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Flamey Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2012, 11:37:40

Some of you have been wondering where the hell I've been recently. Basically I've been living in Prague for a month doing an intensive teaching course. I was studying/teaching/drinking 18 hours a day and met lots of friends. I've had lots of mishaps like exploding (German!) washing machines and death by mosquitoes, but on Saturday the course finished and pretty much everyone went home and I decided to stay. My goal was to find accommodation and a job. I decided to start my diary here:

Day 1: I left my flat provided by the course. I had to find new accommodation or sleep on a bench. I decided I didn't want to sleep on a bench, because it was raining. I found a place on the outskirts with the help of my Russian friend and her satellite navigation. When I went to receptionist I found out that she only spoke Czech and German, and didn't accept cards. After an hour of using an online translator and scraping together money, I booked a private room for a week. I then spent a day with my Russian friend before escorting her to the airport and walked home in the dark.

Day 2: On Sunday I decided to get a proper sleep for the first time in a month. I then laid around until I got bored and decided to venture out. While at a tex-mex an American man approached me and asked me if I was German. I said, no I come from a place near Manchester and he replied I've only ever been to London. He said London shocked him, because it was controlled by the blacks. He said that these were not integrated Indians, but people who had been on elephants 3 weeks before and they plotted to kill all the white people in England. It took me about 10 years to convince myself that all Americans were not insular racists as depicted on tv; but after this encounter it will take another 10 years. He then left me and wished me a good day. Next, I went shopping in Lidl. The first thing I noticed was that people shopped right to left! Crazy! Unfortunately, the guy at the counter also knew no English and it took me three minutes to convince him to give me a shopping bag, which then split on my way home. I arrived home safely and ate some snacks.

Chand Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2012, 12:10:02

You survived!

btw let me rephrase

Day 1: Boned a russian hotty

Day 2: Prophet warns you about looming takeover by the Indians.

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Sep 3rd 2012, 12:12:39

random post
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Marshal Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2012, 12:42:21

shoudda called morwen and ask help from her.

:P
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Brink Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2012, 17:09:42

A good friend of mine was back in the States over the weekend, but he moved to Prauge for work about a year ago. Loves it there.

trumper Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2012, 17:22:55

Originally posted by Chand:
You survived!

btw let me rephrase

Day 1: Boned a russian hotty

Day 2: Prophet warns you about looming takeover by the Indians.



+1

Rossoneri Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2012, 17:54:21

Originally posted by trumper:
Originally posted by Chand:
You survived!

btw let me rephrase

Day 1: Boned a russian hotty

Day 2: Prophet warns you about looming takeover by the Indians.



+1


+2
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Flamey Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2012, 18:06:15

Day 3: Cleaning lady came into my room while I was in my underwear. She rants at me in Czech and I assume that it means she'll come back tomorrow morning. Next I get an e-mail inviting me to an interview on Wednesday. I venture out again to buy a Czech sim card. The phone guy doesn't speak English, but he understands cheap and pay as you go, so I eventually got what I want. I then found an Indian takeaway. They Indians did not try to kill me and I ended up buying buttered chicken, rice and a naan bread. I decided to try out the bus system. I can't pronounce a single stop, but I got home. I am still alive.

ericownsyou5 Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2012, 19:08:21

Part of me envies the lack of structure and freedom you have in life...

galleri Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2012, 19:28:33

haha I love this diary!


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archaic Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2012, 19:48:18

Originally posted by Flamey:
Some of you have been wondering where the hell I've been recently.


Otherwise it sounds pretty accurate.
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INVINCIBLE IRONMAN Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2012, 19:49:37

At least he is not an American so he has a chance they will not eat him.

Flamey Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2012, 19:51:52

It's true either way, people have either been wondering where the hell, becuase they miss me, or they've been wondering where the hell I've been and hoping I stay missing... and some just don't care.

Schilling Game profile

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Sep 3rd 2012, 20:10:50

I spend a lot of time traveling, although I haven't left the States in a number of years. Shenanigans happen. Keep them coming Flamey, this is amusing. :D

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Sep 4th 2012, 11:59:51

buttered chicken/rice/naan bread in Prague.
Sounds quite.. random:P

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NukEvil Game profile

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Sep 4th 2012, 12:25:11

Here's a diary of my life nowadays:

Day 1: Work. Eat. Sleep.
Day 2: Work. Eat. Sleep.
Day 3: Work. Eat. Go to church. Sleep.
Day 4: Work. Eat. Sleep.
Day 5: Work. Eat. Sleep.
Day 6: Weekend! Work some more. Eat. Sleep.
Day 7: Go to church. Eat. Go to church again. Sleep.
Day 8-end of time: Repeat everything until dead.
I am a troll. Everything I say must be assumed to be said solely to provoke an exaggerated reaction to the current topic. I fully intend to bring absolutely no substance to any discussion, ongoing or otherwise. Conversing with me is pointless.

