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JIM_DANGER

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Nov 10th 2017, 1:23:02

MARSHAL, YOU ARE SO BAD AT THIS THAT you don't deserve to be spoken to in the words of power.

ha!

JIM DANGER
ashamed

HA!

NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE TO ME BUT I HAVE KILLED AGAIN. I MAY HAVE EXCEEDED MY SEASONAL BAG LIMIT.

JIM DANGER,
POSSIBLY A POACHER
THE FAIRLY DECENT CLAN |LAF|*

*A WHOLEY OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF THE MIGHTY CLAN |DANGER|**
** A DIVISION OF TACO-CORP.

JIM_DANGER

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Oct 31st 2017, 0:02:44

MARSHALL CANNOT EVEN OPEN HIS OWN BEER

HA

JIM DANGER, EARTH BARTENDER
(about that tab)

JIM_DANGER

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Oct 27th 2017, 1:55:03

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

Networth methwork.

2/3 of you have detah. Many more thirds to detah.

HA, I'M NOT SURE THE WORD WAR MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS. MY RESTART IS BIGGER THAN YOUR BIGGEST COUNTRY, I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING ANYTHING BUT HAIR RIGHT NOW. YOU KEEELD MY ORIGINAL COUNTRY, NOW PREPARE TO DIE - MORE.

JIM DANGER
AKA THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS

JIM_DANGER

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Oct 24th 2017, 1:21:59

Originally posted by sinistril:

Originally posted by DerrickICN:

I eat ass like its cookies

4 Mexican harlots
1 gram cocaine
16 oz of Vodka
A nice serving of STDs
And just a dash of regret

HA, THAT SOUNDS LIKE SAM'S HONEYMOON! BOY WAS HIS WIFE SURPRISED!

JIM_DANGER
WEDDING PLANNER

JIM_DANGER

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Oct 22nd 2017, 1:04:55

Originally posted by Dissident:

Lol top 50 out of 70 players. Get outta here

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH COOKIES, I AM DISAPPOINTED. EVEN A SNICKERDOODLE RECIPE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN THIS POST. NOBODY LIKES SNICKERDOODLES . . .

NOW, WE SHALL DANCE:

https://youtu.be/uCeMZccDMA0

JIM_DANGER

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Oct 20th 2017, 18:51:45

I SEE EXPLOSIONS

APPROVE

JIM_DANGER

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Oct 16th 2017, 5:17:58

WHY WOULD WE NEGOTIATE WITH OUR FOOD?

JIM_DANGER

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Oct 15th 2017, 23:24:38

Originally posted by Dissident:

Wow... i guess we never want to war on our own terms again. Thanks. Elders has their next 2 years planned

IN THE WORDS OF ALL THE COOL KIDS, FTFY

HA!

(I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT)

WARSTATS http://www.earthgraphs.com/...ort=Show&tab=overview

JIM_DANGER

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Oct 14th 2017, 5:20:50

YOUTUBE NEEDS MORE WORDS OF POWER.

https://youtu.be/6PQ6335puOc

JIM_DANGER

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Oct 13th 2017, 19:23:31

ALL THAT HAVE BUSHELS ARE NOT RICHER,
NOT ALL RAINBOWS ARE LOST,
THE RESTART THAT IS STRONG DOES NOT WHITHER,
DEEP SDI IS WORTH THE COST,
FROM COFFEE GROUNDS A NERD SHALL BE WOKEN,
A LIGHT FROM THE BARREN REALMS SHALL SPRING,
RENEWED SHALL BE THE GAME THAT WAS BROKEN,
MEHUL PATEL SHALL AGAIN BE KING.

JIM_DANGER

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Oct 11th 2017, 2:35:50

ITS COMING

JIM_DANGER
HEAD OF CLASS REUNION PLANNING
THE MIGHTY CLAN |DANGER|

JIM_DANGER

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Oct 8th 2017, 17:29:11

/ME THROWS PENALTY FLAG

WE HAVE TWO FOULS ON THIS THREAD - THERE WAS AN UNAUTHORIZED USE OF THE WORDS OF POWER, PLAYER WILL BE REQUIRED TO CLICK ALL OF THE ADS ON THE BONUS SITES FOR THE NEXT 15 DAYS. THERE WAS ALSO A GRATUITOUS DOUBLE POST OF GIBBERISH, PLAYER WILL BE SPOTTED HALF THE DISTANCE TO THE FFA SERVER AND REPEAT 1ST DOWN.

JIM_DANGER
DANGER BACK JUDGE AND HEAD OF OPTOMETRY
THE MIGHTY CLAN |DANGER|

JIM_DANGER

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Sep 30th 2017, 1:41:09

EXPLOSIONS!

