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Jul 11th 2018, 3:39:46

So a 40 member warclan Fsed 30 members half of which were netting. Should have rolled over them.

40 member clan get a whopping 3 kills in the initial fs and a total of 5 in the first 24 hours. That's horrible. Should have been easy for the 30 members to catch up with such a lackluster fs. You'd think.

Except the netters on the 30 man side that were truly netting went into protection, and a few people who didn't feel like doing the same war over again also join the netters in vacation mode.

3 days in a 70 member war has a total of 12 kills. I went thru my history journals and this size of war would ordinarily average about 24 kills by this point. Legitimately double what this war has produced.

I went thru over 100 wars and cannot find a single war with worse participation by both sides. This is the lowest kill total for any war I've ever participated in per member EVER. That's not hyperbole either. It's a legitimate stat. This war is the most embarrassing war for both sides I've ever seen.

Everyone should be ashamed of themselves.

Max fa to anyone who can come up with a genuinely worse war and show me stats.

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Jul 11th 2018, 4:29:52

Im doing great, fluff you talkin about hehe
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DerrickICN Game profile

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Jul 11th 2018, 4:42:15

Correction everyone but weezy is embarrassing

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Jul 11th 2018, 6:24:17

Lol this post is horrible,

Its a summer set what do you expect.

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Jul 11th 2018, 9:20:58

Better than the worst ever? Not asking for much here.

Edited By: DerrickICN on Jul 11th 2018, 9:23:19
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Jul 11th 2018, 10:33:10

consdering what tags that are in the war why are you suprised? :P

ironxxx Game profile

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Jul 11th 2018, 11:22:41

Sol is truly elite when it comes to garbage time war.

They needed an easy war to win. It has been a long couple years for them lately

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Jul 11th 2018, 12:03:15

Nah. Worst war was tie declaring war on bots/rd


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Suicidal Game profile

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Jul 11th 2018, 12:54:45

Derrick and syko love to war each other. When it's over, they have make up sex after each set

Makinso Game profile

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Jul 11th 2018, 13:39:38

Not to mention Derrick I've seen worse wars. Especially when it involved ICN LOL

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Jul 11th 2018, 14:00:12

Please post new war dec vid, it must involve:
1. Not old
2. Nipples
3. A cookie recipe
4. Explosions


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Jul 11th 2018, 14:58:28

Originally posted by galleri:
Please post new war dec vid, it must involve:
1. Not old
2. Nipples
3. A cookie recipe
4. Explosions


Now we all know what turns Galleri on :p

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Jul 11th 2018, 15:54:58

Are those mutually exclusive in the wardec or all in one
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Jul 11th 2018, 16:18:43

Lol Makaroni, I definitely remember ICN performing as poor as SOL this set but our enemies weren't usually this terrible as well. Its a new level of mutually terrible. And I also don't recall any 6 year old nipple free war decs. fluffs just lazy

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Jul 11th 2018, 16:36:46

Summer + b00bs = lazy war
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Jul 11th 2018, 16:41:45

I said hey, what's going on?

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Jul 11th 2018, 16:45:34

I don't want anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself

Originally posted by ironxxx:
Sol is truly elite when it comes to garbage time war.

They needed an easy war to win. It has been a long couple years for them lately

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Jul 11th 2018, 16:46:03

I touch myself, I touch myself, I touch myself, I touch myself.

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Jul 12th 2018, 0:47:25

Oh I've seen WAY worse wars. I was in PDM man, believe me - wars get way worse than this.
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Jul 12th 2018, 1:29:10

A war without enough purpose or vision? No hatred or revenge worthy enough of activity?

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Jul 13th 2018, 1:47:57

agreed

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Jul 13th 2018, 2:10:03

Makironi still doesn't understand the concept of wars that are competitive increasing activity. At this point I doubt he'll ever get there. I was saying when we had SOL as an ally that maki is allergic to competitive wars and just wants easy wins. Still holds true. Hopefully this is a lesson in why it's good to keep the game competitive. From elders perspective, I always have better activity in the really close ones vs winning or losing in blowout fashion. I guarantee sol will be down members because of that choice next set.

It's actually intriguing to me that you can win a war handily and lose membership. I guess we've probably all just been playing so long that this sorta thing is just tiresome, win or lose.

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Jul 13th 2018, 5:44:20

Originally posted by Suicidal:
Derrick and syko love to war each other. When it's over, they have make up sex after each set
yeah but I call pitcher, derrick can be the catcher. If you want in though, form a line, theres a waiting list.
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Jul 13th 2018, 5:45:45

Originally posted by archaic:
Oh I've seen WAY worse wars. I was in PDM man, believe me - wars get way worse than this.
yeah they always tried to AB you to death.
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Jul 13th 2018, 14:51:19

Originally posted by Karnage XZ:
Originally posted by Suicidal:
Derrick and syko love to war each other. When it's over, they have make up sex after each set
yeah but I call pitcher, derrick can be the catcher. If you want in though, form a line, theres a waiting list.

