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KoHeartsGPA

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Mar 14th 2022, 21:07:15

Why download it when you can watch it free on YouTube....

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
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HEMPMAN1

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Mar 14th 2022, 21:12:37

just heard the ad for the McDonalds New Fish Mcbites, I can only imagine them tasting like used Ben Wah balls.

g0nz0

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Mar 14th 2022, 23:29:39

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Why download it when you can watch it free on YouTube....

Those jokes only confuse the cattle. Think about all the fluff those companies have pulled, controlled by the same pupper masters. Tell me you want to support that. Today's free speech is tomorrow's hate speech. As long as you agree with us, no matter the hate speech towards the other team, we give you a platform. Or did we not notice that pattern yet? Team 1: fluff you! Kill all Nazi scum!!! Fry their babies in cooking oil!! DieDieDiiiiee!!!!(1 million upvotes) team 2: I don't agree with you (violates standards, banned, canceled and reported to FBI)

Rocky79

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Mar 17th 2022, 13:01:43

Mcdonalds big mac is really smacking everyone around this reset

Lots of farming and lots of AB's

guochel

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Mar 17th 2022, 17:23:44

i knew it! i fluffing knew it

SuperFly

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Mar 17th 2022, 20:11:20

Originally posted by guochel:

i knew it! i fluffing knew it

I have it on good authority that Big Mac is trying ti win this round after losing to the Badger. Runour has it that he gonna PS Badger soon and rope him into a land grabbing contest

KoHeartsGPA

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Mar 17th 2022, 20:21:30

/me gets the popcorn machine ready

KoHeartsGPA

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Mar 17th 2022, 20:25:37

Also...... https://youtu.be/NL6CDFn2i3I

:P

HEMPMAN1

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Mar 17th 2022, 20:58:27

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q03Ki4GhONs

guochel

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Mar 17th 2022, 23:33:13

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Originally posted by guochel:

i knew it! i fluffing knew it

I have it on good authority that Big Mac is trying ti win this round after losing to the Badger. Runour has it that he gonna PS Badger soon and rope him into a land grabbing contest

big mac / syvlester stallone's goal is never to win the round. if that was his goal, he'd be a different person. he is just here to mess other people up

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Also...... https://youtu.be/NL6CDFn2i3I

:P

idk wtf all this is! lmao

KoHeartsGPA

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Mar 17th 2022, 23:39:58

That's from before YouTube was around, I mean like.... Stickdeath era... lol

guochel

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Mar 17th 2022, 23:56:58

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

That's from before YouTube was around, I mean like.... Stickdeath era... lol

i am a memeless degenerate

Rocky79

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Mar 18th 2022, 1:26:24

I hear the badger is wondering what the land record is for a round of tournament

guochel

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Mar 18th 2022, 4:03:44

Originally posted by Rocky79:

I hear the badger is wondering what the land record is for a round of tournament

where are you guys getting these rumors from????

KoHeartsGPA

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Mar 18th 2022, 4:05:28

Originally posted by guochel:

Originally posted by Rocky79:

I hear the badger is wondering what the land record is for a round of tournament

where are you guys getting these rumors from????

We know people that know people that know people that know people that know....

SuperFly

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Mar 18th 2022, 5:30:22

Originally posted by Rocky79:

I hear the badger is wondering what the land record is for a round of tournament

Interesting that badger wants a land record cuz bit mac granted me a DNH in tournament and he also asked me about the land record.

Makes me wonder if Big Mac and the badger are the same player?

Rocky79

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Mar 18th 2022, 13:31:54

I guess if players had a spirit animal they would be the same type of animal, like maybe a badger!