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Sep 4th 2012, 14:49:46

my experience in Prague a few years ago involved meeting 3 english people (2 girls, 1 guy) in a hostel. they were like students, travelling with a middle aged black american guy. apparently they met the year before when they asked the black guy (a bisexual) for directions to one of the 5 story megaclubs. the black guy took them to a gay club instead, and somehow they were still happy and stayed in touch a year later.


well, this was less my experience and more of a funny story I heard.
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trumper Game profile

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Sep 4th 2012, 15:01:24

Originally posted by Pontius Pirate:
my experience in Prague a few years ago involved meeting 3 english people (2 girls, 1 guy) in a hostel. they were like students, travelling with a middle aged black american guy. apparently they met the year before when they asked the black guy (a bisexual) for directions to one of the 5 story megaclubs. the black guy took them to a gay club instead, and somehow they were still happy and stayed in touch a year later.


well, this was less my experience and more of a funny story I heard.


I think Chand would have a great summary for this one.

Flamey Game profile

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Sep 4th 2012, 18:54:22

Day 4: I did some preparation for my interview then got bored. So I decided to go wondering around the ghetos of Prague. There were many pretty women in these ghettos, so I secured my wallett and smiled. I then got a call from an American friend who speaks fluent Vietnamese. We went around the Vietnamese district and he left them all confused that a white guy could speak their language. I got drunk and tried Vietnamese food for the first time. I managed to stagger home and now back to interview prep.

Klown Game profile

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Sep 4th 2012, 19:02:54

What does it mean to shop right to left? Like you turn right down the aisles? I have never considered which direction people shop.

ZEN Game profile

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Sep 4th 2012, 19:08:31

I didn't read any of this....but I assume it is a gay version of 50 shades of gray.

Please unsubscribe me.

XeKLaH Game profile

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Sep 5th 2012, 0:23:56

Originally posted by Rossoneri:
Originally posted by trumper:
Originally posted by Chand:
You survived!

btw let me rephrase

Day 1: Boned a russian hotty

Day 2: Prophet warns you about looming takeover by the Indians.



+1


+2


+3
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Sep 5th 2012, 3:22:30

Day 1 - Pics or it didnt happen.
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Sep 5th 2012, 6:11:12

Never tried pho before? You should be put down.

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Mockdu Game profile

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Sep 5th 2012, 8:41:24

fluffing indians

they are everywhere i tell you. This is the master plan of humping every chick out there in and turning the entire population badge. there will be no blacks or whites, just badge. Ok may be some really dark indians...

Mockdu Game profile

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Sep 5th 2012, 8:41:44

btw flamey,

picks or fluff didnt happen

martian Game profile

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Sep 5th 2012, 16:30:40

pho ftw.
lol. Where I grew up there were virtually no Indians at the time. I didn't meet anyone from india until I was like 14 (raided the store for samosas and other indian foods). (I also only knew like one non-white person until I was 12 and maybe 5-6 non-white people until I was 16 but hey...)
:P

Ironically there is a fair sized Indian community there now.
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Atryn Game profile

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Sep 6th 2012, 2:35:08

Originally posted by NukEvil:
Here's a diary of my life nowadays:

Day 1: Work. Eat. Sleep.
Day 2: Work. Eat. Sleep.
Day 3: Work. Eat. Go to church. Sleep.
Day 4: Work. Eat. Sleep.
Day 5: Work. Eat. Sleep.
Day 6: Weekend! Work some more. Eat. Sleep.
Day 7: Go to church. Eat. Go to church again. Sleep.
Day 8-end of time: Repeat everything until dead.


Wow, sounds like you are wasting a lot of time at church that could be better spent eating and sleeping.

cypress Game profile

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Sep 6th 2012, 2:43:48

I think Mockdu is looking for the word/colour "beige"

:P

Drinks Game profile

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Sep 6th 2012, 6:34:59

Originally posted by Atryn:
Originally posted by NukEvil:
Here's a diary of my life nowadays:

Day 1: Work. Eat. Sleep.
Day 2: Work. Eat. Sleep.
Day 3: Work. Eat. Go to church. Sleep.
Day 4: Work. Eat. Sleep.
Day 5: Work. Eat. Sleep.
Day 6: Weekend! Work some more. Eat. Sleep.
Day 7: Go to church. Eat. Go to church again. Sleep.
Day 8-end of time: Repeat everything until dead.


