The more this person talks, the more I like them. Someone has to be trolling.

lol!

Hey don't pick on Kingme, he's our favorite nOOb!

:P

LOL, I guess I can't argue with that logic :o

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haaaa haaa haaaa haa hahahaha ha

... I didn't send that.

I believe you brother :-}

Totally legit

Mod confirmed! Ass vamping it is!

I guess EE isnt the only place Kingme fails to protect his ass. How embarrassing!

Hilarious. Except not.

You should have quit while you were ahead. Some might have actually believed your little screenshot.

Don't bash kingme. They are one of the nicer people here in express. Go back to bashing me or something lol.

They? I'm more than one person now too? Now i'm being accused of multis!? ahhhhhhh :P

Not that I feel like I actually have to prove myself...

But I like the game, as you can see i'm not all that active. I haven't even PM'd anyone this month.
https://i.imgur.com/F4OLbLU.jpg

Sorry earf :(

Clearly edited. Theres white lines all over

At least you can read mine clearly. PNG files suck.

and of course, I can't let you know all my dirty, non-ass vampire, secrets.

I could have said he/she or guessed which you are but they is generic and not necessarily plural.

Haven't played a country in years, but I'm tempted to come back just to show these two nobs how it's done.

Just giving you trouble. Like 95% (or higher) of earth players, i'm a male.

Show me!

Remember The Golden n00b? Remember all my LANFDARM 1 JET PS ONE HIT ONLY PLZ countries (something mrford appears to be copying). And, of course, the times I threw away a good set just to exact justice on some douche.

I'm sure I can come up with something interesting to teach these diatoms a lesson.

There are plenty of lessons to be taught.

Oh, the Almighty earf, if I may ask, are u the one who ran bippy #112?
Lol thanks for offering me your ass but I was happier wasting all my missiles and Ab'ing half your God-tier country into parking lots.
How did that feel taking from a much smaller country? :)

ohhh an interesting development this is.

If I was bippy (even though Im obviously not) it would mean I netted with ease into the top 15 despite your efforts. Pretty much the opposite of you. if I am god tier that makes you dog tier

epic thread

Epic...now you are inviting me to the party! Just kidding...looks like everyone is doing well today.

Lookout everyone!, Wyatt Earf (the keyslinger) has found his way to express server!!

That TI Annichilisco guy is in the primary game this round, Vic. :)

Hey, Ford, he's in Primary too. Using the same name. Will he play the same? The question remains.

I hope he does try to ruthlessly farm somebody early on and find out why that isn't a good idea. :)

This is the only solo server I play. Since I play this game more for the community and not the outdated gameplay, I see no point in the primary or tournament servers.

This guy is something else. LOL Earf, eh? Where'd you pick up that nick? Last time I heard something that sounded like that, my roomate was coming off a three day bender and he was worshipping the porcelain god. LOL

Earf, indeed. HAHAHA

You just try to RoR me one time, slick, I'll rip your country to shreds and make it look easy.

I just finished reading the rest of the posts here. LOL This is Golden. Somebody needs to save a reference to this thread. ROFLMAO

This is priceless stuff.

He played primary last set too, and he's same tard

So you guys like playing with cucumbers..... goes off to imagine the holes where you use them.

why the fluff would you be imagining something like that

https://i.imgur.com/CRumsLk.gif

Had to be darkling LOL

Mar 8th 2015, 18:52:47

so this is after i very nicely explained to the nub that i dropped from over 5m d to way way less because i was put deep in dr, and explained to him how DR works and suggested he started using eestats or earthgraphs.

his response:

Message from Ti Annichilisco (#79) sent on Mar 08, 18:20
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wow, keep on reaching lessons to players who are way far above you, way to go to succeed.... .


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you rock ti annichilisco. +100

keep in mind even after being suicided, i'll beat him by about 20m nw this set.
lulz.

You know how nice was your message, Vic......Nice to be a liar I guess

Mar 8th 2015, 19:01:21

i have to give you props Ti, at least you are posting on the right forum this time. progress is progress! you cant fix stupid, but you can mitigate it!

maybe ill tell you the name of my real country soon!

It would be about time you stop being a corward and tell the name of your country. Yes, you can't fix your stupidity also

Originally posted by Ti annichilisco:

mrford, so you're the loser who seems to have a serious problem. If you stop being so coward to hide your country name all the time I can kill you every round. As written in other treads I see you read, players like you are a damage to this game


Holy crap dude!, you're a special kind of stupid!, I think mrford was extremely generous when he named you the original cucumber LOL, seriously you're more like a coconut, hard shell followed by a semi soft layer of tissue with a liquid center!

And who the hell are you ? I migth tell you you're an idiot....free words for free words....

someone teach this dumbass to click on the quote button....

You are hands down the single dumbest person to ever play this game, Ford told you his country name, we all know what it is, you've posted in threads where he told you his country name, you are beyond tarded!

Mar 9th 2015, 12:56:54

Mr Ti your moral compass humours me! it doesnt really work calling a country lucky because you are incapable of successfully achieving a retal on retal planned strike. the only luck aspect was the fact it was you and not one of the many players who actually know what they are doing. But they dont tend to try farm countries then throw there dummy out the pram when they get retal'd

It cant be a coincidence you always finish middle of the park can it? I dont claim to know the finer details of this game but manage modest finishes just by understanding how people respond to certain actions in this game. you make me chuckle.

Sad for you. The luck is in that I couldn't do more attacks as I had others to do, but it's clearly difficult for you to understand the point. The rest doesn't warrant an answer

another interesting set for you Ti annichilisco? someone retals you and your very unique code in this game means you must respond heavily? I cannot see you lasting long with that approach...... and please take that as advice because looking at your country this set you probably would have actually done ok.

fluff ME, I lost several I.Q points reading Ti's posts.

Coward, tell me the name of your country at the start of the set. I keep the same name having nothing to hide or be ashamed of, you change it every time, coward

Depends on the retaliation; some I let go. This guy lost 100 acres to me from a landfarm early in the round, kept on spying on me every day several times with no success, then in the end he managed and got like 800 acres and told me "retal". Well, let me get my 700 land back and I'm ready to go into a war for that.

I don't care much how I finish, I do care about how do I get there

Otherwise how's the game fun ?

How's that possible starting from your very high 0 ?

I have used the same country name for over a year dumbass.

Maybe you should learn to run something other than a pathetic rainbow before you come at me. Or atleast develop some deductive logic. Right now you seem to be as smart as a jar of mayo.

Downgraded from cucumber to a jar of mayo so soon?






You make stupid look like Einstein!

Sweet Jesus this is the best cat fight I've ever seen! You girls are hiissin and pullin hair and all kinds o sh!t!

landfarm, you have yet to post for T I in plain text that your country name is mrford. Its not fair to assume his translator picks up on fine grammar.

TI is obviously new to the game, and is working his way through the same obstacles we all faced when introduced to the warchat. To him this is one massive hub of anonymous allies and vicious killers. He does not yet realize that many of you have ruined marriages, abandoned children and sat in your own piss while fending off a kill run. Rather than bully you should nurture him. Bring him to your breast and share your knowledge. It will be truly rewarding to watch T I grow from a clueless rainbow to a lean war machine with fully descended testicles.

And just so we're clear, farming you is impossible to resist for a seasoned vet, I cant imagine how many noobs spend all game tapping you.

You sent me all kinds o hate through ingame msg when I used you like the ugly girl at a party. Sent you a box of tissues, but you prob just jaked to some ass vamp porn...you people are sick :(

you are cute