May 16th 2024, 15:57:48
Dear DARK, FREEDOM, CALIb(#52*winkwink*)h, and BETA, who all were kind enough to come over, knock on the front door, and leave us a pie...
Sure, your pies were smashed up and full of chemical missles and tanks...I thought they looked big for a pie.....but its the gesture that counts.
As much as we appreciate the gifts, we will be sending all the pies back to you, piece by piece, little by little, as much as we can just for the simple fact that El Jefe, or "The CHEF" around here, has high standards for food products being left behind as gifts...
And he said he can't believe it took THREE brigades of people to bring over such filth and debauchery to our kitchen. He said you can't cook combined, and as solo teams, your cooking is worse then the left overs the local taco bell dumps in the dumpster. He said he'd rather eat dog sh** with honey lemon sauce, then even attempt to taste you lovely pies and pastries.
He said Fk Off Donkeys.
With that said....
Thanks for the gifts anyway, it was a nice gesture.
We're busy over here cooking up some gifts of our own that we will be happy to bring by on game night in the very near future.
And guys, seriously, let me do the cooking next time. Your pies taste like a bag of smashed A**holes.
Cheers mates!
Sure, your pies were smashed up and full of chemical missles and tanks...I thought they looked big for a pie.....but its the gesture that counts.
As much as we appreciate the gifts, we will be sending all the pies back to you, piece by piece, little by little, as much as we can just for the simple fact that El Jefe, or "The CHEF" around here, has high standards for food products being left behind as gifts...
And he said he can't believe it took THREE brigades of people to bring over such filth and debauchery to our kitchen. He said you can't cook combined, and as solo teams, your cooking is worse then the left overs the local taco bell dumps in the dumpster. He said he'd rather eat dog sh** with honey lemon sauce, then even attempt to taste you lovely pies and pastries.
He said Fk Off Donkeys.
With that said....
Thanks for the gifts anyway, it was a nice gesture.
We're busy over here cooking up some gifts of our own that we will be happy to bring by on game night in the very near future.
And guys, seriously, let me do the cooking next time. Your pies taste like a bag of smashed A**holes.
Cheers mates!
Edited By: EmpyreanMKR on May 16th 2024, 16:00:56
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MKR TEAMS
Ex-UCN
Ex-DOC
Ex-MKR(1a)
Ex-ELY
Ex-TIE
Ex-PDM