BERTZ,
LAF STRUCK OUT IN A DESPERATE FLAILING ATTEMPT TO WARD OFF THE FORCES OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER!] WHO WERE ENGAGED IN RIGHTEOUS DEFENSE OF OUR LANDS AND OUR NON-AGGRESSION POLICY WHICH LAF CHOSE TO IGNORE.

UNFORTUNATELY FOR LAF, THEY DID NOT "KILL" DANGER. OUR BODIES MAY BE BROKEN BUT OUR SPIRITS ARE STRONG! OUR HEARTS BURN WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND PACKETS OF FIRE SAUCE!!

THE EXPLOSIONS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES AND LAF CAPITULATES TO THE UTTERLY REASONABLE TERMS OF SURRENDER THAT SAM HAS POSTED!

BLAAAAAAURRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUGGGGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
BILL DANGER
MINISTER OF HYPERBOLE
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

MARCO, THE DEPTH OF YOUR IGNORANCE EXCEEDS EVEN THE GREAT VOLUME OF THE LARGEST BAJA BLAST MOUNTAIN DEW!! I DON'T KNOW THIS HANLONG CREATURE OF WHOM YOU SPEAK BUT FROM WHAT I GATHER ON AT, HE WAS A DISGRACED CHEATER WHO WOULD HAVE NO PLACE IN THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

BILL
MINISTER OF ANTAGONISM
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER ]!

Sam you took the words right out of my mouth.. or more accurately right off my keyboard as it were :-D

MAYBE HAXOR COULD OFFER YOU A TUTORIAL.

BILL

I SHOULD HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT, PRIDE, SEEING AS THEY NAMED THE ALBUM AFTER YOU!

BILL DANGER
MINISTER OF COINCIDENCES
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

DEAR GALLERI,
THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND WORDS OF SUPPORT!

I CAN SYMPATHIZE AS I TOO HAVE SUFFERED FROM BOUTS OF INCOMPETANCE! I HAVE FOUND THAT EATING A MORE BALANCED DIET WITH PLENTY OF LEAFY GREENS IS VERY HELPFUL FOR THAT SITUATION!!

BILL DANGER
MINISTER OF NUTRITION
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

HA! ROCKMAN, BUT YOU SEE, NOW YOU CAN ONLY TAKE LAND:LAND ON MY 71 ACRES. ANYTHING OVER THAT IS GOING TO RESULT IN MORE EXPLOSIONS! THINK ABOUT THAT!! ! !!! DO YOU SEE NOW THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS?!

GLORY TO THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! FOREVER AND EVER AMEN!

SEE YOU LATER ALLIGATOR! AFTER A WHILE CROCODILE! DON'T FORGET TO WRITE!!

BILL DANGER
MINISTER OF STRATEGY
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

I AM GOING TO BUILD POLICE DEPARTMENTS ON ALL 71 OF THOSE ACRES SO THEY CAN ARREST MAFIOSO PUNKS!!!

DID WE MENTION WE'RE A LITTLE PSYY-YY-CHO??

HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!
BILL

BLAAAAAAURRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUGGGGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

THE MIGHTY CLANN [DANGER]! CONCURS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2zwBRa0YhA

I SHOULD POINT OUT THAT WE ARE NO LONGER PURSUING AN EXPLODING DUCK PLAN. WE ARE ONLY RESEARCHING DUCKS FOR PEACEFUL GENERATION OF ELECTRIC POWER, AS IS OUR RIGHT!!

AS FOR THE EXPLODING OF INFIDELS, THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! HAS DEVISED EVEN MORE DASTARDLY WAYS, WITH CONSEQUENCES EVEN MORE GHASTLY THAN THOSE NASTY GLOBS OF HAIR THAT YOU PULL FROM YOUR SHOWER DRAIN!! WOE BE UPON THE ENEMIES OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

BLAAAAAAURRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUGGGGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
BILL

THANK YOU FOR STARTING MY MORNING WITH AN ANYEURYSM!
AND AN EXPLODING DUCK!
http://s82.photobucket.com/...225624_ExplodingDucks.jpg

ALSO, JANPAUL I SHARE YOUR RAGE ITS VERY INFURIATING WHEN PEOPLE DONT USE ITS IN IT'S PROPER FORM!!!!!!!!!

BLAAAAAAURRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUGGGGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

DIXIECHICK, I AM PLEASED THAT YOU ENJOY OUR GIVEN NAMES! THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! TAKES GREAT PRIDE IN OUR SURNAME [DANGER!] AS WELL.

I HAVE ONLY BEEN HERE FOR A SHORT WHILE BUT ICN SEEMS PRETTY GROOVY! I WILL HAVE TO CONSULT WITH SAM IN HIS ROLE AS THE AMBASSADOR TO THE COMMITTEE OF ONE TO SEE ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF PLACING ICN ON THE LIST OF THOSE WHO WILL NOT BE EXPLODED!

LOVE AND BRUISES,
BILL

THEN WHY ARE YOU HUMMING IT???

MARCO,
THIS WAS SIMPLY A DECLARATION OF SINGALONG! THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! IS A PEACEFUL EMPIRE!

THIS LAND'S NOT YOUR LAND,
THIS LAND IS MY LAND
IF YOU TRY TO TAKE IT
I'LL EXPLODE YOUR RIGHT HAND
IF YOU COME BACK FOR MORE
YOUR BUILDINGS WIIIIILL BE SAND
THIS LAND BELONGS TO ONLY ME!

YOU'LL HEAR THE SCREAMING
OF THOSE BIG ENGINES
AND SMELL THE JET FUEL
AS THE BARRAGE BEGINS.
TOO LATE YOU REALIZE
YOU'VE MADE A GRAAAAVE MIIIISTAAAAKE
THIS LAND BELONGS TO ONLY ME!

THERE WILL BE WAILING
AND GNASHING OF TEETH
YOU'LL CRY FOR MERCY
WE'LL GIVE NO RELIEF
WE ARE RELENTLESS
AND A LITTLE PSYY-YY-CHO
THIS LAND BELONGS TO ONLY ME!

BLAAAARUUUUUUGGGAAAAAAAAH! !
BILL

PLEASE BE AWARE THAT WE ARE STILL WORKING KINKS OUT OF A POTATO DELIVERY SYSTEM THAT IS BASED ON A MODIFIED VERSION OF THE FINEST NUCLEAR WARHEAD DELIVERY VEHICLE. WHILE OUR PROUD SCIENTISTS BOAST MANY SUCCESSES, I WOULD BE REMISS IF I DID NOT FOREWARN YOU THAT IN SOME CASES THE POTATO DELIVERY SYSTEM HAS CAUSED EXCEPTIONALLY MESSY EXPLOSIONS.

KINGOFHEARTS0.7 THERE IS NO NEED FOR YOU TO BE SO TERRIBLY RUDE. AS SAM HAS ALREADY EXPLAINED IN OTHER THREATS IF THE LETTERS OF POWER DISTURB YOU, JUST READ THEM UPSIDE DOWN.

THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] ALWAYS ENDEAVORS TO EMPLOY GOOD MANNERS AND STRONG VOICES. THIS IS NECESSARY TO COMPENSATE FOR THE RINGING IN OUR EARS RESULTANT FROM VARIOUS EXPLOSIONS. ALSO IT HAS BEEN FOUND THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO GET SAM TO PASS THE MASHED POTATOES WHICH I HOPE YOU CAN AGREE IS A MATTER OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE.

LOVE AND BRUISES,
BILL

CRAZYMATT, YOUR CASUAL AND INSOLENT DISMISSAL OF SUCH AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT IS PERILOUSLY CLOSE TO SOMETHING THAT COULD BE CONSIDERED AN ACT OF AGGRESSION. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE EXPLORING IS REALLY REALLY BORING AS IS NOT EXPLODING ANYTHING. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!

