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Going bald. Her boobs distract away from her nose. Her surgeon did a bang up job fixing her cleft lip. I bet she could grow some cool lamb chop sideburns if she wanted. Plus she is a soft talker. Great candidate for a one night stand after drinking a bit.

Edited By: Heston on Dec 30th 2014, 18:03:18
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Dec 30th 2014, 18:02:28

Originally posted by Heston:

LOL +10

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Dec 30th 2014, 19:11:48

Heston, That pretty much describes half of the EEmpires game base. Except we can't cook.

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Dec 30th 2014, 19:25:15

Heston +11 :)

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Dec 30th 2014, 21:12:40

Originally posted by OccamsRazor:

Heston, That pretty much describes half of the EEmpires game base. Except we can't cook.

Speak for yourself, I can cook quite tasty meals.

farmer

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Dec 30th 2014, 23:32:16

i am thinking too high maintenance

Heston

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Dec 31st 2014, 0:32:33

Originally posted by farmer:

i am thinking too high maintenance

Keeping her kitchen filled with the latest pots and pans isnt a big deal. Im sure she is no stranger to box wine. Other than trying to impregnate that dino and not end up with a mentally retarded flipper kid with a clef pallet/lip she looks easily maintained.

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Dec 31st 2014, 0:47:08

lol

on a side note, i never found her fake ass face that attractive.

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Heston

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Dec 31st 2014, 0:49:14

Originally posted by mrford:

lol

on a side note, i never found her fake ass face that attractive.

Alcohol.

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Dec 31st 2014, 1:23:12

Alcohol only makes fluffes look hotter if you are desperate.

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Heston

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Dec 31st 2014, 2:29:00

Good point.
There are prolly many factors involved with bagging that or using her as a visual stimulant alone in your dorm room. Perhaps setting the bar low makes it more a feasible fantasy to the common nerd?

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Dec 31st 2014, 2:53:36

i prefer old school clubbing. hit her in the head with a log and drag her home

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Dec 31st 2014, 3:21:22

plot twist: heston masturbates to Bobby Flay in his Iron Chef outfit

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Heston

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Dec 31st 2014, 5:39:53

Originally posted by Pang:

plot twist: heston masturbates to Bobby Flay in his Iron Chef outfit

Lol
Wut? Swing and a missss.

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Dec 31st 2014, 5:49:33

bonus

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Dec 31st 2014, 11:37:00

Awww yissss

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Dec 31st 2014, 12:27:32

good maybe she'l make me a sammich

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Dec 31st 2014, 16:36:22

She wouldn't make you a sandwich, she would fix you a sandwich.

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Dec 31st 2014, 16:51:48

Boobs are fake too... automatic dislike.

except, as previously stated... with alcohol i could be convinced to do stuff.

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Dec 31st 2014, 17:04:20

Far too skinny and hung up on herself. On the other hand, the rating scale I used as a kid (1-10) is no longer applicable, I now use a binary rating scale (0-1). She is a 1, but these days so are most women with a pulse and no visible male sex organs.

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Dec 31st 2014, 17:11:04

Originally posted by Dissident:

Boobs are fake too...

they're real if i can touch 'em

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Dec 31st 2014, 22:37:49

Bonus

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Jan 1st 2015, 4:32:46

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by OccamsRazor:

Heston, That pretty much describes half of the EEmpires game base. Except we can't cook.

Speak for yourself, I can cook quite tasty meals.

Peanut Butter and marshmallow fluff sandwhiches dont count.

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