You stopped the KR on me with 8 civs left.

#573

0 civ SRs FTW


0.5 mins ago

Headbanger (#533) attempted to stir rebellions in your country! You killed 2 enemy spies.


0.5 mins ago

Enemy operatives caused 0 civilians to flee our lands!


0.9 mins ago

A brigade from Headbanger (#533) has invaded your lands! 
Your defenses held against the invaders and forced them away! 

Your military lost:

Xxxx Troops

Their military lost:

Xxxxxxx Troops

Thankyou #533 for bouncing a BR on me...... 7k break. I had a good laugh.

Dead now - going away for the weekend. See you next reset.

Edit - scratch that. Ill see if there are some minnows when I get back.

New country: 533 bounced a 7k BR (#584)

Your dead who cares. Don't go away mad, just go away

I didn't bounce any BR. Better look again.

I wont get mad - this is my 8th country. I wont go away either. Annoying people who take this game too seriously is entertaining.

No somos extraños para amar
Conoces las reglas y yo también
Un gran compromiso es en lo que estoy pensando
No conseguirías esto de ningún otro chico
Solo quiero decirte cómo me siento
Tengo que hacer que lo entiendas

Nunca te dejaré, nunca te defraudaré
Nunca voy a corretear ni a abandonaré
Nunca te haré llorar, nunca te diré adiós
Nunca te diré una mentira ni te heriré

Nos hemos conocido el uno al otro desde hace demasiado
Tu corazón te ha estado doliendo pero eres demasiado tímida para decirlo
Dentro nosotros sabemos lo que ha estado pasando
Conocemos el juego y vamos a jugar
Y si me preguntas cómo me estoy sintiendo
No me lo digas, estás demasiado ciega para verlo

Nunca te dejaré, nunca te defraudaré
Nunca voy a corretear ni te abandonaré
Nunca te haré llorar, nunca te diré adiós
Nunca te diré una mentira ni te heriré

Trumpoz. Dont brag about a 350 hit wall. That's terrible. Once you lead the server in defends then you can brag. Gonna need about 1400 more defends than that. You got killed online lol. That's much worse than someone bouncing a single br while you're shifting.

Btw. I'll name my country the same thing next set if you promise to try to kill me. Im that one that died with 1703 defends. A little challenge for you trumpoz. If you kill me before you all die so much you're below nw to hit me you get a cookie. I personally guarantee I dont die at your hands next set. Guaranteeeeeed

Ooooiiiiii :<

Derrick... You suck.

Hawk, you're correct. But some people suck far far worse.

Derrick

For someone with such an active life, I'm surprised you are able to spend so much time in game, let alone fapping to performances here on the forums.

Then again, vs rage or elders - whichever side of that pointless war you happen to on - no one fluffing cares. You're the last kid in the downs huddle to nut on the doorknob. Great stroke, son.

You're a mouth. You talk and swallow seed. Your country and ingame contribution are completely irrelevant. Why would we bother to kill you now or in the future? It doesn't fall within miles of anything we care about.

You'll disagree and say something no one cares about, probably about me or Spooge, but at the end of the day, you had some insight and were able to prevent absolutely nothing. Even with ammo, you're completely impotent, and you write too much for us to bother reading.

Tl;dr
Nothing you do or say matters. Your cum-receptical can be replaced by a sock with total efficacy. Please never stop being you.

I have officially rick rolled the forum in both spanish and german so far.....
:P

Is it still successful if we never translate?

Aye. That is a valid question squirrel boy.

On another note, my dog sits in the windows and tries to chase squirrels from inside the house.

I'm doing that myself now....weird!

No-one's bragging here Derrick..... a country with 8 civs is not much use to me. Much easier for the thing to be killed off. The 0 civ SRs were amusing - a few bounced hits should have triggered a spy op and anyone with half a brain would see that such a low pop would render SRs uselesd.

Once again your reading into a post is pure fantasy. Thanks for the laugh.

Im surprised your country was even worth getting killed. Im sure APs dog would have lifted its leg on it.

I like watching squirrels. They are fun.
Wait.....
*shakes head and wanders off

They get so happy finding a nut!

They toil and stockpile through the summer, just to outlast the cold.

Industrious little rodents.

The dirty squirrels are annoying.

My dog has to poop. Its the middle of the night. Wth dog!

but The_Hawk swallows