May 29th 2020, 15:15:03
When I was in high school there was this kid we called 'Trigger' (cause he had horse teeth) that had a grievance with one of my friends. After school, they met behind the old IGA and Shane kicked Triggers ass. A week later, Trigger called Shane out again, once again behind the old IGA, once again Shane easily kicked his ass. This went on for over a year, Trigger always believing that THIS TIME he was ready, Shane looking at it as an unenviable chore. One night after a brutal football game in which the opposing team used Shane as a pinata - Shane decided that he was going to let Trigger win so he could be rid of his burden. Once again, they met behind the old IGA and . . . Shane gave Trigger another ass whipping. Afterwards Shane shrugged and said "I don't know, it just felt like the thing to do".
Sometimes I wonder what ever happened to Trigger. Some people say that if you look in the clouds just as the sun is setting you can still see him headed to where the old IGA used to be, hopeful that this time THIS TIME it will finally be his night. Some people never learn.
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