Aug 23rd 2016, 4:51:11
*Walks to the mic*
Dear Disse..Dissa... *looks at paper* Ahh, who cares how to spell your name, it matters not, you matter not. Stones hereby revokes your declaration of war on the grounds of its stupidity. Not saying that your reason for war has no foundation, I’m simply stating that your actual declaration is retarded.
First, you post lyrics to songs, you could not come up with anything on your own. I mean, who the hell is Matthew Good? Second, you post war stats showing your massive 4 country kill FS. Now, I have been out of the game for some time so I don’t know if that is some sort of record nowa days but ok. You have to put more effort into these things. Sheesh.
Now,
Stones is herby declaring war on Elders, I know I know, you can’t declare war on someone that already declared war but, as I said, Stones rejects your war declaration. Stones is declaring war on Elders because they are just no fun. No fun et allllll. We at stones are a sort of bunch that enjoy fun, as a matter of fact, most of us are putting on our floppy size 72’s, shiny red noses, and loading our Pie cannon 12000’s. We are Clowns, and warring is fun. We don’t mind if we die, and restart, and die, and restart, and die…well, you get the point. Because killing/crippling/PIEing/Raping your sheep for the foreseeable future is going to be…fun for us. So thank you for this, we appreciate this, My crack brownie oven was getting dusty, and now have a reason to dust it off.
Wait…one sec…
*steps off podium*
*Comes Back*
This is embarrassing, crash has just informed me that he, not sure how to put this, but he just defic…defec…he just crapped in your war room. Like, all in your war room. Im sooo sorry about this, I typically have better control over him but sheesh, he took the exlax brownies over the crack brownies this morning. I will send him right ove……wiat…hang on…sorry.
*steps off podium*
*Comes Back*
*Tears falls down cheek* Betsy…is missing. DID YOU GUYS TAKE HER!! This will not do, this will not do at ALL. I will not rest until she is returned Disseaeveryournameis, you no good low down…hang on….
*steps off podium*
*Comes Back*
I must apologize, apparently ignition over in LAF borrowed her. Whew, you guys are sooo lucky. Anywhoot, war declared, you hit us, we will hit you, throw pies, rape sheep, and eat crack brownies. Good day.
Darkangel
Stones FA