dagga just kicked your ass (#104)

Bottom line is - our member shouldn't be hitting MONSTERS and suiciding like that is an overreaction. He probably would have got his own personal landfarm if he didn't go off half-assed!

PS. Generous offer Servant, I'd be surprised if it gets taken up though.

Clans aren't allowed for reasons of helping a player to win the game. No one cares if we kill each other...

I'm Earth Watcher!

No

I remember the old m0m0 division in SoF doing this all the time.. Not sus just morally questionable.

So, that makes your statement (a) worthless (b) inaccurate or (c) an indication that the doctor pressed too hard on your temples when pulling you from the womb.

aha. What information am I providing? dumbass.

I can feel a high level of whine about to burst through on this thread!

THe interesting news is that of Monster Bingo (#120)

I think it was a typo.

Friend War Rules v1.0

1. If you wish to participate in a friendly war you must have your alliance name, or an agreed upon alias, in your country name - no exceptions.

2. You may not start a war within the first 24 hours of the reset starting (Turns given would be 50 (250) and then the 360 per day which is a grand total of about 660 turns)

3. No team may have more than 10 participants.


Easy enough?

HAHA

I love that guy!

You already did :p

PS. 500 turn limit does not apply to restarts

LOL big mess.

Can we sort out some rules for next set? This has the potential to be quite fun.

Wow, martian's making sense! The moon is made of cheese!


And yes, he's right DK/Evo.. as much as you would like to jump into a war, have your fun and go on your merry way (crowing about whata great warring entity you are, or in Slappits case, that he is the best warchat leader EVAH), your participation means you have to expect to either cut a deal with the alliance you hit or prepare for the consequences. You did neither very well, and you have the gall to come on here and piss and moan for over a week.

Shut up please.

You are so insignificant it's almost laughable.

To be fair, we've only attacked a Collab country that hit one of ours..

He's got nothing to do on this server, sorry about that.

The other issue is declaring a winner! (Avg NW?)

I really like this format of this game, it's a good server to have a refresher in without the bs that goes on in alliance.

Friendly, informal fights are how it should be kept but I think it will work best if a few ground rules are established?

I don't think hitting out of protection is the ideal format, and it looks like we will have a nightmare circulating accurate country lists all the time, so I propose-

- 500 (or some other number?) turn amnesty period.. You cannot attack or be attacked if you have not played 500 turns.

- No country without the agreed upon tag name can participate (I stuffed this up with my country this set, as have a few others)

Thats it. Two rules, nice and simple, carefree destruction. What do you think Collab?

Pretty sure there are 6 or 7 SOL?

You will have to figure out which ones though!

haha.

Clear winners to this point.

BR - dagga dagga dagga dagga dagga (#61) [] -> Broken Collaboration (#32) [] 6C 2B

Off you pop!

FIRST BLOOD TO SOL!

Bah why start out of protection? Would have been much more enjoyable if we said - 500 turns then go for it.

Unless you code in the pacting system, this is all pie in the sky.

Place your bets here.

Wow, the bleating is loud.

Thomas, you come across a bit slow, so it's probably not worth a rebuttal. I'll take it easy with my 'Summary for Tards'.

SUMMARY FOR TARDS

- Gangbangs are fine, if you sign up for the repercussions.
- Going into vac mode when FSed makes you weak as piss.
- Crowing about past wars where you outnumber and FS the opponent makes you delusional.
- Whining about being hit/destroyed makes you sad.
- Whining for three days about being hit/destroyed makes you lame.

If you don't want to look like this guy (http://alturl.com/f63b) when you get caught with your pants down, then maybe you should think harder about getting involved in wars.

MONSTERS do it quite well, maybe EVO should tag over there.

Question time for douchebag;

Did you forget to mention to your members when you jumped into war last reset that it might have repercussions the following reset?

That they might need to forgo their precious netting resets for a few months?

Are you now trying to deflect blame from yourself?

Do you really think fighting for one reset is a great gauge of your crap clan?

Do you want to have your cake and it eat it too?

fluff.

Oh wait sorry, no, no, you're right, we have no 'argument' here. Absolutely correct! What we have offered you is in-game and a chance to prove you have a bit of ticker. Your crapcan alliance is in ruins, folded like a cheap suit, and not restarting - something that SOL has never done in 80+ wars and over 10 years. You've been dismantling SOL? You? Personally?