Wow, sounds like you are wasting a lot of time at church that could be better spent eating and sleeping.


+1
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Loki Game profile

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Sep 6th 2012, 18:12:28

Originally posted by Atryn:
Originally posted by NukEvil:
Here's a diary of my life nowadays:

Day 1: Work. Eat. Sleep.
Day 2: Work. Eat. Sleep.
Day 3: Work. Eat. Go to church. Sleep.
Day 4: Work. Eat. Sleep.
Day 5: Work. Eat. Sleep.
Day 6: Weekend! Work some more. Eat. Sleep.
Day 7: Go to church. Eat. Go to church again. Sleep.
Day 8-end of time: Repeat everything until dead.


Wow, sounds like you are wasting a lot of time at church that could be better spent eating and sleeping.


Even better: he could work, eat and sleep in church!

NukEvil Game profile

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Sep 6th 2012, 18:15:43

I DO work, eat, and sleep in church...
I am a troll. Everything I say must be assumed to be said solely to provoke an exaggerated reaction to the current topic. I fully intend to bring absolutely no substance to any discussion, ongoing or otherwise. Conversing with me is pointless.

thefloyd Game profile

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Sep 6th 2012, 22:48:41

he left out the part about waking up in an alley with a carrot in his butt

prank

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Sep 6th 2012, 23:23:04

he is only mentioning things out of the ordinary

archaic Game profile

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Sep 7th 2012, 2:20:55

Originally posted by ZEN:
I didn't read any of this....but I assume it is a gay version of 50 shades of gray.

Please unsubscribe me.


To the point as usual
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galleri Game profile

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Sep 11th 2012, 3:08:16

Day 5...Noone has heard from Flamey, it is assumed he was kidnapped and eaten.


https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

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Sep 11th 2012, 3:15:20

russian fluff and butter chicken mmmmm living the dream flame!
Witness the fitness!
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Sep 11th 2012, 3:55:12

Originally posted by galleri:
Day 5...Noone has heard from Flamey, it is assumed he was kidnapped and eaten.

AWWWW
I was sure if he kept the anti-American stance he would be fine!!

XiQter MD Game profile

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Sep 11th 2012, 12:29:43

Originally posted by galleri:
Day 5...Noone has heard from Flamey, it is assumed he was kidnapped and eaten.


RIP

Alin Game profile

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Sep 11th 2012, 12:34:38

Euro Trip!!!

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Sep 11th 2012, 12:38:19

I never got to meet or speak to flamey but he seemed like a nice guy. RIP mate.

Erian Game profile

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Sep 11th 2012, 12:51:23

Yeah, where is he? Did the czech beer do him in?

Marshal Game profile

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Sep 11th 2012, 12:52:29

polish not czech.
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Erian Game profile

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Sep 11th 2012, 13:22:28

Why would he have polish beer in Prague? Seems like a waste...

XiQter MD Game profile

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Sep 11th 2012, 13:27:12

they dont have beer is prague they have pilsner!

galleri Game profile

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Sep 24th 2012, 19:44:24

Day 100....still no flamey? :P

Edited By: galleri on Sep 24th 2012, 23:48:44
See Original Post


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Atryn Game profile

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Sep 24th 2012, 20:54:59

Originally posted by Erian:
Yeah, where is he? Did the czech beer do him in?


Must have been the Vietnamese food?

Marshal Game profile

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Sep 24th 2012, 21:57:40

he got killed. :P
Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

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INVINCIBLE IRONMAN Game profile

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Sep 24th 2012, 23:45:55

Bleh
He was fun while he lasted

Flamey Game profile

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Sep 25th 2012, 9:53:37

Oh, updates...

I'm in an English speaking hostel and have been here a while, I meet new and interesting people everyday and some of them are nice enough to give me Polish Vodka and pralines.

I am meeting up with lots of nice Czech girls and I am teaching them English in exchange for Czech. One of them seems to really like me and wants to go on a date, another wants to pay me to teach her on skype.

Yesterday I got a job in Moscow at a really good school. I've got a month to fill out a million visa forms, learn the Russian alphabet and get a HIV test. Happy days