Feb 17th 2023, 22:27:18
You might be wondering, what is the Standard Strike First Strike? Well, it's when you hit your opponent so hard and fast that they don't even have time to strike back. It's like taking candy from a small infant baby Gerdler (approx 6lbs and bald), but with way more explosions.
So, to our enemies (including Tmac), be prepared to face the wrath of our highly trained BOMB squad (LaF). We have an arsenal of jokes so offensive, they'll make you wish you never started this war in the first place. And if that doesn't work, we'll just tickle you until you surrender.
To our allies, don't worry (except Tmac), we've got this. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show (Including suiciding Tmac). And if you're feeling extra brave, feel free to join in on the fun (Please AB Tmac members of the Resistance).
So let it be known, the BOMB has been dropped, and we're ready to strike. Get ready to surrender!
- Written by Gains, posted by Req, at the direction of Real Man who is in service to Zen
P.S. Tmac won't be getting any more netting records (Wink-Wink someone please AB him - said anonymous LaF member)