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EmpyreanMKR Game profile

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May 16th 2024, 15:57:48

Dear DARK, FREEDOM, CALIb(#52*winkwink*)h, and BETA, who all were kind enough to come over, knock on the front door, and leave us a pie...
Sure, your pies were smashed up and full of chemical missles and tanks...I thought they looked big for a pie.....but its the gesture that counts.

As much as we appreciate the gifts, we will be sending all the pies back to you, piece by piece, little by little, as much as we can just for the simple fact that El Jefe, or "The CHEF" around here, has high standards for food products being left behind as gifts...

And he said he can't believe it took THREE brigades of people to bring over such filth and debauchery to our kitchen. He said you can't cook combined, and as solo teams, your cooking is worse then the left overs the local taco bell dumps in the dumpster. He said he'd rather eat dog sh** with honey lemon sauce, then even attempt to taste you lovely pies and pastries.

He said Fk Off Donkeys.

With that said....

Thanks for the gifts anyway, it was a nice gesture.
We're busy over here cooking up some gifts of our own that we will be happy to bring by on game night in the very near future.
And guys, seriously, let me do the cooking next time. Your pies taste like a bag of smashed A**holes.

Cheers mates!

Edited By: EmpyreanMKR on May 16th 2024, 16:00:56
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Coalie Game profile

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May 16th 2024, 16:18:44

I’m just getting you back for that one thing you did to me a long time ago.

EmpyreanMKR Game profile

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May 16th 2024, 17:06:59

Coalie you silly dishwasher. I know for a fact you're cooking up some really ridiculous excuse for gang banging MKR to post on this thread. You couldn't do better than that??? You may as well be cooking Dog Sh*t with honey lemon butter sauce for the Chef to taste.

Gimme a break. Cook up something more entertaining to say.
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Coalie Game profile

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May 16th 2024, 17:11:36

You know what you did. You don’t remember?

EmpyreanMKR Game profile

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May 16th 2024, 17:40:16

No I do not.
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EmpyreanMKR Game profile

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May 16th 2024, 17:44:19

Ill bite. What did i do so long ago?
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Symbolic Game profile

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May 16th 2024, 23:21:53

Sure, its part of the froshing of a new team. We warred pretty much every alliance in teams so your just part of the cool kid club now.

EmpyreanMKR Game profile

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May 17th 2024, 1:19:21

And so it is written in the anuls of history....
MKR has returned much like it was formed. Getting hazed knowing they should have run war countries their first three sets out. According to legend.
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Coalie Game profile

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May 17th 2024, 1:55:18

Have to establish dominance..

Especially for that thing you did to me in the past.

EmpyreanMKR Game profile

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May 17th 2024, 3:43:58

Oh yes, the thing, in the past, how far back we talkin here?
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VicRattlehead Game profile

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May 17th 2024, 4:42:08

Everybody calm down. Have a banana.

Have 2 bananas.

https://www.youtube.com/...2NjY&feature=emb_logo

Aturan Game profile

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May 17th 2024, 14:15:11

I heard about what you did to Coalie. Disgusting.

SuperFly Game profile

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May 17th 2024, 14:17:09

I know what you did last summer!

BlackHole Game profile

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May 17th 2024, 14:21:28

I still know what you did last summer!

EmpyreanMKR Game profile

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May 17th 2024, 14:37:18

Aturan, he invited me in!
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EmpyreanMKR Game profile

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May 17th 2024, 14:37:37

SF, BH, I know what you did last winter.
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SuperFly Game profile

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May 17th 2024, 14:47:01

Originally posted by EmpyreanMKR:
SF, BH, I know what you did last winter.


As long as you don’t have photo or video evidence I am ok with that lol

EmpyreanMKR Game profile

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May 17th 2024, 14:54:31

SF, sadly, I lost the photo of you and that miniature pony....
Honest mistake. I cant say it was my fault for losing it when I set the house on fire because there was a spider in my hair, but somebody made it hard for me to find in such temperatures.

Lucky you.
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DruncK Game profile

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May 17th 2024, 20:48:11

No clue who you are but I'm on fluffin board

Can't stop thinking bout that honey lemon sauce

EmpyreanMKR Game profile

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May 18th 2024, 2:33:10

its best on dog s***
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herb Game profile

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May 18th 2024, 17:41:01

And fart sandwiches
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