BLAAAAAAAAAAARRUUUUUUUUUGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

NOTE THE EXTRA VOWELS WHICH SHOULD INDICATE JUST HOW PRECARIOUS YOUR POSITION IS! !

BILL

IF THE SCENE IS TOO TOUCHING, I RECOMMEND PRETENDING TO CHOKE ON YOUR POPCORN SO YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL THINK THAT IS WHY YOU ARE CRYING. NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!

BLAARRURUUUUUUUGGGAAAAAAH!!!
BILL

^^ if that is even remotely true, you will most definitely NOT be exploded. :)

BILL

RIDDLER, AND JACK (WAIT, DIDN'T JACK PLAY THE RIDDLER IN THAT ONE SUPERMAN REMAKE?), YOU DO NOT NEED TO HIT EITHER SAM OR MYSELF TO UNDERSTAND WHAT BEING EXPLODED IS ALL ABOUT.

HERE IS AN INFORMATIVE INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5441q74KiLM

BLAAARUUUUUUGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
BILL

VIC, ON BEHALF OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] I WANT TO PERSONALLY EXTEND A THANK YOU. YOUR WISE WORD CHOICES IN THE THREAT^HD ABOVE HAVE INSPIRED OUR DEAR LEADER TO UPDATE THE HOMEPAGE OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]. YOU CAN ENJOY OUR NEW HOMEPAGE AT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERTT_sv8sV0

PLEASE NOTE THAT YOU CAN SKIP TO THE LAST 20 SECONDS FOR THE BEST EXPLOSION, BUT BY DOING SO YOU WOULD MISS LOTS OF FIRE AND LIGHTNING AND OTHER EXPLOSIONS AND OTHER COOL STUFF.

BILL

I KNOW! I KNOW! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX672lZzZ6U

WE FOUND FRODO TO BE SOMEWHAT WHINEY, AWFULLY SHORT, AND ALTOGETHER IRRITATING. HOWEVER, WE WERE NOT SURE HOW TO PROPERLY EXPLODE A HOBBIT, SO WE FED HIM TO A GIANT SPIDER INSTEAD. IT WAS PRETTY COOL.

BLAAARUUUUUUUGGAAAAAAAAH!

BILL

MAJOR, THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND WISHES OF GOOD LUCK. I WILL CONSULT WITH MY BROTHER THE DEAR LEADER OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] AND REQUEST THAT HE CONSULT WITH THE COMMITTEE OF ONE TO EXAMINE THE POSSIBILITY OF PLACING YOU ON THE LIST OF THOSE WHO ARE NOT TO BE EXPLODED.

LOVE AND BRUISES,
BILL

THAT'S NOT YELLING THAT IS HIS REGULAR VOICE.

BILL

I HAVE BEEN REMISS, WHILE I WANDERED THE VAST LANDSCAPE OF THE INTERNET, AND HAVE ALLOWED THESE ATTACKS AGAINST MY DEAR BROTHER SAM TO GO UNPUNISHED. **NO LONGER!!!*** THE FURY OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] IS UNLEASHED!!!!!

WERE YOU NOT WARNED??

DID YOU NOT TAKE HEED???

THE MIGHTLY CLAN [DANGER] IS DANGEROUS! IT IS HIDDEN IN OUR NAME. PERHAPS THE ENCODING WAS TOO SUBTLE FOR YOUR INFERIOR INTELLECT. NONETHELESS THE TIME FOR EXPOSITIONS OF CLEVER STEGANOGRAPHY HAS PASSED. THE TIME FOR ACTION HAS COME. THE SMELL OF JET FUEL IS RICH IN THE AIR; SO STRONG IN FACT IT ALMOST OVERPOWERS THE SMELL OF THE LAVA SAUCE. WITH NACHOS IN LEFT HAND AND KEYBOARD OPERATED BY RIGHT HAND, I UNLEASH THE FULL FURY OF MY FLEET!

BLAAARRRUUUUUUUUUGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!