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Oct 19th 2012, 20:42:40

Too many numbered lists in this thread, not enough name calling

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Oct 19th 2012, 20:48:16

Crest - you are a n00b man there's nothing that can change that. Don't run your mouth anymore. I don't know you and you came onto this thread and called me a moron . That's just uncalled for. Not to mention that I am quantifiably more intelligent than you are. Little choad
fluff

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Oct 19th 2012, 20:49:03

T*w*a*t

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Oct 19th 2012, 20:54:50

Nicely don't vic.
To that i reply with
You're all a bunch of tiny peckered, good for nothings.

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Oct 19th 2012, 20:57:34

Marco, you french whore! :p
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Marco Game profile

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Oct 19th 2012, 21:03:17

I think i might make a dic tater and farm all of you, including but not limited to the following:
fluffy blid
fluffy crest
Hmmm
Kocky koh? A k is lost on me
Penis pain
Vaginal vic
Etc etc

I know some of these may not sound like put downs, but they are!

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Oct 19th 2012, 21:45:13

I don't know you Vic, but I'm pretty certain you are a moron. You have been the one running your mouth all month and getting your ass handed everytime. What is this 4 sets in a row you have run a fluff country? Ottawa's country is worth mentioning way more than your country. Why not call it an early set and wait till Monday to create yet another thread telling us how you will rule the world?

This is what happens when yo cannot run bots, you end up with fluff countries.
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Oct 19th 2012, 23:27:37

Crest can only win when everyone else gets deleted.

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Oct 20th 2012, 0:00:26

Lol, says the guy that can only win when his entire alliance helps him out. You funny guy.
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Vic Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 0:34:58

Are you from Nigeria?

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Oct 20th 2012, 0:37:21

Ask frenchie, he remembers the last conversation we had, lol.
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Pain Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 0:45:27

crest how come you were so uninterested in someone running a farm for another person, even with them admitting their intentions?

if that was seth youd be on your podium. kinda shows youre a little jealous of seth.
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Oct 20th 2012, 1:04:41

Crest doesn't like how I shattered his little Demo record in my first try just after he set it :(

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Oct 20th 2012, 1:20:55

The only people I have really gone after here are JJ and Seth, and more because they claim to be so good but need friends. I'm pretty certain I was the only one that commented on the land farm thing here. He ran a crap country and Winnipeg got deleted, although he routinely goes no where in his sets.

I remember you also going after cheats in the past, why are you soft now? You jealous of JJ?

What can I say, I like to beat up on Seth :-) Boy, what I could do with 3 jet leeches and 3 tech leeches,hmmm.
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Oct 20th 2012, 2:34:46

crest 1800 acres is a easy land kill, and u wouldn't need friends to do it
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Oct 20th 2012, 2:50:00

Crest if often wrong :(

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Oct 20th 2012, 2:59:34

Originally posted by crest23:
The only people I have really gone after here are JJ and Seth, and more because they claim to be so good but need friends. I'm pretty certain I was the only one that commented on the land farm thing here. He ran a crap country and Winnipeg got deleted, although he routinely goes no where in his sets.

I remember you also going after cheats in the past, why are you soft now? You jealous of JJ?

What can I say, I like to beat up on Seth :-) Boy, what I could do with 3 jet leeches and 3 tech leeches,hmmm.


i gave up on going after cheats when decided this server wasnt worth playing anymore. but if you can find someone cheating that isnt getting deleted im more then willing to help you punish them.
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Oct 20th 2012, 3:04:50

Originally posted by Warster:
crest 1800 acres is a easy land kill, and u wouldn't need friends to do it


Hmm
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Oct 20th 2012, 4:53:16

Originally posted by Warster:
crest 1800 acres is a easy land kill, and u wouldn't need friends to do it


Such a nooblet. You think this is FFA?

So easy aye? how many times do you think this idiot will run out of turns before he gives up? http://www.eestats.com/express/country/71 so so easy,........Nope!

Ottawa should wait until he is down to 100 acres and do some exploring. Seth, you should probably stick to fishing out leeches.

Edited By: crest23 on Oct 20th 2012, 4:56:20
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Oct 20th 2012, 4:58:35

Lol, i calculated he needs about 200 more turns :/
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Oct 20th 2012, 5:09:23

Originally posted by blid:
Vic's country isn't worth discussing anymore either :(


http://www.eestats.com/express/country/66

Vic has set yet another record. ZERO c-sites TWICE in one set!
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Pain Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 7:12:39

sorry crest, cant do what?


Your forces invaded Ottawa (#71)!
They broke through the defender's defences!

