Oct 29th 2014, 6:50:11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VeOJ6fv5f0
IT IS WITH THE HEAVIEST OF HEARTS AND THE MOST INEBRIATED OF MINDS THAT I BRING TO YOU THIS ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE COMMITEE OF ONE!
SOME OF YOU MAY BE WONDERING, "HOW CAN I CONTINUE TO LIVE MY PITIFUL EXISTENCE IN THE ABSENCE OF THE GUIDANCE PROVIDED BY THE COMMITTEE OF ONE? WHAT IS THE POINT?" WE WILL NOT SUGARCOAT THIS! THERE IS NO POINT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylbmc1hAofg
AS YOU LISTEN TO THE CACOPHONY OF HOOFBEATS AS THE THUNDERHORSE STAMPEDES AND RAGES, TAKE WHAT SMALL MEASURE OF COMFORT YOU MAY FROM THE KNOWLEDGE THAT SOMEWHERE, WE ARE EXPLODING SOMETHING!
UNFORTUNATELY, OUR NUMBERS HAVE DWINDLED AS MEMBERS REALIZED THE FUTILITY OF TRYING TO TEACH THE WAYS OF VIOLENT PACIFISM TO A GAGGLE OF MOUTH-BREATHING TROGLODYTES! OUR REPEATED ATTEMPTS TO EXTEND THE OLIVE BRANCH OF PEACE IN ONE HAND WHILE HOLDING SEVERAL POUNDS OF HIGH EXPLOSIVES IN THE OTHER HAVE BEEN REPEATEDLY MET WITH UNFETTERED PUGILISM AND PHILANTHROPIC NARCISSISM! AND CHIVES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bHhpufKRjs
THE COMMITTEE ISSUES, AS ITS FINAL DECREE (UNTIL SUCH TIME AS IT SEES FIT TO ISSUE OTHER DECREES, PURSUANT TO A DECREE OF INTENT TO DECREE BEING SUITABLY NOMINATED, APPROVED, AND ENSURED), THE FOLLOWING CHALLENGE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo
MAKE IT SO!
HA!
SAM
UNDERLORD OF THE COMMITTEE OF LESS THAN NONE
PURVEYOR OF THE FOUR LIGHTS
THE DEFUNCT CLAN [DANGER]!
IT IS WITH THE HEAVIEST OF HEARTS AND THE MOST INEBRIATED OF MINDS THAT I BRING TO YOU THIS ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE COMMITEE OF ONE!
EFFECTIVE DECEMBER 6TH, 2014, THE COMMITTEE OF ONE SHALL OFFICIALLY AND TEMPORARILY AND INAPPROPRIATELY BE DISBANDED, AND HENCEFORTH SHALL BE REFERRED TO AS THE COMMITTEE OF LESS THAN NONE!
SOME OF YOU MAY BE WONDERING, "HOW CAN I CONTINUE TO LIVE MY PITIFUL EXISTENCE IN THE ABSENCE OF THE GUIDANCE PROVIDED BY THE COMMITTEE OF ONE? WHAT IS THE POINT?" WE WILL NOT SUGARCOAT THIS! THERE IS NO POINT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylbmc1hAofg
AS YOU LISTEN TO THE CACOPHONY OF HOOFBEATS AS THE THUNDERHORSE STAMPEDES AND RAGES, TAKE WHAT SMALL MEASURE OF COMFORT YOU MAY FROM THE KNOWLEDGE THAT SOMEWHERE, WE ARE EXPLODING SOMETHING!
UNFORTUNATELY, OUR NUMBERS HAVE DWINDLED AS MEMBERS REALIZED THE FUTILITY OF TRYING TO TEACH THE WAYS OF VIOLENT PACIFISM TO A GAGGLE OF MOUTH-BREATHING TROGLODYTES! OUR REPEATED ATTEMPTS TO EXTEND THE OLIVE BRANCH OF PEACE IN ONE HAND WHILE HOLDING SEVERAL POUNDS OF HIGH EXPLOSIVES IN THE OTHER HAVE BEEN REPEATEDLY MET WITH UNFETTERED PUGILISM AND PHILANTHROPIC NARCISSISM! AND CHIVES!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bHhpufKRjs
THE COMMITTEE ISSUES, AS ITS FINAL DECREE (UNTIL SUCH TIME AS IT SEES FIT TO ISSUE OTHER DECREES, PURSUANT TO A DECREE OF INTENT TO DECREE BEING SUITABLY NOMINATED, APPROVED, AND ENSURED), THE FOLLOWING CHALLENGE:
THE COMMITTEE OF ONE HEREBY DECREES THAT SAM_DANGER LIVES, AND SHALL NOT BE KILLED, AND STANDS IN THE FACE OF ALL ADVERSARIES AS A REMINDER OF THE SUPERIORITY OF THE MIGHTY CLAN! ANY ALLIANCE THAT FAILS TO KILL SAM_DANGER SHALL, IN THE FOLLOWING RESET, CHANGE THEIR ALLIANCE NAME TO "HOPELESS NINNIES" WITH A TAG OF "xFAILx"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo
MAKE IT SO!
HA!
SAM
UNDERLORD OF THE COMMITTEE OF LESS THAN NONE
PURVEYOR OF THE FOUR LIGHTS
THE DEFUNCT CLAN [DANGER]!
