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Feb 17th 2023, 22:27:18

Attention all citizens of Earth Empires, LaF hereby declares war! But don't worry, it's not your average war. A group has trained us called the BOMB (Brotherhood Of Man Bros) in the art of the SS – First Strike.

You might be wondering, what is the Standard Strike First Strike? Well, it's when you hit your opponent so hard and fast that they don't even have time to strike back. It's like taking candy from a small infant baby Gerdler (approx 6lbs and bald), but with way more explosions.

So, to our enemies (including Tmac), be prepared to face the wrath of our highly trained BOMB squad (LaF). We have an arsenal of jokes so offensive, they'll make you wish you never started this war in the first place. And if that doesn't work, we'll just tickle you until you surrender.

To our allies, don't worry (except Tmac), we've got this. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show (Including suiciding Tmac). And if you're feeling extra brave, feel free to join in on the fun (Please AB Tmac members of the Resistance).

So let it be known, the BOMB has been dropped, and we're ready to strike. Get ready to surrender!

- Written by Gains, posted by Req, at the direction of Real Man who is in service to Zen

P.S. Tmac won't be getting any more netting records (Wink-Wink someone please AB him - said anonymous LaF member)
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Feb 17th 2023, 22:33:28

https://imgur.com/a/it8gmh1



[quote poster=g0nz0; 51613; 1006263][quote poster=Coalie; 51613; 1006172]
Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by Coalie:




Gerdler — 02/03/2023 9:54 PM
there are ways
Im just saying that hitting omega and not hitting evo is like giving the win to evo and tmac lol
he doesnt have defense either


Ssshh....don't tell them Gerd was manipulating naive n00bs. Also we should respect Gerd for trying to suicide Tmac to protect a NW record. Totally an honorable move. Someone like that should be trusted as a mod to judge players activity without bias.


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https://i.imgur.com/mfHgz4W.jpg

Edited By: Coalie on Feb 17th 2023, 22:44:26
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Symbolic Game profile

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Feb 17th 2023, 23:27:39

Can't we all just get along?

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Feb 17th 2023, 23:31:39

/me Tickles symba
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Feb 18th 2023, 0:03:35

Originally posted by Requiem:
Thanks for the TLDR <3


https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

SuperFly Game profile

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Feb 18th 2023, 2:55:03

Lol I died in the SS FS. I am waiting for the LaF AB run on my restart lol

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Feb 18th 2023, 13:32:09

I demand reps for my country
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Feb 19th 2023, 21:35:41

tldr; Requiem is Gerdler...

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Feb 19th 2023, 21:53:09

Elders

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Feb 20th 2023, 0:32:35

Originally posted by Requiem:
bla bla bla


fake war dec. it's enough with the one you made last reset. We don't have to spam AT like you trolls.
Don of LaF

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Feb 20th 2023, 1:04:27

The spamming is usually left to your new member Black Hole. Did you muzzle him and the JL tag this round????

Link Game profile

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Feb 20th 2023, 23:06:43

i see no war
Link.


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Feb 20th 2023, 23:28:10

Originally posted by Link:
i see no war

Exactly. LaF is netting and farming bots
Don of LaF

SuperFly Game profile

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Feb 21st 2023, 0:12:42

Lol gonna be a long time before you net and farm bots

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Feb 21st 2023, 0:20:59

AT is has and always will be the source of truth. You silly goose everyone knows this.

Eat more protein you nerds.
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galleri Game profile

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Feb 21st 2023, 0:28:01

Originally posted by Requiem:
AT is has and always will be the source of truth. You silly goose everyone knows this.


For those that have sent me feet photos...thank you
So far it has been Coalie, Superfly, Zen, Requiem, Gerdler, LB, gains, rasp, doug, all of stones, sof, and my personal favorite: BromanceNZ. These are just to name a few.

It is on AT.


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Feb 21st 2023, 0:32:04

Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by Requiem:
AT is has and always will be the source of truth. You silly goose everyone knows this.


For those that have sent me feet photos...thank you
So far it has been Coalie, Superfly, Zen, Requiem, Gerdler, LB, gains, rasp, doug, all of stones, sof, and my personal favorite: BromanceNZ. These are just to name a few.

It is on AT.


