so it's time for me to put all those retal, war time, parking lot building pointers into practice! dude just hit/grabbed my lil ole country 4 times on express... :)

saving turns...bout to blast that fool.

He'll be out of your range by the time you even think of being able to hit him.

lol

zzzzooooommmmmm.....there he goes!


Aaaand he's gone. Better luck next set, buttercup.

El Guapo needs to take notes, here I'll help you out... https://youtu.be/sTcBgs2huRo

Tuco!!

Ii made a risky hit (he had enough money on hand to buy 400k jets lol) on a huge newb and he #retaled.

These fluffing morons!, a farmer with 110% ag tech.. come the fluff on, and he's goign out and #retaling? If you dont know how to play why bother with #retals?. Just let the people who know what theyire doing farm you while you focus on figureing out how to buy some got damn tech. ffs im making 7m/turn and hes making 1m/turn and the pipsqueak has the nerve to retal? I should war this ass nugget

/end rant

Only reason I have to make risky hits is because some other #assnugget techless indy newb hit me 4x with SS.

He's at 110% tech because he's probably waiting for tech prices to drop. Don't get mad because you can't pick targets who can retal back.

as I said I madea risky hit because I was -1100 acres because of some other noob. But, if the player who made the retal was waiting for tech prices to drop he wasn't holding turns while doing so. clear noob. Dont talk liek you know about the situation if you dont know.

Godtier can't spell worth fluff, drop the hashtags and leave them on twitter where they actually serve a purpose...

Selective reading. I only typed two sentences and one has the word: *probably*. I don't have to talk for you, you do it to yourself.

<narrative> <setting: EE> <act 1>

Earf: Hey everyone I just got LG'd by a noob. He pissed me off, because only noobs LG me. So I decided to go into 'risky mode'. That's when I'm not really Earf. This is how it went down.

Earf: First, I decided to use a turn to spy this noob. OMG, 110% agri tech. This is as easy as taking land from a bot. Let me calculate his break.

Earf: Yup, I don't even have to buy oil for this. Just for fluffs and giggles, let's calculate if he could retal me. /calculates it

Earf: Yeah he can retal me, but, hey this noob wouldn't go against noob wisdom just to retal me. And besides, I'm in 'risky mode'. /landgrabs

/signs back in

Earf: WTF, why did this noob retal me? Oh right, I know why, because I'm earf. Let me post this on forums so that all my minions can see my superiority.

Thats about right celphi. Do you tihnk i come off badly in that? I dont think so. Also another noob just retaled me, lol, theyre all coming out of the woordwork today

Wait, godtier getting schooled by nOOb?...: https://youtu.be/fgG9U0VUMvU

Hmmm...

earf is being schooled by the ass vampires!

Haha

Once again, this guy earf is not even running the country Frae. That is mine. I am also Frae_ on twitch.tv. Please stop indulging this guy.

Lol it was definitely earf, and I am the nub. I assumed a techer wouldn't want an all out war over a fair retal. Apologies? The tech was a bit of a mirage too, considering I was about 150% in agriculture just after buying the retal jets. Long story short, just hits bots bro.

Frae > earf > furious > fazer

Where does celphie stick rank in there?

It's not a ranking, it's one person suffering from multiple personalities disorder.

Flowers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwZoCuqK9S0

LOL

well...I have much to learn. i inflicted a lot of damage with my AB after AB...but even though i brought him right to the edge of ruin, i didn't have enough turns to kill the dude. but after messages back and forth (from his first attacks on) maybe in the end i've found a friend :)

maybe next set i'll play tyrant...

when you have to shoot...shoot...don't talk.

Yup, just do it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RSQzt1R0ZM

This is what the game is all about

Really? I thought it was a bout fluffing and moaning.

Unfortunately you are not incorrect, but I was referring to attacking/retals sparking conversation and wars, and that's where all the fun is. Start chatting, learn a thing or two, then come out with a 'buddy' in the end.

It's happened to me more than once, lots of fun :)

2015-04-10 16:53:38 SS Last Exit (#66) Frae (#16) 459A (667A)
2015-04-10 15:47:06 PS BiBiGoN (#56) Frae (#16) 514A (944A)
2015-04-10 14:46:23 PS sWe (#81) Frae (#16) 901A (1375A)

a stampede of people who wanna #getrekt

#earfsayshttp://shirtigo.co/.../05/awesomenessarcher.jpg