I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.

The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.



Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.

I'm sure if you should change your mind there are many around that will be more than willing to exercise their abductor tendon and give you a swift kick in the nuts. Might give you more data to consider and help prove your hypothesis.

life goals and point of view matters...

I'll have to ponder this over a beer and get back to you...

Getting kicked in the balls would not require the work load, responsibility and cost of raising a child.

might lead to no need to care about costs of raising child.

haha. they have a way where they put electrodes on your body which can simulate the pain of giving birth

If you get kicked in balls enough, you won't have to worry about more kids anyway . . .

nor living.

yes

wat?

Try the electrodes...

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wat

I read an article that stated, according to nerve stimulation, pain receptors, brain activity and general fluffing by women; giving birth causes the same level of pain as being set on fire.

Getting kicked in the nuts is an intense amount of pain, but eventually you are only left with stomach cramps and soreness. I know from training in MMA and Karate.

I imagine giving birth would be like getting kicked repeatedly in the nuts for like 6 hours, without the result of having jelly for balls afterwards, unlike women who develop roast beef curtains, and keep reading articles about Vaginal Rejuvenation.

Still, pushing a human out your vag is no excuse for getting fat and always deferring to "Try giving birth!"

It happened, its done, your body is ruined, and you're the one who chose to receive the semen and not get the "procedure". Don't get pissy with us.

You can't get an epidural when you get kicked in the nuts

Child birth gives you a reward this is why they wish to do it again even after the agonizing pain of being ripped open. On the other hand their is no reward to being kicking in the nuts. Raise your hand if i can kick you in the nuts for $10,000 cash.

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Some women have less trouble with child birth then others. This needs to be considered as well. 😎