Aug 30th 2018, 0:24:01
Was bored and stoned last night so I decided to use my hoodoo magic wand to research elders suiciders. Since my magic wand has a 100% accuracy rating from Hogwarts, we know the following is totally true. As the hour changed over our suicider was identified as a guy known as Purposeful. LCNers will know him as a leader about 15 years ago. Personally, I don't know the guy. But seeing as the nostra contingent seems keen on suiciding us I wasn't surprised....
.....but wait.....33 deaths? Top 40 in defends? Wait wait wait. Those are stats reserved for folks like Dragon, azn, porter and vamps. How could this LCNer legitimately be near the top of the game in defends? Isn't that a long term netting tag?
Well unfortunately a very (VERY) limited amount of these deaths come from actual wars which begs the question of where he got his kills. If you guessed land kills of people who came like 1 turn oop, then you guessed right.
I'm not saying EVERY KILL was that, nor am i saying EVERY DEATH was that either. But in my own research of matching names to countries and play times, etc, it appears almost if not more than 28 deaths are from, you guessed it again, suiciding. It seems no tags were ever safe either. Seems he's suicided just about everyone at one time or another.
What's really truly impressive is that this guy managed to slide under the radar suiciding off and on for about 4 straight years. I mean, what an a hole. Lol.
That's really all I have for tonight's drunken ramble. DISCUSS!