WHAT IS THIS, I DONT EVEN?

ARE NINJAS SORRY WHEN THEY KICK A SAMURAI IN THE MOUTH?

ARE TRICERATOPS SORRY WHEN THEY GORE A T-REX?

ARE TRUCKS SORRY WHEN A BUG SPLATTERS ON THEIR WINDSHIELDS?

(I THINK THREE IS ENOUGH)

JIM_DANGER
DANGER MASTER OF TRIFECTA

TEASING US WITH PROMISES WILL ONLY ENCOURAGE US. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER REPHRASING YOUR SURRENDER TERMS IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION.

I'LL TAKE EXPLOSIONS FOR A THOUSAND CHUCK.

JIM_DANGER,
GAME SHOW CONTESTANT
THE MIGHTY CLAN DANGER!


YAR!

http://www.earthempires.com/...ent%21-28761?t=1388949123

WOOF WOOF.

WE HAVE NUMEROUS DOGS READY TO LAUNCH AT A MOMENTS NOTICE. THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! HAS FORGONE WARFARE TECH IN FAVOR OF CANINE TECH THIS SET.

WOOF!

HMMM, I FIND TINYURL'S LACK OF A BETTER PREVIEW DISTURBING

FIXED

FROM THIS DAY FORTH, DANGER HAS ADOPTED A REVISED RETAL POLICY:

http://tinyurl.com/km8bm7q

THAT IS ALL.

JIM_DANGER
OFFICIAL DOG WALKER
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

PERHAPS KILLING MAY HAVE GONE OUT OF STYLE BUT
CRUSHING YOUR ENEMIES,
SEEING THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU,
HEARING THE LAMENTATION OF THEIR WOMEN -
THAT NEVER GETS OLD


JIM_DANGER
AKA 'CROM'

I MAY NEED TO REEVALUATE MY EE TO CANADIAN DOLLAR CONVERSION. MY BUSHELS ARE AS OF YET UNSOLD. PERHAPS I SHOULD HAVE LISTED THEM UNDER MISSED CONNECTIONS.

JIM_DANGER
DEFINITELY NOT ADAM SMITH

I AM GOING TO BE FORCED TO SELL MY BUSHELS ON CRAIGSLIST.

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/vgm/4259766696.html

HA!

I PREFER THE SCOTCH GAMBIT AS WHITE, ALTHOUGH I'LL USE THE GRAND PRIX ATTACK AGAINST THE SICILIAN. WITH BLACK I PREFER THE CARO-KANN OR THE SEMI-SLAV, BUT I"LL THROW DOWN A KINGS INDIAN IF A SUCKA TRIES TO GET WIGGY WITH ME.

JIM_DANGER
CHESS TEAM CAPTAIN, COLLECTOR OF BONUS POSTS
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

NONSENSE! I TRANSCEND BOTH SPAM FILTERS AND SCREEN SAVERS. I DEMAND RESTITUTION. RUMORS OF MY DEMISE HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED.

JIM DANGER TWAIN,
NOT DEAD YET

SADLY FOR LORD BRITISH, HE IS NOT THE 'THING' OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER], UNTIL THE SO-CALLED BRITISH ACKNOWLEDGE MODERN BACON TECHNOLOGY, DANGER WILL CONTINUE TO SHUN THEM.


JIM_DANGER
MASTER SHUNNER AND PORK PRODUCT REVIEWER

YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY NEVER SEEN A RACCOON

***shudders***

COUNT JIM_DANGER
OFFICIAL NUMEROLOGIST

SAM, YOU JUST BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE.

BRAVO (I MEAN YAR!)

JIM_DANGER
CHESS CLUB PRESIDENT
THE MIGHTY CLAN! [DANGER]

THIS RAMSES IS AN IMPOSTER! PHARAOHS DON'T MAKE LONG LOGICAL ARGUMENTS, THEY SMITE AN ENTIRE GENERATION OF CHILDREN AND CAST WHOLE CIVILIZATIONS INTO THE DESERT WILDERNESS. UNTIL THIS 'RAMSESII' SMITES SOMEONE, HE SHALL NOT BE CONSIDERED A PHARAOH.

YAR!

JIM_DANGER
INTERNET EGYPTOLOGIST
THE MIGHTY CLAN! [DANGER]

THE RABID BADGER ON A STICK IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE MOST EROTIC THING THAT HAS BEEN POSTED ON THESE FORUMS IN MONTHS. IF IT WAS NOT TURNING ME ON SO MUCH, I'D DEMAND A MODERATOR TAKE ACTION TO SNUFF YOUR PORNOGRAPHIC POSTS IMMEDIATELY. UNFORTUNATELY RABID BADGER PORN IS ONE OF MY WEAKNESS'S. CARRY ON WITH YOUR HOTNESS SIR, CARRY ON.

YAR!

JIM_DANGER
LEVEL 9 TURTLE PORN DILETTANTE
THE MIGHTY CLAN! [DANGER]

WE ARE ACTUALLY ONE MAN LOCKET - THE COMMITTEE OF ONE. NOW OUR CHALLENGE IS TO KEEP FROM HOLDING OURSELF DOWN.

HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED.

JIM_DANGER
MYSTIC SHAMAN OF ENIGMAS
THE MIGHTY CLAN! [DANGER]

KENNY!!!

BASTARDS.

ARRGH!
JIM_DANGER
PRIME MINISTER OF PAINFULLY OBVIOUS CONTINUATIONS
THE MIGHTY CLAN! [DANGER]

AFTER A CAREFUL REVIEW OF ALL PERSONNEL FILES HOUSED IN THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] HUMAN RESOURCES WAREHOUSE, I CAN CATEGORICALLY STATE THAT THIS THREAD IS A LIE!

HAR!

JIM_DANGER
HUMAN RESOURCES SPECIAL AGENT EXTRAORDINAIRE