Oct 27th 2014, 17:16:38
Since the dawn of man, man has eaten carrots. They look all fancy with their awesome color, taste good and are nourishing. They also have a side utility as sex toys. What man hasn't know until this day however, is that carrots are evil. Ghosts, aliens, miss carriages, cancer, Hitler, dark nights of the new moon, religious wars, Bowser and SoL among other things, all stem from this evil. This is all to some degree countered by their benefits, mostly the awesome color.
However as we in imagnum has recently learned, it has been bullying a new comer to the food scene. It is accepted by most as the most awesomestest food there is. Probably due to it feeling threatened as the prime food, it is inciting hatred among the human race for the new comer. As a result, it has already been forbidden in large parts of the world, and with the rise of salad bars with their superiority in freshness and free choice of sauce, it has also started to threaten the consumption of this food in the west.
There is also a rumor going on that carrots around the world are abusing this youngster in refigurators around the world. We have recently learned facts that proves these rumors to be true. We will not have it.
Imaginary Numbers declare war on carrots in defense on their blatant assault on bacon! May the bunnies hump them in their graves!
Sifos
Guy in imagnum with some kind of authority, sometimes.
However as we in imagnum has recently learned, it has been bullying a new comer to the food scene. It is accepted by most as the most awesomestest food there is. Probably due to it feeling threatened as the prime food, it is inciting hatred among the human race for the new comer. As a result, it has already been forbidden in large parts of the world, and with the rise of salad bars with their superiority in freshness and free choice of sauce, it has also started to threaten the consumption of this food in the west.
There is also a rumor going on that carrots around the world are abusing this youngster in refigurators around the world. We have recently learned facts that proves these rumors to be true. We will not have it.
Imaginary Numbers declare war on carrots in defense on their blatant assault on bacon! May the bunnies hump them in their graves!
Sifos
Guy in imagnum with some kind of authority, sometimes.
Imaginary Numbers
If you're important enough to contact me, you will know how to contact me.
Self appointed emperor of the Order of Bunnies.
The only way to be certain your allies will not betray you is to kill them all!
If you're important enough to contact me, you will know how to contact me.
Self appointed emperor of the Order of Bunnies.
The only way to be certain your allies will not betray you is to kill them all!
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