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Oct 4th 2012, 15:52:15

did i mention trife's a whiny beeeeyatch?

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Oct 4th 2012, 15:51:04

You're trolling AT pretty hard for somebody who just quit.

To whine about somebody talking about being driven out of the game, while FSing folks for no reason reeks of hypocrisy.

LCN ALWAYS HAS PROPER JUSTIFICATION FOR ALL ITS ACTIONS.

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Oct 4th 2012, 15:00:33

MAKE IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG

THAT WAY IT IS NEVER WRONG

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Sep 29th 2012, 14:22:45

True story...I sit here currently taking a glorious dump, and much to my dismay the last two posts have reminded me that I am, in fact, out of toilet paper.

Fail to plan = plan to fail!

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Sep 25th 2012, 0:01:52

Originally posted by Trife:


if this was done by a person maliciously i'm going to have to seriously reconsider even playing a country next set

it's silly to have all of your hard work and efforts knocked out by some fartknocker.


Oh, our hard work and efforts were knocked out by "fartknockers" a week or two ago.

At least irony never ceases to be quite ironic.

Whine on, wayward fluff.

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Sep 15th 2012, 23:04:37

oh crap, now you're gonna FS us because deci is leaving right?

follow the logic...

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Aug 27th 2012, 23:55:36

blargh

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Aug 11th 2012, 15:06:27

i forgot posting for points was even a thing

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Mar 7th 2012, 2:18:44

Originally posted by Helmet:
Can someone summarize all of this?


Haters wanna hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want...
none of the above....

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Mar 7th 2012, 1:43:17

I apologize to all the bottomfeeders.

I'm sorry your archaic, mundane strategy has been made obsolete.

(not really)

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Mar 4th 2012, 2:09:49

pfft

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Jul 8th 2011, 1:58:43

RIP goorp

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Jul 3rd 2010, 16:39:14

Hey, we've still got that new poop smell over here too :)

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Jul 3rd 2010, 16:32:14

TAN,

A solid weeks worth of sobriety will do wonders for you.

I LOVE YOU MAN

Your friend,

wari

PS: can I AB thomas? wait you're not even in charge anymore are you? eh, screw it.

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Jul 2nd 2010, 20:37:54

Originally posted by Thomas:


And it wasn't ME making the push to VP. It was me pushing for CHANGE.


Maybe you just didn't have the balls to come out and say you wanted to take over.

Similar how you didn't have the balls to take over as HoW 10 days prior.

And how you didn't have the balls to come back or even talk to me after you failed a KR on me and I didn't hold it against you.

Can you spot a trend?

Originally posted by Thomas:


.....But that was immediately nixed by Wari. I had a good portion of the leaders on board with it too, until Gail, Wari and I believe Sepher had their say on it.


The senate, I believe, was TAN, Gail, Sepher, Thomas. Wari was VP.

Gail, Sepher, had their say on it then. I believe TAN's thoughts are somewhere above.

Yes, you left because the entire senate disagreed with you. And threw a tantrum. Thanks for clearing that up.

Not sure why you'd want to relive a chain of events that ended up in you abandoning your persona...for whatever reason....for a while.....

but to each his own :) I'm done here. Balin might be along shortly to say something smarter than all of you but outside of that this thread is cashed.

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Jul 2nd 2010, 12:58:59

Thomas,

36 minutes to reply?

You're slacking.

Your reloading skills and dedication to EEAT seem to be slipping. I've become accustomed to your nonsensical BS appearing no less than 7.5 minutes after I've posted.

Reload harder.

(nothing says "I don't give a fluff" like creating a thread on a forum very few people read......for the sole purpose of whining like a woman does every couple of weeks)

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Jul 2nd 2010, 2:06:29

TAN sounds like somebody who knows too much.

Hi, T-bag. I'm still here to take the blame for every life problem you encounter. Let me know if you need anything else.

Sincerely,

Wari

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Jul 1st 2010, 16:20:42

Aided or unaided?