They say that Badgers have a keen sense of hearing

Edited By: Rocky79 on Mar 18th 2022, 13:35:02

guochel

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Mar 18th 2022, 23:20:39

you guys are so indirect and sneaky!
I have so many questions, yet the answers I find create more questions

Rocky79

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Mar 19th 2022, 0:12:23

Originally posted by guochel:

you guys are so indirect and sneaky!
I have so many questions, yet the answers I find create more questions

which player are you? I will send my jets over to say hello

SuperFly

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Mar 19th 2022, 1:00:43

Originally posted by guochel:

you guys are so indirect and sneaky!
I have so many questions, yet the answers I find create more questions

I can arrange for a Big Mac combo to be delivered to your country by a crazy badger if you provide country number

guochel

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Mar 19th 2022, 1:35:13

good luck! i'm not in game A lol. i'm in game B

KoHeartsGPA

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Mar 19th 2022, 1:49:47

LOL this thread is awesome hahaha

guochel

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Mar 19th 2022, 20:41:54

i can't give my actual country name because when i go to game A from game B, i am afraid that the big mac will target me

Rocky79

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Mar 19th 2022, 21:51:08

The last time I was targeted by a big mac it was on a billboard I could see from the alley outside the bar at about 2:00am back in college days

I was like a deer caught by truck headlights until I ate one

guochel

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Mar 20th 2022, 0:16:49

the big mac is one of the most dangerous food items. it has lead to the downfall of millions of citizens around the world and like has led to cancer, too, so it is more dangerous than smoking, really!

SuperFly

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Mar 20th 2022, 4:35:49

Originally posted by guochel:

I agree. The Big Mac is a delicious silent killer.

KoHeartsGPA

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Mar 20th 2022, 4:57:01

Originally posted by SuperFly:

Originally posted by guochel:

I agree. The Big Mac is a delicious silent killer.

Agreed

KoHeartsGPA

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Mar 23rd 2022, 18:50:03

It got quiet in here, the Badger and Big Mac are concentrating really hard :P

Rocky79

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Mar 23rd 2022, 20:28:35

part of being mischievous is being quiet

guochel

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Mar 24th 2022, 4:31:14

well, my war is over. some idiot in game b land grabbed me 4x and then bombed my banks. so i got mad at him and did like 10 ABs and 30 bomb structures. now, he stopped thinking of taking advantage of me. lesson learned: if you don't retaliate the first hit, the snake will keep biting if he sees an opportunity to take advantage of you and that you're defenseless. always keep your defenses up as well as the threat of retaliation

KoHeartsGPA

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Mar 24th 2022, 6:39:38

Originally posted by guochel:

Might be the same tard that I fought last round in game C, he did same thing and I turned him into a parking lot and kept AB him til the end of the set, I still managed to make the cut to A so you should be fine :-)

guochel

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Mar 24th 2022, 21:43:28

maybe the two countries are the same country

KoHeartsGPA

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Mar 24th 2022, 22:15:14

Report if more than 1 are hitting you unprovoked, that's not allowed.

Rocky79

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Mar 25th 2022, 0:11:02

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Report if more than 1 are hitting you unprovoked, that's not allowed.

What does that mean?

Two countries are not allowed to land grab the same country?

guochel

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Mar 25th 2022, 1:04:49

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Report if more than 1 are hitting you unprovoked, that's not allowed.

there is just one country that hit me. when i meant "two", i meant that maybe the country that hit me this set is the same country that you turned into a parking lot last set

Originally posted by Rocky79:

What does that mean?

Two countries are not allowed to land grab the same country?

i think the rules are that buddy systems and alliances cannot be allowed. so two countries cannot talk to each and then gang up on one country... unless, both countries are provoked by that one country through ops or attacks like syvester stallone did to many countries months ago. i think that's what the rules are

Rocky79

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Mar 25th 2022, 1:10:33

I was going to say, that is crazy

But what you say make sense

I have hit a lot of players so if a lot of players hit me later on it is likely not collusion on their parts!

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Mar 25th 2022, 2:55:46

Yes grabbing is fine, issues are when war breaks out 2 vs 1 the exception is if the 1 provokes more than one country then he has to suck it up.

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Mar 25th 2022, 3:08:33

Don't make me go searching news so I have to awaken Prime. Lawd you kids.
Get off my lawn.

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guochel

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Mar 25th 2022, 4:49:34

oh no, it's mod, i'm outa here!