They took:
6 Acres(10 Gained)
10 Buildings
66 Bushels
$31,081
Your military lost:
5600 Jets
Your enemy lost:
138 Troops
124 Turrets
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crest23 Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 7:20:48

That was hella easy wasn't it?
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Pain Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 7:28:56

pretty much. i was playing D3 which is why it took so long. had to pop out of the game when someone needed to do something.
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crest23 Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 7:38:49

Oh, I got you, the fact that it took you 336 raw turns (not counting turns for readiness and selling for cash, etc) is not the reason it was hard, it is because you were playing D3 at the same time, ok, I got you. It was so easy you were doing multi-tasking.
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Pain Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 7:41:14

i dont understand whats so hard about using 300+ turns?

why do you act like holding down enter, stopping for readiness or to sell for humanitarians and then holding down enter some more is hard. maybe in crestland it is
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smlandau84 Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 7:46:12

Crest is the best demo tech reseller in express, some sets.

Crest, how big is your boner for me currently?

Pain Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 8:07:49

since crest is in unfamiliar territory when it comes to killing stuff, im going to help him understand just how easy it is to solo land kill an 1800 acre country in express.

say you have a country with 360 turns on hand, a non tyranny for example the commie i used. assuming you dont get any bounces here is how it works. for every 75 hits you make, you spend 25 turns regaining back to 100% readiness. so lets assume the country is in max DR and you are only getting 10a per grab. for every 75 hits you get 750 acres, thats 175 turns. so for 350 turns you can take 1500 acres, leaving said country with 300 acres.

now you wait 3.5 hours to gain the additional turns you need to grab the last 300 acres. since the first few grabs will have gotten you more then 10a a hit and you would have gained a nuke or 2 that would save you quite a few turns and likely would have needed to wait at all.

see how easy that is?


Edited By: Pain on Oct 20th 2012, 8:15:36
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Vic Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 11:33:27

Originally posted by crest23:
You want to landkill an 1800+ acre country? Go ahead noob.


lol.


also - i went into this set (again, playing from my phone this next month or two) with 0 tanks,and did not intend to get any.

it is no accomplishment or surprise that someone brought me to 0 cs. expected, actually. ever since the 5 tap from ottawa early on, it just wasn't worth playing catchup as a DEMO CASHER in express.



crest - no need to make new enemies. and get off my bone man, stop looking up my country on eestats

crest23 Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 13:06:35

Originally posted by Pain:
since crest is in unfamiliar territory when it comes to killing stuff, im going to help him understand just how easy it is to solo land kill an 1800 acre country in express.

say you have a country with 360 turns on hand, a non tyranny for example the commie i used. assuming you dont get any bounces here is how it works. for every 75 hits you make, you spend 25 turns regaining back to 100% readiness. so lets assume the country is in max DR and you are only getting 10a per grab. for every 75 hits you get 750 acres, thats 175 turns. so for 350 turns you can take 1500 acres, leaving said country with 300 acres.

now you wait 3.5 hours to gain the additional turns you need to grab the last 300 acres. since the first few grabs will have gotten you more then 10a a hit and you would have gained a nuke or 2 that would save you quite a few turns and likely would have needed to wait at all.

But if we also assume that country is logged into and played within that 3.5 hrs span you wait for the additional turns then,........ ok, my math class didn't go this far.



But not to worry, I knew there was someone here dumb enough to attempt it. Go RD!
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crest23 Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 13:10:38

Originally posted by Vic:
Originally posted by crest23:
You want to landkill an 1800+ acre country? Go ahead noob.


lol.


also - i went into this set (again, playing from my phone this next month or two) with 0 tanks,and did not intend to get any.

it is no accomplishment or surprise that someone brought me to 0 cs. expected, actually. ever since the 5 tap from ottawa early on, it just wasn't worth playing catchup as a DEMO CASHER in express.



crest - no need to make new enemies. and get off my bone man, stop looking up my country on eestats


Originally posted by Vic:
Weak...
I'm fully built with highest bpt in express again ...
CAn cash all turns tonight and farm your daylights out.


Only because you had the highest BPT in Express,......twice in one set and then had the lowest,..........TWICE in the very same set, lol.
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Warster Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 14:15:43

LOL@crest

every war general/killer of any skill in the game will tell you they have land killed a country of 1800 acres or less

if a country has less then 2000 acres, u can generally kill it quicker then GSing or BRing it
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Oct 20th 2012, 14:19:40

solo land killed?
Originally posted by Mr. Titanium:
Watch your mouth boy, I have never been accused of cheating on any server nor deleted before you just did right there.