HAHA.

You're just a bag of hot air that continues to whine like a stuck pig. Fighting wars well for one reset or even three means jack fluff buddy, tooting your own pipe about killing some countries and leading some warchats also means jack fluff. Stop crying like a little girl who lost her lollipop.

This EVO country best sums it up:

SoL wishes it was that easy (#751) (In Protection)

Actually, #751, we don't.

HAHAHAHAHA!

What a sack of fluff!

I'm in.

"What makes you think that in-game changes to the way alliances have held relations and pacts with each other for over a decade--in the Alliance server--are going to keep said alliances from keeping additional, "informal", pacts with each other outside the game?"

You don't read very well. If you bring pacting INTO the game, 'informal' 'out of the game' pacting becomes less significant. Alliances may even choose to not accept 'informal' pacting. Pacts were introduced by alliances, not the game creators, which makes it hard to control and therefore leads to the problems people whinge about.

If you want alliances to 'voluntarily' change the way they pact, good fluffing luck. There is only one option - put it in the game.

Umm that's not really relevant.

It's actually easier than you might think to remedy this issue.

Take the alliance relations system OUT of the hands of GHQ, Boxcar etc.. and build it INTO the game.. it is the 'Alliance Server' so alliance administrators should be given a number of FDPs, LDPs and DNHs for their tag. Do what Mehul should have done when he created this server...

The other major part of this system would be that alliances would 'Declare War' on other alliances in-game (similar to GDI declare war).

Say LAF has to make the following decisions;

1. Allocate alliances for their 3 Full Defense Pacts
2. Allocate alliances for their 3 Limited Defense Pacts
3. Allocate alliances for their unlimited Do Not Hit pacts

Possible rules for the alliance 'system';

- All alliance relations would be visible in-game (perhaps hide FDP/LDP details)

- Once your alliance declares war on an enemy, you can only hit the enemy and no other country/alliance can hit you.

- If one of your FDP allies gets declared upon, automatically your alliance may hit that enemy.

- If one of your LDP allies gets declared upon, you must declare war to hit that enemy - and only if that alliance is not an FDP.

- Of course you can never hit a listed ally.

This would be quite enjoyable to code and would bring a new dimension to alliance politics.. More thought would go into the pacts, instead of 'pacting out' to, in effect, stage wars. Wars would be fought a lot less on grudges, there would be less gangbangs, more fair fights and more decent reasons for war. (The best reason for war is always the struggle between alliances for the most important resource - land).

RING RING.. HELLO?

I DONT BELIEVE YOU.

Are imaginary numbers important enough an alliance to be allowed to post a war dec? Should be a separate board for them, Evo, DKnights and Kermits Army (Kermy)..

Bullfluff.

I don't know what crap clan you're from, I don't know when you lead these so-called victories against SOL, I don't waste my time on multi runners - piss off.

Thats because you are a multi runner and a cheat.

'Let's face it, collectively the netters are currently better than the warrers at fighting, as sad as that is...'


LMAO

Thirty Nine hours.


Where did you go? I wanna know!!

Where did you go?
I opened the fridge, I opened a beer
and played a tape I couldn't hear
emptiness began to grow
and I'm wondering where did you go?
Watched the sun come up from the back stairs
thought about the last few years
I lost control, I screamed, I cried
I punched a pole and went inside
packed my things called a friend
wished this emptiness would end
wrote a note then tore it up
poured the beer into a cup
sat on the couch, drank it slow
wondering where did you go?
I realized I couldn't stay
grabbed my things and I went away
Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
I wanna know!

hello?
checked the clock when I got home
and realized I was alone
sat for hours by the window
wonderin' where did you go?
couldn't eat or sleep at all
took the pictures off the wall
paced the place as time moves slow
and I'm wondering where did you go?
Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
I wanna know

Lit a cigarette I couldn't smoke
wound the clock until it broke
went to bed then took a shower
stared at TV for an hour
did the dishes, made the bed
read a book I've never read
any minute you will show
and I'm wondering where did you go?
Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
I wanna know...

don't believe everything that you breathe,
you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

It's instilled to want to live.
Bombs dropping down. Please forget our hometown in our insignificance.
Oh, in our insignificance, oh.

Probably not much use to this thread anymore??

So I called at the captain:
'Please bring me my whine!'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'