You couldn't afford the photos of my feet. They currently rank #1 on all foot fetish porn sites.

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Feb 21st 2023, 3:13:22

Originally posted by Requiem:
AT is has and always will be the source of truth. You silly goose everyone knows this.

Eat more protein you nerds.


Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by Requiem:
AT is has and always will be the source of truth. You silly goose everyone knows this.


For those that have sent me feet photos...thank you
So far it has been Coalie, Superfly, Zen, Requiem, Gerdler, LB, gains, rasp, doug, all of stones, sof, and my personal favorite: BromanceNZ. These are just to name a few.

It is on AT.


I'm sure galleri gets her daily source of protein.

Doug Game profile

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Feb 21st 2023, 3:38:45

Hiyooooo

Buch Game profile

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Feb 21st 2023, 4:31:58

🖕

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Feb 22nd 2023, 19:30:33

Originally posted by Buch:
🖕


what buch said

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Feb 22nd 2023, 19:59:27

Originally posted by SuperFly:
Lol gonna be a long time before you net and farm bots


Hahah that is a good one SF
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Feb 22nd 2023, 21:34:24

We've joined in on the fun. As our first set back we decided it'd be a great way to get back into the swing of things!
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Feb 23rd 2023, 1:08:16

Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by Requiem:
AT is has and always will be the source of truth. You silly goose everyone knows this.


For those that have sent me feet photos...thank you
So far it has been Coalie, Superfly, Zen, Requiem, Gerdler, LB, gains, rasp, doug, all of stones, sof, and my personal favorite: BromanceNZ. These are just to name a few.

It is on AT.


Y'all need Jesus, toe suckers!
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
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Feb 23rd 2023, 4:35:13

Originally posted by Matrolen:
We've joined in on the fun. As our first set back we decided it'd be a great way to get back into the swing of things!


congratulations on joining the Good Guys aka the winning side unlike those Resistance/Justice League noobs who decided to throw in with the AB suiciders

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Feb 23rd 2023, 12:40:37

First set back and WAR, good men!
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Feb 23rd 2023, 12:42:20

omfg if my mother knew im playing this game again, im dead.

Link Game profile

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Feb 23rd 2023, 13:50:46

Originally posted by LaFinglolrik:
omfg if my mother knew im playing this game again, im dead.


I'm trying to keep the wife from finding out I've made a country again 💀💀
Link.


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Feb 23rd 2023, 15:12:04

I financially support this game; what do you do?

Buch Game profile

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Feb 24th 2023, 20:33:15

Who's winning the war?

BlackHole Game profile

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Feb 24th 2023, 23:50:25

Originally posted by Buch:
Who's winning the war?


The Resistance.

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Feb 25th 2023, 1:13:17

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by Buch:
Who's winning the war?


The Resistance.


Confirmed, The Resistance > LaF

I knew LaF was just a Resistance outpost.
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Feb 25th 2023, 2:49:41

Originally posted by Requiem:
Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by Buch:
Who's winning the war?


The Resistance.


Confirmed, The Resistance > LaF

I knew LaF was just a Resistance outpost.



That's not a fair equation.

The Resistance > *all



Let's look at the facts.

The Resistance created a team. Then The Resistance inspired activity in Darkness. Then Resist lured Apoc out of retirement. Rumor on the street is Resist has also lured Bomb out of retirement.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The Resistance is Achilles before the legends were written. They are Thales before the first studies into electricity.


If time is a flat circle, than The Resistance is the greatest alliance in Earth's history. Ya'll just don't know it's already happened.

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Feb 25th 2023, 3:24:20

Your friend just died, like the rest of you in good time. Welcome to the killing floor.

Buch Game profile

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Feb 25th 2023, 3:28:40

Originally posted by Requiem:
Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by Buch:
Who's winning the war?


The Resistance.


Confirmed, The Resistance > LaF

I knew LaF was just a Resistance outpost.



Yeah! fluff Laf!!¡!!!

BlackHole Game profile

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Feb 25th 2023, 3:40:27

Originally posted by Symbolic:
Your friend just died, like the rest of you in good time. Welcome to the killing floor.



Baby Simba!

I love you so much man.

I could literally say 'Cheerios are the best cereal ever' and you'd come on here to tell me how I'm going to choke on Cheerios and die. And that you're going to shove Cheerios down my throat for the rest of my life.