Apples to oranges. Even an unaided 5-10th is consistently not difficult, unaided. Whereas a 3rd-10th place finish with aid isn't remarkable at all.

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Jun 29th 2010, 16:45:52

I don't know who that guy playing the country is, but he absolutely got screwed.

Lot of long term resentment and problems for an alliance who does this type of thing to a few crazy types. Interesting from my point of view, either way.

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Jun 28th 2010, 19:34:18

Cheer up Thomas, your makeup is running.

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Jun 28th 2010, 16:37:57

I wasn't until about 3 days ago, joe.

They won't let me quit. Whether it's people I have total respect for (llaar) or spineless maggots who really are sad individuals (Panther/tcollins/strawberry douche TC), they just keep dragging me back in.

I'm not the only one.

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Jun 28th 2010, 16:27:57

Don't worry, if it weren't for idiots like this we'd have all quit 5 years ago.

Just happens that the king of all mental midgets was the primary cause for this particular war.

Yeah, i'm talking about T-bag.

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Jun 28th 2010, 2:02:51

Well, retirement was fun.

But not as much fun as this is going to be. You are soft, you will lose. Wait for it.

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Jun 26th 2010, 17:37:05

Originally posted by NukEvil:



Btw, if you can do a better job at creating a tree than I did, the more power to you. But I warn you: you will need lots of time and patience. At first, it'll be kinda like having sex.


I think you're having sex wrong.

Just saying.

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Jun 26th 2010, 16:20:57

Did you show them the screenshot of the alliances with all the NA countries and blame it on Paradigm?

Just checking.

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Jun 26th 2010, 3:46:54

Thomas,

It's been about 9 months since we've last talked. Have you blamed all your life's problems since then on me? I'm only here because certain folks (you) keep bringing my name up.

btw, Panther? Cute. Very cute. Always good to be so universally disrespected you feel the need to change your identity....two or three times.

I'll be on the grassy knoll if you need me.

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Jun 25th 2010, 18:32:20

Confirmed.

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Jun 24th 2010, 16:46:39

Yes.

Yes it can.

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Jun 24th 2010, 16:18:25

Thomas,

I am going to make you my girilfriend. You know you want to kiss me with your big, thick lips.

(for the record, nope not playing in Paradigm this set. Just trolling)

Edited By: wari on Jun 24th 2010, 16:19:13

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Jun 24th 2010, 16:14:27

Naah. This thread = beating a dead horse while jumping a shark.

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Jun 24th 2010, 6:27:31

Will you be my head of Wari?

Thomas, I never said you were inept. In fact, I thought you were the opposite of inept. I thought you were quite ept. Which is why I offered you HoW. You'd have been fine at it -

if you'd had the balls to take the spot.

if my aunt had gonads she'd be my uncle.

No, you weren't banned because you're inept, you were banned because you're a power hungry spaz.

For the record, I'm not familiar with your alliance or its leadership structure, but your title "VP of war" doesn't imply that "your inept war department" had a successful war against SoL two sets ago -- it implies that you're the assistant to the Head of War, whose war department had a successful war against SoL two sets ago.

Which is exactly the role you'd have played for us if we'd been properly experienced and the first 92 people we asked to take senate roles hadn't turned us down.

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Jun 24th 2010, 4:59:40

Hey,

Running a war without a war department is hard.

We offered the position of HoW to an individual, but he/she turned the position down based on an admitted lack of experience (having none) and confidence in his/her abilities to do that job.

Then he/she tried to take over the alliance, failed, and left to take a job as VP of War in some alliance I've never heard of.

It wouldn't be as funny if it weren't true.

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Jun 23rd 2010, 18:13:50

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

You are the 1000th alliance to have prematurely declared the death of Paradigm! For this, you win nothing.

Truth is, the alliances who keep trying to kill Paradigm off keep getting less and less influential. If we were going to just die off, RD would have killed us. RD is gone now, Paradigm is not.

