What do you call an Australian with half a brain???




















































Gifted.

fluff YOU STRAYA fluffS!! NZ Rules!

i am maybe twelve minutes into the first episode of the australian version of Rake.. i was under the impression it was a comedy, though I have yet to laugh once.

Yeah fluff you Australia!

strayas dont have a sense of humour. Sov is a perfect example of this.

i am inclined to agree. i gave up. greg kinnear it is not.

but.. was that mr smith from the matrix? he aged poorly. men are supposed to become distinguished, look at sean connery. he.. looked haggard..

What do you call an Australian with no brain?













There's no such thing really, we call them Kiwis!

no kiwis are australians but nice try!

What do you call a Kiwi with a thousand lovers???

A shepherd.

LOL@pro tip

Is that meant to be insulting?

Troll Harder! The only insulting thing here is your lack of intelligence.

Another mind bender for you:

An Aussie bloke is having a quiet drink in a bar and leans over to the big guy next to him and says, 'Do you wanna hear a Kiwi joke?

The big guy replies, 'Well mate, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 1.90 m tall, 125 kg and I played as a forward for the All Blacks."

"The guy next to me is 1.85 m, weighs 115 kg and he's an ex-All Black lock."

"Next to him is a bloke who's 2 m tall, weighs 120 kg and he's a current All Black second rower. Now do you still want to tell that Kiwi joke?"

The Aussie bloke says, "Nah, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."

the funny thing is you argue between yourselves while living outside of north america, (save mexico, of course), so third world countries fighting with third world countries makes first world countries glad we got the fluff away from you all.



thats how you insult people. go search for clean water or culture, whichever you find first.

Braden you're Welsh, please do not interfere in the squabbling of citizens of Sovereign Countries. None of this Canadian bullfluff either you're Welsh. :D

North America is deemed to be the hub of Anti-Culture(as voted by the people of every other continent!), proliferating the world with homogenized political views and horrible TV Soap Operas. This does not make North America the flag bearers of culture.

just because the bold and the beautiful sucks doesn't mean every north american soap opera sucks. take those mexican ones for example. could easily watch those just for the eye candy ;)

um, don't you have donkey fluff and goat piss infested water to feed your children?

for their birthday they get typhus or if they're truly lucky walking pneumonia?


(best soap opera is downton abbey; i'd suggest torrent download and two eyes connected to a heart)

also, i'd suggest learning and understanding the definition of culture. understanding words is, indeed, rewarding.

It is indeed; but before one gloats on how well they understand words they should surely, truly understand them.

Culture is the characteristics of a particular group of people, defined by everything from language, religion, cuisine, social habits, music and arts. Ergo, North America a home of immigrants; neither produces its own culture nor develops it. It absorbs the culture of said immigrants and gleefully boasts to owning it.

"cul·ture
ˈkəlCHər/
noun
noun: culture

1.
the arts and other manifestations of human intellectual achievement regarded collectively.
"20th century popular culture" "

where you misinterpret the definitions of a) human, b) intellectual and, c) achievement

they'd need to be worth calling human, they'd need intellect, and they will have needed to achieve something.

you forget, we're trying to insult, not define. where ya'll further lack b), i presume from drinking waterborne diseases or having sex with your cousins.

you will not win. my propensity for hatred is astounding.

Circular logic while enjoyable, is hardly confusing. Your propensity for hate, blinds you to the fact that your argument supports my earlier statement. :)

As a proclaimed North American you are unable to conceive the rest of the world thinking of you as a morbidly obese, fast food dependent, war orientated, criminal society who relies on conflict rather then debate to resolve any problem.

You can paint the picture of a worldly intellect with love of the language braden, but we all know you are fat.

if a thirty two waist and a forty regular chest is fat then so be it.

ill take my pants off right now and text you a photo of the tab to prove it. the jacket at least i wouldnt be in my drawers [at a bar] in public, so lets go with the jacket instead?

yes, knowing you will never take me up on the offer makes it far easier to suggest i would ;p

and i dont eat red meat, is it the salad that i gain the weight from?

oh maybe the booze though, fair enough..

Is "tab" some euphemism I am not familiar with?

not a euphamism, no. in a sportscoat, blazer or suit jacket its where it reads the size, the fabric used and the cleaning instructions. generally, in canada at least, its inside the left inside jacket pocket.

mine reads size/taille 40 regular; 100% wool; dry clean only. for pants its just below the beltline at the small of your back.

oh, you meant a euphemism for my penis, sorry.. took me a minute..

bonus