It makes me all warm and fuzzy to know I've had such an effect on you.



As for my buddy who died? Yea, he may have died.... but you do realize that death just powers us?


Ok here. Let me really break this down for you.


You killed 3 of us independently. We grew into an alliance. You killed us again. We grew into a team of 5. You killed us again. We grew into 8.

Keep killing us. We will keep growing. We are like a fluffing worm dude. You cut us in half, now there is just two of us. Jokes on you bro. YOU CAN'T STOP US.


Dormammu, I've come to bargain.

SuperFly Game profile

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Feb 25th 2023, 3:42:23

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by Requiem:
Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by Buch:
Who's winning the war?


The Resistance.


Confirmed, The Resistance > LaF

I knew LaF was just a Resistance outpost.



That's not a fair equation.

The Resistance > *all



Let's look at the facts.

The Resistance created a team. Then The Resistance inspired activity in Darkness. Then Resist lured Apoc out of retirement. Rumor on the street is Resist has also lured Bomb out of retirement.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The Resistance is Achilles before the legends were written. They are Thales before the first studies into electricity.


If time is a flat circle, than The Resistance is the greatest alliance in Earth's history. Ya'll just don't know it's already happened.



I think LaF is the greatest allaince of all time. What other team could unite Mercs SoL and SoF to work together against a common enemy.

Only LaF could bring Apoc, Bomb and Elders out of retirement to fight against them lol.

Black Hole here is a video message from alliances own son Chevs!

https://vimeo.com/692057852

GIVE US FREE!


Also after showing you how Chevs does allaince posts. I fully expect you to start doing propaganda videos for us!

Edited By: SuperFly on Feb 25th 2023, 3:45:28

BlackHole Game profile

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Feb 25th 2023, 3:50:34

I'm fully aware of how a real man does alliance posts.


I think one of us is operating on incomplete information. And it's not me.


The world isn't what it seems, Mr. Fly.

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Feb 25th 2023, 14:21:16

If we say his name 3 times he will return… Real Man. . .
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SuperFly Game profile

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Feb 25th 2023, 14:36:51

Real man!

Doug Game profile

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Feb 25th 2023, 14:40:37

I’m going to get this entire server drunk lol

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Feb 25th 2023, 16:40:39

Real Man
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Feb 25th 2023, 16:42:55

Real Man!!
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Doug Game profile

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Feb 25th 2023, 17:38:54

I like Real Men!

Doug Game profile

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Feb 25th 2023, 17:39:18

Omg…. I meant I like real man, not that I like real men! Omg delete! Lol

Edited By: Doug on Feb 26th 2023, 4:55:35

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Feb 26th 2023, 4:28:26

Originally posted by BlackHole:
I'm fully aware of how a real man does alliance posts.


I think one of us is operating on incomplete information. And it's not me.


The world isn't what it seems, Mr. Fly.




Thanks for confirming my suspicion about you.
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
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Troian Game profile

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Feb 26th 2023, 7:43:15

SoFers getting purpled. Nice.

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Feb 26th 2023, 11:45:10

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by BlackHole:
I'm fully aware of how a real man does alliance posts.


I think one of us is operating on incomplete information. And it's not me.


The world isn't what it seems, Mr. Fly.




Thanks for confirming my suspicion about you.



What suspicions are those? That I'm amazing?

Captain Control Game profile

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Feb 26th 2023, 17:30:53

Originally posted by Doug:
Omg…. I meant I like real man, not that I like real men! Omg delete! Lol


We can confirm, Doug likes real man. Doug does not like the other real men. In conclusion, Doug likes real man.
We are still trying to confirm if Doug likes men that are real.

Back to you Ollie with the weather.

Edited By: Captain Control on Feb 26th 2023, 17:35:39
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Feb 26th 2023, 20:47:49

Originally posted by BlackHole:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by BlackHole:
I'm fully aware of how a real man does alliance posts.


I think one of us is operating on incomplete information. And it's not me.


The world isn't what it seems, Mr. Fly.




Thanks for confirming my suspicion about you.



What suspicions are those? That I'm amazing?


Your "I'm new to this game" facade has crumbled, reveal yourself, idiot from the past or troll?
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
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