Oct 31st 2014, 19:19:10
We need more pacts like this!
I would like to present one of my own.
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Sifos Pact of Blood
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This resolution is enforcable by every signed member against all alliances in game, regardless of signing.
This resolution overrides any and ALL pacting in place without exceptions, including all other silly pacts which claim to do the same! (TRUMPED, fluffES!)
If any country hits any other country, Sifos may retal any alliance 5 times.
If said attack was a missile attack, the offending country must convert to Norse pagan. The offending alliance must put on youtube:
1 video of alliance member running naked in the streets of a major city.
3 videos of Prez, hFA and hWar (or equivalent, if one person shares several duties he or she must do it several times) saying they are sorry.
Videos of all members doing the ice bucket challenge, as well as confirming their donations.
In addition, the target country may take retals, and or the alliance take actions, according to other pacts, unless said alliance is a spam tag.
Definition of spam tag:
Any alliance which is composed of men without balls, women that <insert something here which is fittingly degrading without being overly sexist> and other people, non-people, aliens, animals and RAGE-members, including: RAGE, SoL, SoF, Evo, MD, LaF, Omega, PDM, ICN, LCN, RIVAL and TPA (who the crap are these newbies anyway?).
Imaginary Numbers
If you're important enough to contact me, you will know how to contact me.
Self appointed emperor of the Order of Bunnies.
The only way to be certain your allies will not betray you is to kill them all!