Warster Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 14:51:11

yup its easy, 360 turns should be enough

it can takes as little as 90 hits to land kill 1800 in ffa and alliance without missiles, so its possible in express, just as pain explained above.

Edited By: Warster on Oct 20th 2012, 14:53:52
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Oct 20th 2012, 15:00:24

oh didn't see that
Originally posted by Mr. Titanium:
Watch your mouth boy, I have never been accused of cheating on any server nor deleted before you just did right there.

crest23 Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 16:27:54

Pain used like 180 hits, that's 2X your claim of 90 hits which I don't believe until I see it (unless Nukes get involved). Again, this is NOT FFA where you can create the perfect conditions with one of your 15 countries or the beta servers). I'll go test this out today and report my findings.

Edited By: crest23 on Oct 20th 2012, 16:30:23
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Oct 20th 2012, 19:35:13

90 hits....20 acres per SS? O.o last i checked its 10acres per SS once in deep DR....
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Vic Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 20:13:45

point is, crest, you called me out for my 'landkill' comment and called me a n00b for saying so, and then hours later, bam, landkilled. :p




crest, i have nothing bad to say to you. and yes, i always have highest bpt in express, just the way i play. not necessarily a good thing or a bad thing, i just go heavy CS for big land.
and yes, i had 0 tanks and got flattened lol . it's express. not a big deal :)


no need to call me a moron. this game is for fun, and we all have our "roles" on these forums. vic <3s all, but doesn't like getting 5 tapped, (just as i'm rightfully ABed when i TWO tap) and really doesn't like being treated poorly by n00bs who call him out then get proven wrong within the same day.

i'm going quiet for a while and will let my netgaining speak for me.

Edited By: Vic on Oct 20th 2012, 20:17:38
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Pain Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 20:42:07

Originally posted by crest23:
Pain used like 180 hits, that's 2X your claim of 90 hits which I don't believe until I see it (unless Nukes get involved). Again, this is NOT FFA where you can create the perfect conditions with one of your 15 countries or the beta servers). I'll go test this out today and report my findings.


i had a bunch of bounces and not too many nukes so yes it took me 180 hits. but again here you are showing your ignornace crest. you can infact kill an 1800 acre country in less then 90 hits in other servers.

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Hi All;

We're pleased to announce the following changes:


Minimum LG Returns (SS & PS):
- MINIMUM LG returns have been changed to depend on whether or not you are at war with the target, and whether or not the target is in GDI; please note this *only changes the minimum*

War? Target GDI? MINIMUM Return
YES NO 20
YES YES 10
NO NO 10
NO YES 5




-EE Dev Team


20A hit / 1800. do the math smart guy.

Edited By: Pain on Oct 20th 2012, 20:45:53
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Oct 20th 2012, 21:32:34

Interesting, but im confused, Pain, your SSs are for 10 (10) acres O.o
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crest23 Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 21:44:24

Do the math? It took you 2X more effort to do the same job and I should do the math? Why theorize with math when you proved it isn't possible. I saw your hits, it was 10A not 20A. We should probably preface it that a competent player can do it in 90 hits, dummy.
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Alin Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 21:59:37

part of this thread should report to my office to learn how to properlly troll ...


P.S: crest stop arguing with that idiot. It makes you look bad ...

crest23 Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 22:10:33

Also Mr. Mathematician, it is 1800/20.
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crest23 Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 22:12:25

Word.
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crest23 Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 22:20:30

KoH, it is if you declare war and the country you are hitting is NOT in GDI. That's how you get to 20A minimum hits.
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Pain Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 22:25:39

Originally posted by crest23:
Do the math? It took you 2X more effort to do the same job and I should do the math? Why theorize with math when you proved it isn't possible. I saw your hits, it was 10A not 20A. We should probably preface it that a competent player can do it in 90 hits, dummy.


i wasnt aware i could decalre war in express. show me where i EVER said it could be done in 90 hits IN EXPRESS. moron.

just admit youre outclassed when it comes to killing and move on. dont want you to make yourself look any dumber.
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Jackelope Game profile

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Oct 20th 2012, 22:29:12

how do ya get 15? ')

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Oct 20th 2012, 22:47:54

YES NO 20
? ? ? = 15
YES YES 10
NO NO 10
NO YES 5
is it..
YES NO YES?
OR
NO YES NO?
OR
NO YES YES?
OR
YES YES NO?
also..how do they get the caramel in caramilk bar
things that make you go "hmm"

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Oct 20th 2012, 23:13:38

^^

*mind explodes*

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Oct 21st 2012, 0:06:35

O.O ^

Thnx crest :)

Pain, Warster said its possible with 360 turns :/
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