 9th 2014, 22:32:54

I use to be so cautious what I posted when my ex found the forums. It was HORRIBLE. Never ask your fluff to play this game haha

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ssewellusmc

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Jan 10th 2014, 0:28:21

She probably won't be laughing when she finds your stash of zootube movies...

Syko_Killa

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Jan 10th 2014, 0:54:06

Well just feel relieved she didn't find your personal messages yet, she would find some dirty stuff in there i'm sure.

Do as I say, not as I do.

Y-NoT

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Jan 10th 2014, 2:30:32

daspheebsie

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Jan 10th 2014, 3:08:11

O_o I rarely had any problems with posting on the forums as Elves... Rarely.. I also knew to stay the fluff away from the archives, that place is straight up scary.

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tooybitz

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Jan 10th 2014, 3:37:35

Originally posted by martian:

lol.
tbh if that's the worst she finds when she goes through your browsing history (as most women seem compelled to do) then you are doing well.

I agree with this. lol
But I would be using private browsing when browsing for something worst. lol

[IX]Mobster

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Jan 10th 2014, 15:23:02

Hopefully she doesn't find out about all the online affairs you have been having that you told me about...

*hoping she reads this and freaks out*

archaic

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Jan 10th 2014, 16:00:34

Lol Vic, just be sure to do what I do - keep a folder of pretty generic bland porn where its not to hard to find (I find porn featuring women that are of similar build and age of her to be ideal!). Meanwhile, keep an encrypted folder (hidden of of course) stashed away in system folder for all of the really good stuff.

To be honest, she could not be bothered to spend 2 minutes perusing these lame ass forums.

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elvesrus

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Jan 10th 2014, 16:12:36

archaic, I find it hilarious you didn't latch onto pheebs posting as me :p

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

archaic

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Jan 10th 2014, 16:58:07

If you can't control your harem bro, what can I say?

;p

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elvesrus

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Jan 10th 2014, 17:01:02

Think I posted as her a few times too

feel free to try and determine which was which on atarchive ;)

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

daspheebsie

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Jan 10th 2014, 17:04:25

I here by ban myself from posting without at least two cups of coffee in my system.

Also Elves may or may not have posted as me, and if he left it up on the computer I may or may not have posted as him. I'm not entirely sure anymore. But that is what it is.

God I need more coffee.

Edited By: daspheebsie on Jan 10th 2014, 17:33:15. Reason: Needed more coffee, and the second edit of this post looked wors
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