If we were going to get bored and go away because this server is dead, we would have gone away with llaar and NA "declared the death of Paradigm" a few short weeks ago. Didn't work out so well for them.

Thomas, who is TGD? TGD is a loyalist. TGD is the type of player who makes up the backbone of every great alliance which has existed for more than a blink of an eye.

You're a turncoat idiot powermongering douchebag with no real skill who would have *NEVER* gotten a chance to be put in power in a real alliance if *I, and I alone* hadn't made the (WORST) decision (EVER) to give you that chance.

The truth is, Paradigm will never die because you idiots won't let it.....and only because you idiots think YOU control it :)

Nothing is over until we say it is.

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Jun 4th 2010, 15:04:12

Pallet can be the assistant to the vice president.

with DOMADO

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Jun 2nd 2010, 18:17:42

BEST
IDEA
EVER

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May 17th 2010, 14:21:16

No TGD, I did not have 12 million jets and 400 turrets. That would be stupid.

I had 19 million jets and 4 turrets.

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May 16th 2010, 20:31:06

Unless those 10 countries all have 300k turrets each.

In that case, any bum with a million jets and 120 turns can ruin all 10's set in 5 minutes with 6 fat grabs on each.

The fact that some of them are invariably going to have stockpile at home is just gravy. Tasty gravy.

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May 16th 2010, 17:38:38

.....and I will run a country next set so that those same countries will be suicided on, again.

(it's a freaking joke!)

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May 16th 2010, 17:07:26

(we're not kidding)

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May 16th 2010, 13:12:55

I don't care about LaF, or suiciders, or whatever.

I want to talk about condiments.

Det, do you have any left?!

Lets talk about what's really important here for a second.

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May 16th 2010, 1:30:38

some kind of plan to just kill PDM off every reset until they (we) disband?!?!

uh....simpsons did it.....

Unoriginal.
Uninspired.
Unreadable.

You've just won the triple U.

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May 16th 2010, 0:14:34

Does it depend on if the message sent actually says anything about the retal?

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May 15th 2010, 20:44:24

the best part about trading land with llaar is the retal messages.

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May 14th 2010, 23:36:41

llaar,

Tagkill.

Sincerely,

Wari

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May 14th 2010, 15:33:36

whatever the guys name from HAN was, too

Edited By: wari on May 14th 2010, 15:41:24

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May 14th 2010, 15:30:42

fing

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May 14th 2010, 15:21:00

I will do it as hard as I can while you're online.

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May 14th 2010, 14:58:41

Any reunion reset where I can single handedly bait llaar into an alliance wide suicide and then battle my good friend guy is a good reunion reset in my book.

We'll kill you like we killed him. Slowly, methodically, hopefully though without finding any new bugs. It may not mesh with the standards of others, but we are Paradigm. We'll pretty much always be here, so deal with it :)

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May 14th 2010, 14:46:42

Yes, the alliance that jumped us had an issue with cheaters and got more than they bargained for.

There are still "about 6 countries" allied to him? We set him to kill status what....10 hours ago? At midnight or so, EST here. So 70% of our alliance probably hasn't even logged on to see what's happened yet.

For the record, our attacks, our "KR" that drew your attention? Two of those three countries were under 800k NW, unable to hit a 24m NW target. The other may or may not have had 4m troops raw.

You deal with this crap because you're the biggest. You know that, I know that. It's not because you're you. It's because it's too easy. It's happened to me, too. Dozens of times.

We're dealing with it. We've got 20 guys in humanitarian range, not half of which even know of this situation yet. But we're actively killing him, currently, yes.

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May 14th 2010, 14:33:09

Not trying to be brash, but I think you're missing the point.

We were recently jumped by an alliance twice our size, we don't have a great deal of breakers left. So this is a bit of a task. We don't have turns stored or stockpiles to burn.

What we can do is aim for an SR kill, or a kill greatly aided by SRs/CDs.

We're efforting, yes.