Aug 8th 2014, 6:32:32
GREETINGS MOUTH-BREATHERS, SYCOPHANTS, NINCOMPOOPS AND HALF-WITS!
ER... WAIT... THAT GREETING NO LONGER FITS.
GREETINGS MY DEAR DEAR FRIENDS!
IT IS MY PLEASURE TO ANNOUNCE TO YOU THAT, WHILE SAM IS OFF TRAIPSING AROUND EUROPE AND LIKELY DRUNK OFF HIS ASS AT THIS MOMENT, I HAVE TAKEN INITIATIVE AND USURPED POWER!
I FEEL THAT IN THE PAST, [DANGER]! HAS GOTTEN A BAD REPUTATION AS A BUNCH OF HYPER-REACTIVE "WILL NUKE YOU FOR THE SLIGHTEST OFFENSE" CRAZY MOTHERfluffERS. THIS IS UNFORTUNATE, AS WE WERE REALLY JUST A BUNCH OF (OR FIVE OR SIX) REALLY NICE GUYS WHO JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIENDS.
AS SUCH , I OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE THAT THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! HAS BEEN DISBANDED. I AM FORMING A NEW CLAN, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! PLEASE WELCOME THE CUDDLY CLAN [DANGER]! ALL MEMBERS OF THE FORMER [DANGER]! HAVE BEEN SUMMARILY BOOTED AND IMMEDIATELY READMITTED!
FROM THIS POINT FORWARD, OR UNTIL SAM RETURNS TO THE GREATEST NATION IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, ALL MATTERS REQUIRING ATTENTION OF THE MIG...CUDDLY CLAN [DANGER]! SHALL BE REFERRED TO ME AS ACTING DICTATOR, FOR DELEGATION TO SAM UPON HIS RETURN!
HAVE A CUDDLY, fluffY, SUNSHINEY DAY!
WE LOVE YOU!
HA!
BILL DANGER
MINISTER OF MEOW
THE CUDDLY CLAN [DANGER]!
ER... WAIT... THAT GREETING NO LONGER FITS.
GREETINGS MY DEAR DEAR FRIENDS!
IT IS MY PLEASURE TO ANNOUNCE TO YOU THAT, WHILE SAM IS OFF TRAIPSING AROUND EUROPE AND LIKELY DRUNK OFF HIS ASS AT THIS MOMENT, I HAVE TAKEN INITIATIVE AND USURPED POWER!
I FEEL THAT IN THE PAST, [DANGER]! HAS GOTTEN A BAD REPUTATION AS A BUNCH OF HYPER-REACTIVE "WILL NUKE YOU FOR THE SLIGHTEST OFFENSE" CRAZY MOTHERfluffERS. THIS IS UNFORTUNATE, AS WE WERE REALLY JUST A BUNCH OF (OR FIVE OR SIX) REALLY NICE GUYS WHO JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIENDS.
AS SUCH , I OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE THAT THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! HAS BEEN DISBANDED. I AM FORMING A NEW CLAN, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! PLEASE WELCOME THE CUDDLY CLAN [DANGER]! ALL MEMBERS OF THE FORMER [DANGER]! HAVE BEEN SUMMARILY BOOTED AND IMMEDIATELY READMITTED!
FROM THIS POINT FORWARD, OR UNTIL SAM RETURNS TO THE GREATEST NATION IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, ALL MATTERS REQUIRING ATTENTION OF THE MIG...CUDDLY CLAN [DANGER]! SHALL BE REFERRED TO ME AS ACTING DICTATOR, FOR DELEGATION TO SAM UPON HIS RETURN!
HAVE A CUDDLY, fluffY, SUNSHINEY DAY!
WE LOVE YOU!
HA!
BILL DANGER
MINISTER OF MEOW
THE CUDDLY CLAN [DANGER]!
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