I actually laughed out loud. Whoever you are, that is some amazing trolling

https://youtu.be/C65hL9d1ANM

It's KoH and he has the most appropiate country name for it too, hahahahahahahaha. +1 KOH!

He mistakenly hit a few who were not bots.

yea what a complete douche..

2.9 hours ago
An armoured division from Bureau of Land Management (#102) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They destroyed:
41 Buildings
Your military lost:
Nothing!
Their military lost:
Nothing!

2.9 hours ago
An armoured division from Bureau of Land Management (#102) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They destroyed:
42 Buildings
Your military lost:
Nothing!
Their military lost:
Nothing!

2.9 hours ago
An armoured division from Bureau of Land Management (#102) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They destroyed:
43 Buildings
Your military lost:
Nothing!
Their military lost:
Nothing!

2.9 hours ago
An armoured division from Bureau of Land Management (#102) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They destroyed:
44 Buildings
Your military lost:
Nothing!
Their military lost:
Nothing!

2.9 hours ago
An armoured division from Bureau of Land Management (#102) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They destroyed:
45 Buildings
Your military lost:
Nothing!
Their military lost:
Nothing!

2.9 hours ago
An armoured division from Bureau of Land Management (#102) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They destroyed:
45 Buildings
Your military lost:
Nothing!
Their military lost:
Nothing!

2.9 hours ago
An armoured division from Bureau of Land Management (#102) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They destroyed:
46 Buildings
Your military lost:
Nothing!
Their military lost:
Nothing!

2.9 hours ago
An armoured division from Bureau of Land Management (#102) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They destroyed:
47 Buildings
Your military lost:
Nothing!
Their military lost:
Nothing!

shame hes gotta ruin ppls sets oh well guess ima jus turn his retarded ass into a parking lot

AB May 14, 01:27 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 13 B
AB May 14, 01:27 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 13 B
AB May 14, 01:27 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 13 B
AB May 14, 01:27 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 13 B
AB May 14, 01:27 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 12 B
AB May 14, 01:27 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 12 B
AB May 14, 01:27 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 11 B
AB May 14, 01:27 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 11 B
AB May 14, 01:28 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 10 B
AB May 14, 01:28 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 10 B
AB May 14, 01:28 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 10 B
AB May 14, 01:28 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 10 B
AB May 14, 01:28 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 10 B
AB May 14, 01:28 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 10 B
AB May 14, 01:28 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 10 B
AB May 14, 01:28 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 10 B
AB May 14, 01:28 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 10 B
AB May 14, 01:28 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 10 B
AB May 14, 01:28 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 10 B
AB May 14, 01:28 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 10 B
AB May 14, 01:28 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) DH
AB May 14, 01:28 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) DH
AB May 14, 01:28 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) DH
CM May 14, 01:29 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 46 B
1458 C
AB May 14, 01:29 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 9 B
AB May 14, 01:29 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 9 B
AB May 14, 01:29 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 9 B
AB May 14, 01:29 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 9 B
AB May 14, 01:29 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 9 B
AB May 14, 01:29 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 9 B
AB May 14, 01:29 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 9 B
AB May 14, 01:29 Created Country (#40) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 9 B

the bots have a very particular naming theme and playing style.

avoid that or join GDI.

don't land grab 102 thinking easy returns! hes in DR bigtime!

2015-05-14 01:36:29 PS Stanley (#19) Bureau of Land Management (#102) 10A (10A)

LOL hahaha

Was no mistake to hit a couple non bots, planned it and got what I was looking for TAH TAH!

lol this kid trying to play it off like it was planned so HAHA too you

Message from Bureau of Land Management (#102) sent on May 13, 22:29
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If you're not a bot, I apologise for ABing you.

¤BLM¤

getting ABed to a parking lot is the quickest cheapest way to rebuild to a new strat.

As Mrford mentioned- GDI is the way to go.

At first glance your country name is semi-bot named.

[Aaaaaaa] rarer of the three.
[Aaaaaaa] [Bbbbbbb] with A & B usually some generic names. (most common theme)
[Aaaaaaa] [Bbbbbbb] [Ccccccc] occurs too. (usually easier to identify)

Part of the trolling, get used to it or go play Utopia ;-)

Message from The Destroyer (#100) sent on May 14, 3:01
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guess u think ur the designated bot stopper? and u do understand i will have to retal those attacks..

This is hilarious hahaha!

Evil, lol.

