CELPHI REVENGE - Earth Empires Forum

Marshal

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Mar 15th 2015, 7:08:24

do same on 78.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

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Celphi

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Mar 21st 2015, 16:35:30

[ Irrelevant ]

Edited By: Celphi on Mar 30th 2015, 2:25:51. Reason: [ Irrelevant ]

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

tekniques

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Mar 21st 2015, 16:37:09

go ahead give me the FS

Celphi

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Mar 21st 2015, 16:40:42

[ Irrelevant ]

Edited By: Celphi on Mar 30th 2015, 2:26:02. Reason: [ Irrelevant ]

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

tekniques

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Mar 21st 2015, 16:52:19

Lol umad

Celphi

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Mar 21st 2015, 16:55:29

[ Irrelevant ]

Edited By: Celphi on Mar 30th 2015, 2:25:35. Reason: [ Irrelevant ]

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Vic

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Mar 21st 2015, 17:04:21

lol get him :p

KoHeartsGPA

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Mar 21st 2015, 17:32:49

LOL git em!!

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)

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tekniques

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Mar 21st 2015, 17:42:04

He sure "got" me by blowing his finish to bounce his double tap. I also find it ironic that the same people who cry about ror's and double taps and farming have no problem with it when their friends do it.

Celphi

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Mar 21st 2015, 17:49:24

[ Irrelevant ]

Edited By: Celphi on Mar 22nd 2015, 8:17:59. Reason: [ Irrelevant ]

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

tekniques

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Mar 21st 2015, 17:57:41

I get it, I'm not mad, let's tango. I just think you are stupid and your friends are hypocritical.

ssewellusmc

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Mar 21st 2015, 17:58:50

Well we have established celphi is dumber than a box of rocks... but she is probably going to kill you

mac23

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Mar 21st 2015, 17:59:11

heaven forbid anyone should ever retal....pffffttt

tekniques

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Mar 21st 2015, 18:00:30

They can't kill me they have given me control of the situation which is stupid.

Frybert

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Mar 21st 2015, 18:00:47

Originally posted by tekniques:

To be fair, nobody here is really friends will celphi.

Celphi

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Mar 21st 2015, 18:20:19

[ Irrelevant ]

Edited By: Celphi on Mar 22nd 2015, 8:18:38. Reason: [ Irrelevant ]

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

ssewellusmc

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Mar 21st 2015, 18:24:01

Lol cheating?

Celphi

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Mar 21st 2015, 18:57:45

Resistance is futile.

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

SupremeU

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Mar 21st 2015, 19:25:14

My, my this I got to follow.

Celphi

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Mar 21st 2015, 21:46:26

[ Irrelevant ]

Edited By: Celphi on Mar 30th 2015, 2:26:31. Reason: [ Irrelevant ]

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Celphi

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Mar 21st 2015, 21:47:48

A vessel has been detected.
Unimatrix 692
Grid 316
Alter course to intercept

Starship [ Puritanical Tyrant #14 ]
Democratic Class
Prepare to be assimilated.

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

MountainYeti

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Mar 21st 2015, 21:59:00

What a waste of an FS using solely spyops. He deserves to get trucked by Celphi

Cave Johnson

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Mar 21st 2015, 22:59:02

We’re gonna try and collapse three-dimensional space in this next test. We’re not gonna tell you when. Just give us a holler if everything starts looking flat.

Celphi

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Mar 21st 2015, 23:00:46

[ Irrelevant ]

Edited By: Celphi on Mar 30th 2015, 2:26:55. Reason: [ Irrelevant ]

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

tekniques

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Mar 21st 2015, 23:19:25

Wow I didn't know a spyop would break gdi I guess that dumb mistake cost me

Getafix

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Mar 22nd 2015, 0:26:00

Its through our fluffups that we learn, if we survive. Its OK to make mistakes. Unless you are Jayr.

ssewellusmc

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Mar 22nd 2015, 1:58:05

0% tax = 1,2,3, patato. ..

Jayr Sandusky

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Mar 22nd 2015, 2:24:22

Originally posted by ssewellusmc:

0% tax = 1,2,3, patato. ..

Do you even Tax?

ssewellusmc

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Mar 22nd 2015, 2:33:15

I tax 35%, unlike Jayrs 0%

Celphi

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Mar 22nd 2015, 3:15:29

[ Irrelevant ]

Edited By: Celphi on Mar 22nd 2015, 8:19:11. Reason: [ Irrelevant ]

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Celphi

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Mar 22nd 2015, 6:38:49

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Edited By: Celphi on Mar 30th 2015, 2:27:16. Reason: [ Irrelevant ]

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

tekniques

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Mar 22nd 2015, 6:47:19

that felt good, thanks celphi. never tried to KR someone in express before, I was a little slow and a little noobish and even if you didnt come on at the end i probably didnt have the turns to quite finish you off.

I will do better next time though!

too bad for you though, you had such a nice country with stock and everything and you are totally fluffed now. I guess this is how you get your RP kicks though.

IM A ROBOT BZZ BZZ
http://cdn2.maxim.com/...atar/jp-grandmas-boy5.jpg

lol bet you thats him irl

KoHeartsGPA

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Mar 22nd 2015, 7:28:06

Best thread ever!

LOL

Celphi

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Mar 22nd 2015, 8:00:20

[ Irrelevant ]

Edited By: Celphi on Mar 22nd 2015, 8:17:38. Reason: [ Irrelevant ]

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

KoHeartsGPA

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Mar 22nd 2015, 8:05:12

Does he have any or is he a parking lot?

Celphi

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Mar 22nd 2015, 8:13:41

[ Puritanical Tyrant #14 ] has joined the collective.

Edited By: Celphi on Mar 30th 2015, 2:28:05. Reason: [ Irrelevant ]

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Vic

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Mar 22nd 2015, 8:45:55

actually tekniques i had no knowledge of the context of any of this

tekniques

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Mar 22nd 2015, 16:14:27

Celphi LG me and tried to outrun a retal. I caught him and got my retal in.

He went RP berserk and couldn't handle getting retalled so he started pretending he was a retarded robot and sending me these crazy RP messages.

He tried to RoR me and bounced. I LOL'ed at him and he went into RAGE mode and attacked again.

I started saving turns to try to kill him but I made a noob mistake and sent 1 offensive spyop - not knowing it would break my GDI protection.

He then Changed governments twice, blew his whole stockpile, and ruined his country to AB me.

I then waited until what looked like his "sleep" time and started the KR, but I boggled it a bit being new at it and wasted my spyops and readiness so i wasn't able to kill him in one go.

I then dropped my defense to give my land to the server then dropped land after DR set in.

Thats the whole story. Moral of the story is Celphi is bananas and needs professional help. I'm serious, you probably need to see a doctor bro, your brain isn't right with this weird RP fluff.

tekniques

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Mar 22nd 2015, 16:17:16

I should add it was kinda fun in a way, I'll know who to pick a fight with in the future. My advice is if you want to laugh at a crazy fool find Celphi and fluff with him, he will go crazy its hilarious.