JIM_DANGER

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Sep 30th 2017, 1:40:11

GOT HIS KIDNEY STOLEN DURING FINALS

JIM_DANGER

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Sep 18th 2017, 2:55:25

EXPLOSIONS

I APPROVE

JIM_DANGER

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Jul 18th 2017, 21:58:15

Originally posted by Getafix:

Originally posted by mrford:

The only person who would get this offended over being called a Nazi is a Nazi in hiding!

I agree. What a clever plot though, pretending to be Marshal.

I AM CONFUSED, SINCE WHEN IS MARSHAL NOT A NAZI? WASN'T MARSHAL A RANK IN THE NAZI ARMY?

REGARDING THE MONKEYS, WILL THESE BE THE INFINITE KIND OF MONKEYS? THE COMMITTEE OF ONE IS EVER SO FOND OF THE INFINITE MONKEYS.

JIM_DANGER

YEAH, ALL THE SUCKERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT

JIM_DANGER

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Mar 24th 2017, 15:28:41

IM PRETTY SURE THAT THE WORD XAVIER IS A WORD OF POWER WHETHER ITS CAPITALIZED OR NOT. IS IT MARCH ALREADY?

JIM_DANGER

YEAH

JIM_DANGER

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Jan 9th 2017, 2:49:12

ONCE UPON A TIME WHEN I WAS A YOUNGER MAN, BACK IN THE DAYS OF THE OLD GODS - KOSAR, NEWSOME, BYNER, METCALF, MATTHEWS - I TOO LOVED A FOOTBALL TEAM. NOW THAT TEAM HAS GONE 22 YEARS WITHOUT A PLAYOFF WIN. I HATE ALL OF YOU.

JIM_DANGER

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Aug 29th 2016, 23:35:16

WELL, NO ONE EVER SAID CARLOS HAD GOOD TASTE IN WOMEN, WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY HE IS CONSTANTLY TRYING TO TEST DRIVE DIFFERENT ONES ALL OF THE TIME. SADLY, IF BROTHER CARLOS DOES NOT START BEING MORE CAREFUL IN HIS SELECTION PROCESS, HE IS GOING TO END UP WITH A TALK SHOW.

AS FOR MRS . . . MS ABEDIN, SHE CAN NOT BE BLAMED FOR THIS. SHE HEARD HE WAS SEWING HIS WILD OATS AND SHE GALLOPED STRAIGHT INTO HIS ARMS.

JIM_DANGER
BAD AT PUNS

JIM_DANGER

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Aug 29th 2016, 23:14:22

IT APPEARS THAT BROTHER CARLOS DANGER (OFFICIAL SOCIAL MEDIA CONSULTANT OF THE MIGHTY CLAN |DANGER!|) HAS RELAPSED INTO SIN ONCE MORE. AFTER A GREAT DEAL OF GNASHING OF TEETH AND RENDING OF HAIR, THE OBJECT OF YOUR DESIRE - HUMA ABEDIN (NOT AFFILIATED WITH DANGER IN AN 'OFFICIAL' CAPACITY) HAS BECOME AVAILABLE.

BRADEN, ACT NOW, WHILE SUPPLIES OF YOUR FAVORITE LIBERAL POLITICAL ADVISER LAST. OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!

JIM_DANGER
DANGER HEAD OF RECENTLY BEING FIRED FROM GAWKER

https://www.washingtonpost.com/...anthony-weiners-marriage/

JIM_DANGER

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May 9th 2016, 18:11:22

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I PROPOSE THAT ARCHAIC BE CENSORED, BANNED, FLOGGED, CASTRATED, AND HUNG - BUT NOT IN THAT ORDER. HE OBVIOUSLY HAS NO IDEA HOW THE EE POSTING ECONOMY WORKS AND IS PROBABLY A MEXICAN COMMUNIST.

JIM_DANGER*
DANGER AMBASSADOR TO MEXICO
'LOVES THE HISPANICS'

*possibly an alt

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Edited By: JIM_DANGER on May 9th 2016, 18:13:54

JIM_DANGER

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Mar 16th 2016, 15:13:49

Originally posted by BILL_DANGER:

HA!
I HAD TO FIND MY LOGIN INFO JUST SO I COULD LOGIN AND SAY WELL DONE, BROTHER.
LOL

BILL DANGER
MINISTER OF ABSENCE
THE MIGHTY CLAN |DANGER|!

DITTO MY FRIEND!

I WOULD WISH YOU LUCK, BUT OBVIOUSLY LUCK PLAYS NO ROLE IN THESE SELECTIONS OF POWER.

JIM_DANGER
DIRECTOR OF OF INTERNET BETTING SCANDALS AND BUFFET TABLES
THE MIGHTY CLAN |DANGER|!