This ass costs a lot of bushels tho.

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Jul 13th 2018, 15:49:36

batter up

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Jul 14th 2018, 0:32:10

SoL plays to their opponents skill. Classic strategy genius.

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Jul 14th 2018, 2:50:18

?

Ummm if you fs smaller tags you should win quickly. That's not strategy genius that's just common fact. Lol. This guy either tryin to troll or just plain dumb.

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Jul 16th 2018, 0:36:01

Originally posted by Makinso:
Not to mention Derrick I've seen worse wars. Especially when it involved ICN LOL


Anytime I warred with ICN we won :-O
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Jul 16th 2018, 1:59:05

P.s. we had 35 not 40 and 5 of them havnt played turns since week one. One died and never restarted. So it's really quite equal
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Jul 16th 2018, 2:34:46

Yes because only SOL inactives count as inactives

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Jul 16th 2018, 13:27:17

Last reset when you hit us, we were praised. This set we took the initiative and somehow we are not praiseworthy.
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Makinso Game profile

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Jul 16th 2018, 13:36:12

wow he called you dumb Zen feel the insult?

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Jul 16th 2018, 15:14:38

If you had a top 10 list

All the top 10 would involve imaginary numbers 1-1
War

It’s be hard to single out a particular war


They’re actuallly great ankle biters in a server war
Z is #1

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Jul 16th 2018, 15:52:15

Originally posted by Karnage XZ:
Last reset when you hit us, we were praised. This set we took the initiative and somehow we are not praiseworthy.


Let me explain. I still have back pocket ways that I could make this war more fun. The war itself has been extremely lacking but with some minor tweaks could be fun. I can't help that I see it that way. I just do. Lord knows I don't mind losing, like last set (or the time I called in stones for kicks), I just like to be entertained and motivated as well.

If I were to make this war more entertaining, Maki would have a huge problem with it despite the fact that my entire intention is to give people a reason to stick with it, play thru to the end of sets and have a good time.

I saw last set as an easy win for sol for a number of reasons mainly involving stocks and perceived activity so we struck first. It was indeed an entertaining war. You guys overcame that and, as anticipated, won. Same as the last time.

Any war like this notoriously costs the server players and I've never been fond of that. But maki will genuinely get butthurt if I do anything to make it more enjoyable for everyone. It's pretty silly imo.

Some people are just more concerned with winning and being top dog than keeping the game alive and keeping people entertained. Let's see how big both our tags are next set and then you can tell me I'm wrong.

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Jul 16th 2018, 22:20:54

Was it fun when elders and company was doing this too LaF? Know how many members left because of that? Everyset I was emailing LaFs list to get numbers to basically be cannon fodder for your wars, but since these are your closest game friends everyone is supposed to care, they will be back or they wont. Im betting they return. Its the summer, everyone wants to be somewhere else, if your members are on vacation in RL, did you consider so do we. Ours just hit when they can.
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Jul 16th 2018, 22:23:42

bonus

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Jul 16th 2018, 23:21:30

`never really cared who won a WAR, to me it was and is all about keeping people in the game. I miss the sets of 200 new apps per set. /me humps major and drools.

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Jul 16th 2018, 23:54:44

When recruitment was about getting the right player, not just a warm body ;-p
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Jul 17th 2018, 14:26:58

/me humps bru


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Jul 17th 2018, 15:03:48

We don't seem to have that issue this reset, to be quite honest, I feel like we're barely trying.
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Jul 17th 2018, 17:44:42

it's odd that this is a thread about the worst war of all time.... but imag hasn't been mentioned a single time

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Jul 18th 2018, 4:25:42

Lol.

*Mic drop*

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Jul 18th 2018, 5:20:48

Originally posted by DerrickICN:
Lol.

*Mic drop*
i nominate derrick for worst keyboard warrior of all time! Can I get a second?
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Jul 18th 2018, 5:25:47

Guess I should have quoted trife so you knew what I was talking about, or does your multi disagree.

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Jul 18th 2018, 7:54:25

Dumb?! Me?! It's not dumb. It's lack of blood flow to the brain.

After pumping 3" into your mom for hours.

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Jul 18th 2018, 9:28:17

LOL @ Zen.........

I laughed and at the same time was wondering how apropriate or not that was.

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Jul 18th 2018, 10:39:52

Originally posted by ZEN:
Dumb?! Me?! It's not dumb. It's lack of blood flow to the brain.

After pumping 3" into your mom for hours.
Thumbs up!
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Jul 18th 2018, 14:00:48

Originally posted by Trife:
it's odd that this is a thread about the worst war of all time.... but imag hasn't been mentioned a single time


Given facts not need mentioning, duh
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Jul 18th 2018, 14:52:45

Originally posted by ZEN:
Dumb?! Me?! It's not dumb. It's lack of blood flow to the brain.

After pumping 3" into your mom for hours.


oh baby