SuperFly

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Mar 25th 2022, 5:29:31

Everyone is grabbing Tits in Game A now :(

KoHeartsGPA

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Mar 25th 2022, 5:31:08

Kinky

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Mar 25th 2022, 5:33:08

News for March 22, 04:00 through March 25, 05:32

Attack Time Attacker Defender Losses
PS Mar 22, 22:59 Tits R Us (#10) Anarchy (#5) 475 A
PS Mar 23, 13:47 Mischievous Badger (#1) Tits R Us (#10) 607 A
PS Mar 23, 23:50 Mischievous Badger (#1) Tits R Us (#10) 496 A
PS Mar 24, 12:05 Mischievous Badger (#1) Tits R Us (#10) 467 A
PS Mar 24, 12:17 FlyingTurns (#16) Tits R Us (#10) 787 A
CM Mar 24, 13:37 Tits R Us (#10) FlyingTurns (#16) DH
PS Mar 24, 13:38 Tits R Us (#10) yhw (#13) 597 A
PS Mar 25, 05:19 McDonalds Big Mac (#7) Tits R Us (#10) 615 A
PS Mar 25, 05:20 McDonalds Big Mac (#7) Tits R Us (#10) 522 A

He's not popular lol

Rocky79

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Mar 25th 2022, 6:29:55

I saw Tits fail to retaliate against a large number of attacks against earlier in the round, maybe that is why players now feel like they can take their piece of Tits

g0nz0

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Mar 25th 2022, 6:46:48

Originally posted by Rocky79:

I saw Tits fail to retaliate against a large number of attacks against earlier in the round, maybe that is why players now feel like they can take their piece of Tits

Too bad. He's been around forever. Any particular reason you gaggle of fluff gobblers can't stop multi tapping in human only servers? Bots don't retal but humans will carry a grudge for multiple sets. Getting to be a popular strategy. Yet always results in end of set missile or AB.

Rocky79

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Mar 25th 2022, 13:28:45

Literally the object of the game is to grow your nation as large as possible and attacking other players is a part of that on all servers, it doesn't matter if the server has robots or not

Also I think any human who is carrying a grudge for multiple sets in an online text based game twenty years past its prime will likely find a way to carry one regardless

KoHeartsGPA

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Mar 25th 2022, 15:24:36

Originally posted by Rocky79:

10/10

g0nz0

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Mar 25th 2022, 16:58:05

Originally posted by Rocky79:

Full of fluff multi tapping forked tongue swamp creature.

Sex is part of reproduction. Having sex feels good. Ergo raping a woman is a good thing because you are reproducing, and it feels good.

This is the same argument as all the others where greedy fluffs farm countries to oblivion, post about "those damn suicide/griefers!!! >:( " and then talk about reasonable grabs, spirit of the game, and chasing away the remaining player base. It's ok when you do it. But when a griefer clear cuts you on express, well now we're just being rude...

Please be sure to sidestep everything with: LOOOOOL!! G0nz0 got farmed!!! Gyt gude loser!!! Hahaha it must be his country!!! He mad! XDDD
Anything past double tap is greed and wicked. You will get a griefer and then cry on your pillow and blame mods or the game mechanics benefiting griefers/suicides.. Certainly not you being a greedy fluff who knows exactly what he's doing. Keep it up champ.

SuperFly

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Mar 25th 2022, 17:59:15

with a name like Tits are Us he is asking to be grabbed and molested no? That stripper name is a call for touch me!

g0nz0

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Mar 25th 2022, 18:20:50

Originally posted by SuperFly:

with a name like Tits are Us he is asking to be grabbed and molested no? That stripper name is a call for touch me!

TitsRus was usually farmed/killed on Mars every set ever played. Sc0rpion, Knights, eventually Heaven. I expect he's used to it which is why no retal. Just be thankful it wasn't me. You hogs are starting to piss me off again. We were getting along so well....

Rocky79

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Mar 25th 2022, 20:00:08

hogs?

I can't believe you would assume my species like that

btw, your comparison to a nonconsensual horizonal shuffle is very far out in the clouds

If you go to the main page @ https://www.earthempires.com/ you can read all about the game, its a great way to learn

"Earth Empires is a free browser based strategy game where you take control of your nation's military and economy. Command your country's military to attack and defend against your enemies. Execute attack strategies to relieve opponents of their resources and land. Strategically invest in technology to outpace the economies of other countries. Ally with your friends or make new friendships by joining a clan. Conduct military operations, govern your country and build your empire."

Edited By: Rocky79 on Mar 25th 2022, 22:15:21