Verified:

Mr. Iris Game profile

Member
296

Dec 14th 2010, 18:58:34

Thanks to a late start I've been ostracized from the RD tags, as a result I'm opening my tag up to the public.

Requirements are:
1. You not be archaic

Violation of said requirements are punishable by death. Applications will be accepted through private messages, posts on this forum, and in-game messages.

This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool. process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated are. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. This article does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my cat. Don't quote me on that. Don't quote me on anything. All rights reserved. You may distribute this article freely but you may not make a profit from it. Terms are subject to change without notice. Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental. Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle. No substitutions allowed. For a limited time only. This article is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted. Caveat emptor. Article is provided "as is" without any warranties. Reader assumes full responsibility. An equal opportunity article. No shoes, no shirt, no articles. quantities are limited while supplies last. If any defects are discovered, do not attempt to read them yourself, but return to an authorized service center. Read at your own risk. Parental advisory - explicit lyrics. Text may contain explicit materials some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised. Keep away from sunlight. Keep away from pets and small children. Limit one-per-family please. No money down. No purchase necessary. You need not be present to win. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Instructions are included. Action figures sold separately. No preservatives added. Slippery when wet. Safety goggles may be required during use. Sealed for your protection, do not read if safety seal is broken. Call before you dig. Not liable for damages arising from use or misuse. For external use only. If rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue reading. Read only with proper ventilation. Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place. Keep away from open flames. Avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Do not place near a flammable or magnetic source. Smoking this article could be hazardous to your health. The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a condom. No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added. If ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a physician. May cause any of the aforementioned effects and/or death. Articles are ribbed for your pleasure. Possible penalties for early withdrawal. Offer valid only at participating sites. Slightly higher west of the Rockies. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. Must be 18 to read. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.). Other restrictions may apply.

This supersedes all previous notices.
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
fluttering in the spring winds
Iris blooms again

Marshal Game profile

Member
32,589

Dec 14th 2010, 20:19:32

you expect some1 to read that?
Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

martian Game profile

Game Moderator
Mod Boss
7841

Dec 14th 2010, 22:34:31

yes
you are all special in the eyes of fluff
(|(|
( ._.) -----)-->
(_(' )(' )

RUN IT IS A KILLER BUNNY!!!

SuperFly Game profile

Member
5624

Dec 15th 2010, 2:23:00

wall of text

coles notes please :P


j/k, can I join? I needz a tag

braden Game profile

Member
11,480

Dec 15th 2010, 5:04:41

i played with uyou in esd? either way, i like you, so yes you can join!

iris is the fluff, i'd suggest joining

Thunder Game profile

Member
2322

Dec 15th 2010, 5:41:51

martian = Mr Iris?
Thunder
ICQ 56183127
MSN


2010 Armchair GMs League Champion
DEFEATER OF MRFORD!
FoCuS'D

NA FA/Senate
Lords


Ninja since born....Awesome Forever!

Mr. Iris Game profile

Member
296

Dec 15th 2010, 6:46:15

Thunder, I'm not Canadian enough to be martian, plus according to Patience's list on AT he is Mr. Rainbow.

SuperFly, I'm sure you'll see it before you see this message but if you're serious the password sent in a private message.

Marshal, yes I do. I also expect everyone to be able to recite it from memory all the way through after they're done reading it for the first time. Some friendly advice, do not post here again or any other RD Team Talk thread.
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
fluttering in the spring winds
Iris blooms again

braden Game profile

Member
11,480

Dec 15th 2010, 8:03:30

martain disbuked the canadian and socialism government. i wonder somestimes if he's canadian enough :(

Thunder Game profile

Member
2322

Dec 15th 2010, 8:09:19

Oh please...everyone knows that really knows that is, that the list Patience posted is bogus and wrought with LOLz
Thunder
ICQ 56183127
MSN


2010 Armchair GMs League Champion
DEFEATER OF MRFORD!
FoCuS'D

NA FA/Senate
Lords


Ninja since born....Awesome Forever!

gwagers Game profile

Member
1065

Dec 15th 2010, 15:20:57

Sadly I actually read about a third of that.
Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

"We cannot enter into alliance with neighboring princes until we are acquainted with their designs..."--Sun Tzu

Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

Mr. Iris Game profile

Member
296

Dec 15th 2010, 16:16:44

Did you see the secret message I wrote inside it?
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
fluttering in the spring winds
Iris blooms again

gwagers Game profile

Member
1065

Dec 15th 2010, 17:05:20

No, but I noticed that Happy Fun Ball wasn't mentioned. At least in the third that I read.
Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

"We cannot enter into alliance with neighboring princes until we are acquainted with their designs..."--Sun Tzu

Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

bladenightbreeze Game profile

Member
167

Dec 15th 2010, 17:56:55

holy crap that was long
You Will Respect My Authoritah!


FFA: Ares
MSN:
AIM: BladeNightbreeze
ICQ: 317019207

Mr. Iris Game profile

Member
296

Dec 15th 2010, 18:48:36

So is your name.
Originally posted by archaic:
see many colors
fluttering in the spring winds
Iris blooms again

mrford Game profile

Member
21,378

Dec 16th 2010, 5:15:27

Well played
Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

Mr Emerald

Member
896

Dec 16th 2010, 6:31:57

Didn't think he actually intended for someone to read all that, kudos to bladenightbreeze for taking the challenge.
We are not the same, I am martian!
you are all retarded in the eyes of fluff
o o
( ._.) -----)-->
(_(' )(' )

RUN IT IS A KILLER TEDDY BEAR!!!

Dragonlance Game profile

Member
1611

Dec 17th 2010, 4:47:17

LOL

Forum Pwned.

BigRedDog

Member
244

Dec 19th 2010, 17:28:07

"Keep cool. process promptly."

u forgot the caps...

archaic Game profile

Member
7014

Dec 21st 2010, 4:56:01

"Colors may, in time, fade."

/me chuckles
Cheating Mod Hall of Shame: Dark Morbid, Turtle Crawler, Sov

Link Game profile

Member
4677

Dec 22nd 2010, 19:26:36

epic string of text ftw
Link.


I Am a meat popsicle.


Elders
ICN
NBK
PanLV
SALT
MaK
Valks
CwG