JIM_DANGER

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Oct 1st 2015, 14:00:31

Originally posted by SAM_DANGER:

2) When looking up netting clans, I noticed PDM doesn't exist any more??? How long ago did that happen?

IF I RECALL CORRECTLY, PDM MADE A CONSIOUS DECISION TO LEAVE THE GAME ABOUT A YEAR AGO. THEY ABANDONED THEIR BC SITE AND MIGRATED TO A NEW INTERNALLY CREATED SITE DEDICATED TO COC AND OTHER SUCH DEBAUCHERY. A FEW OLD PDM FOLKS CLUNG TO THEIR GUNS AND RELIGION FOR A WHILE AFTERWARDS AND MAINTAINED A SAD SORDID EXISTENCE IN EE. WHAT YOU SEE NOW IS JUST TAN AND HIS MULTI- I MEAN CIRCLE JERK BUDDIES KEEPING THE TAG ALIVE.

A REUNION WOULD BE INTERESTING, MUCH LIKE A SPINAL TAP REUNION IS USUALLY INTERESTING . . . UNTIL SOMEBODY CATCHES ON FIRE.

JIM_DANGER, NOT AFFILIATED WITH PDM
DANGER HEAD OF BREAKING LIKE THE WIND

JIM_DANGER

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May 26th 2015, 20:21:07

DINO, THATS ITALIAN? RIGHT? ABS ARE GOOD, I NEVER DID ENOUGH SIT UPS TO HAVE THEM.

JIM_DANGER

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May 26th 2015, 20:19:45

I CAN CONFIRM AN ILLEGAL USE OF THE WORDS OF POWER.

JIM_DANGER
OFFICIAL FONT UMPIRE
THE MIGHTY RECLUSIVE CLAN |DANGER|!

JIM_DANGER

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Apr 1st 2015, 20:43:36

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK

THE HOUR OF PACIFICATION APPROACHES

JIM_DANGER
DANGER HEAD OF FUSE MEASURING AND POWDER WEIGHING

JIM_DANGER

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Apr 1st 2015, 20:41:06

YOU'RE GETTING SOFT IN YOUR OLD AGE SAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xmRWj7gJEU

JIM_DANGER

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Mar 4th 2015, 15:23:27

THESE ARE NOT THE DANGEROUS MEN YOU ARE LOOKING FOR, MOVE ALONG.

JIM_DANGER

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Dec 12th 2014, 4:23:44

YAR!

I OFFICIALLY NOMINATE JAYR FOR THE COMMITTEE OF ONE.

JIM_DANGER
NOT ELIGIBLE TO PUT FORTH NOMINATIONS

JIM_DANGER

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Oct 29th 2014, 20:06:48

HA! THE CELEBRATORY EXPLOSIONS HAVE BEGUN.

JIM_DANGER

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Oct 29th 2014, 12:18:07

OH, 'QUAKING' - I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF OUR MUCH ANTICIPATED POULTRY COOKBOOK.

THE NASDAQ IS REPORTING THAT THE HIGH EXPLOSIVES FUTURES INDEX (HEFI), HAS PLUMMETED ON THE NEWS OF THE DANGER ANNOUNCEMENT. AUTHORITIES ARE NOT RULING OUT AN EVENTUAL AEROSMITH STYLE COMEBACK TOUR (I.E. A VASTLY INFERIOR PRODUCT WITH VASTLY INCREASED PROFITS), BUT DANGER OFFICIALS WERE MUM WHEN ASKED ABOUT A REUNION TOUR.

PENGUINE, WE WERE NOTHING IF NOT GOOD ON A BAKED (IN MINE AND BILL'S CASE - VERY BAKED) POTATO.

YAR!

JIM_DANGER

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Aug 29th 2014, 10:36:38

DEAR SOL, THERE HAS BEEN MUCH REVELRY AND MERRY MAKING AT THE MIGHTY FRIENDLY CLAN SINCE THE ARRIVAL OF YOUR TRIBUTE OFFER. ONE WOULD NOT THINK AN ENTIRE FILM FESTIVAL COULD BE ARRANGED AROUND A PAIR VIDEOS TOTALING LESS THAN SEVEN MINUTES IN LENGTH. ONE WOULD OF COURSE BE WRONG. WE ARE CURRENTLY INTERVIEWING DIRECTORS AND SEEKING FINANCING TO PRODUCE A SUITABLE SEQUEL TO YOUR ASTOUNDLY AWESOME SUMMER SMASH FILMS.

JOE AND BILL HAVE NO IDEA I JUST COMMITTED THEM TO WRITING AN ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY.

YAR!

JIM_DANGER,
KEY GRIP