I find it amusing that they think I care about my country :-D

Seems this SqueeDO character has a hard on for me :-)

Message from Bureau of Land Management (#102) sent on May 14, 3:08
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I'm keeping the bots from being farmed into oblivion, if you can't see that you're blind.

Yes please do retal, any witch way you like :-)

yo koh love ya bud, but you definitely took it too far this set. Bureau of Land Management is a failure now man. it was cool when you did it right ... but to wreck other countries and send an apology like taht. cmon bro.
you better than that son.

definitely make this the last set we ever see anything like that
thanks!

not if they keep going and take out your cs's too :p

Rebuilding with a BPT of 20 or less just shows everyone how tuff you are! Don't listen to vic. He is a nub.

All they have to do is join GDI & they took the risk of not doing it.

There's some big time perks for not going GDI. Unfortunately they discovered the drawbacks first.

What some people forget- even if you forget to join GDI and you get attacked. You can still join it after being attacked. You only lose the ability once YOU attack.

hehe bots need to randomly decide to join GDI

Sorry you was one of the random people I hit Vic, however, you should take advantage of the DR like a boss would.

<3

What good is DR when it only lasts a few hours and you're spending most of that time rebuilding?

If your intention is to provide DR to the bots so ppl feeding off them don't get as much land, then--unless there have been changes in how DR is handled since I last played--send a few GSs their way instead of more destructive ABs if you're not sure they're actually bots. That way, the countries suffer only a few turns of reduced income/production, and the player isn't spending turns redoing something that's already been done.

The bots are mostly troop heavy. Almost 0 turrets/turrets/tanks.
The envirnoment he's creating is forcing many of the players to hit other players. Even the ones who traditionaly hit bots only. Personally, I like it.

The easy solution to avoid GS/AB as mrford pointed out - join gdi.

Exactly.

This has got to be the stupidest thing ive heard, Join GDI or get hit, for possibly being a bot....lol how long till someone simply writes in a join SDI command in there bots. Not hard to do...IF u look at countries, normally u can tell if there bots...and a if u cant a quick message and waiting a day to hit would greatly reduce u attacking people who are actually playing..This style of playing ur doing is what makes people get tired of playing and leave...why build when some idiot, Who thinks he a self appointed, holy then thou, bot killer, will come along and AB u just to see if ur a bot...This isnt the way to do it..

I'll use vaseline next time, maybe hurts less?

you didn't hit me bud :p

@wolfdoc: It's really that simple. I mean it literally takes 2 clicks to join GDI and it's free if you spend your bonus points on it.
You can't have all the perks of a non-gdi country and not expect to get AB/BR. That's just the risks you take when you opt out.

Seriously dude, its common knowledge on this server to join GDI or get fluffed with.

lol noone wonder these games keep dying...but ok..

It'll NEVER die, best graphics in the world here, bro!!

All t10 should be C/Is right now. What are you ppl making? MBs?!!

Only 2 countries above 10k land as of this post time.

:-)

Don't you dare bureau of land manage me...I'm drinking here!

Haha :P

You should have seen him cry when I killed off his fluffries in FFA.

who's saying some top CI's don't have 500+ turns on hand?

LOL, he has a fluffry here haha (#40)

Did he send you some bullfluff message about never netting again?

Nope, but it be fun laugh if he did! (KoH doesn't net here)

Hahaha...

Lol.. someone should start bureau of land reclaimation or something too next week

La Resistance Skynet

... we tried to unplug the bots ... and in a nanosecond the bots decided our fate...

Playing like a dikhole isn't what is going to improve the bots, neither is forcing everyone to join gdi. It really is quite simple: bots purchase or research warfare tech, every hit after the first gets missile just as the attacker would if he hit a real player. KoH knows he's doing this to feel like his penis finally grew past infancy. Its no different than hitting every non gdi player with special attacks and telling them you'll only stop when they join gdi. Make the bots defend themselves so KoH can go back to strangling neighborhood cats and beating children for their lunch money.

Butthurt much?

Be careful, he will turn your greatest accomplishments into poorly constructed insults...

If that's KoH's greatest accomplishment then girlfriend needs to start working another corner.
The bots, faulty as some view them, serve as a multipurpose tool and resource. New and somewhat experienced, yet rusty players can practice hitting targets using the results to hone future attacks, thereby improving their gaming experience. Safety Netters can gain massive acreage and finish top 10. Fing with them is Fing with players. That's antagonistic and rude. Kind of like suicides or last minute top feeders.