One of the most, if not THE most important aspects of this game is survival. High NW, mad stockpiles, 1 billion jets, all that is great, but if you do get hit there are many aspects to recovering and launching a counter-strike. The strat forum has tons of great threads on things like rebuilding pop after a GS against you, the importance of SDI and Weapons tech, whether Med tech is worth the time, find defensive allies who aren't target rich themselves {like a Republic or Farm}. Spies are as much for defense as they are for offense. Less land=More SPAL in a crunch. Sleep is your enemy in Express, learn to pi$$ in water bottles and place a TV tray in front of the toilet to hold your laptop for those last few hours when Ninja scours the set for a rap3 victim who sullied the farming rules. It's all in there man, carpe diem!

With your country set to Tyr, 360 turns, proper Troops/Weapons+Mil Strat Tech/Readiness vs their Def, you can achieve the GS kill. IF they are not actively playing.

Think it took like 220 turns to kill Ninjas farm. But thats with Chem rockets, so Warfare vs no/low SDI is helpful

Be sure to calculate your turns if you decide to kill. You will need to recoup readiness and poss buy more mil.

If you decide to kill it REALLY sucks to run out of turns during a KR. Counting minutes till your next, and hopefully last hit is more agonizing than childbirth, and takes years off your life. And if you do spend all your turns and its his turn to counter you have no turns to defend yourself, ie rebuild pop or tech or launch missles, etc. . So spend smart.

AB is for punishment, since killing with AB take the most time and resource generally. GS are awesome because you can use Ops to reduce the number of troops, whereas you canot reduce turrets for BRs.

When killing use Ops to reduce readiness and kill pop or oil, etc you will at the same time be replenishing your readiness. AB combined with Bomb Building Ops is particularly cruel.

surroundings

First off I was sketched out cause you kept staring at me, thought you might be a pig. The sack I purchased was actually my tokin' token. You take it down the street to the craft shop. Tell them you tore your sack and all the beads came out. They take your hackey out back and the sack is now filled with a dime worth of precious herbal remedy. I use it for medicinal purposes only. It helps me sleep and calms my nerves when A holes lot my country.

As much as I would love to hate you, and despise the fact that each day your pot addled brain actually remembers your password, I am left with disappointment. Not for my country, which was as you say a war machine, but for your actions in general. I've seen you fight and reset multiple times to chop the raisins those Ruskie clans call balls, and gained much respect for your heart and determination. It's seeing you act like them that is most disturbing. You are built to farm. Spending 100's of turns retalling over a double tap of A FARM was their way, not yours. When you tap a Knight or sc0rp on Primary ONCE, you are killed within 5-7 hours. All you needed was another farm to help out and you are a russian bitc4. I would have accepted a dozen ABs and some rockets, or even a couple taps in return, since you had plenty of cash for jets. Instead you spent prob 200 turns and all your $$ on tanks just to "teach me" not to be a "pig". This $hit is beneath you Ninja. I will prob still kill you sometime soon, but know that this is less about a trashed war machine, than it is about how you handle your $hit while still preaching on Mars. Either stay straight across the board, or stop chiding the d bags on Mars when you do the same thing Kazzy, Scotland, 72 or any other of those commie wh0res.

And as for the people who $hit on Mars, you know its because it takes much skill to survive on servers flush with multis, no mods, and a healthy amount of hate for all things not russian. You are lucky to survive the set, but in my opinion the aggressive action is only for the strong. Nutters and n00bs need not apply.

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Your parking lot retal was excessive and you know it. You ruined 2 players sets for double tapping a farm. You "looked" like a farm because you are one.



You should take my threat seriously as I've killed more countries than you've played. And if you want to hide behind GDI thats cool, not surprising, but whatevs.




I feed from whoever I can break, Top/Middle/You, as long as there's money and some land



Last set I was ranked 3rd with a massive stockpile yet to be spent in Mars Primary. 3 days before the end of the set I was killed by Knights, just because they could....I can see a parallel here even without the translator.

You, just like Knights and other d bags, lotted me because you could, and it was cheap and easy. Like you said

Killing your farm may not have meant much to you, but ruining my set with hours to go pi$$es me off.

Lesson learned: XNinja likes being farmed and challenges everyone to hit him multiple times, as he will be obliged to lot all players doing so, leaving him no defense as he'll be going offense.

You were playing a land farm. You chose a bloated resource rich target. I double tap ALL farms I see, and usually players too. It's how we advance in this game. Basically what you did was take hits till the last 10 hours or so, then turn me and another player into a parking lot. Not some missles or even a couple love taps yourself, since you had enough $$ to buy 500,000+ tanks, and you saw I was low on turrets. I didn't ruin your set, and neither did the other players who double tapped. But you DID ruin ours.

I see you bitc4 in Mars about how $hitty it is that Knights and Sc0rp bully new and untagged players, and yet here you sit spending 150 turns on each of us just because.

Here is what I've learned from this Ninja: If I double tap you again next set, than I must follow that by killing your country, so as to avoid a ruined set. I will do this early, so that I can finish with a decent rank, despite wasting turns on an easy kill.

Please do be sure to announce this next set which farm is yours.

The bot is there to be farmed, and so it does.
LaMe as it is to have no retal, they are a safe bet in this game.
It allows weak players to gain when success used to depend on bottom feeding those weak players.

The bonus is those weak players are still chugging along with their homo rainbow strat, but now they have more land which is yay, but they spend all their money building which is boo. In the end, we double our grazing field for Netters, and boost the self esteem of new players and give earf a reason to smile when he ponders his greatest achievements in life.

I didn't see the post, but thanks for giving me my end of set kill.

I enjoyed the ruthless slaughter of your women and children.

No, what I asked you for was a trade pact so you could FA me cash so I don't have to waste a jet every time I want a scant 5 or 6 mil in cash, help a nigga out!!

That logic bomb just leveled half the player base of Earth!

Without fresh blood, there is no harvest. I have no problem farming you til the clicking of my mouse starts my dogs ear twitching, but then you whine and scold like Ninja, and I have to wonder if I didnt just break some 12 yr old girls heart by messing up her dollhouse.

You are and always will be my bottom bittch :)

No I've never played this game before. I found it by accident when looking at my own asshole in the mirror.

There is a thread where someone had 0% tax rate

Cant get much stipuder!

SPAL doesnt mean fluff here. I've had 50k spies break through, multiple times, an opponent who had 1 million+ spies. That would never happen on Mars. You guys suck at coding.

Looking for Bear meat?

msg fluffman (#90)

You are dealing with someone who doesnt speak the English well. He hasn't found earthwiki, so a well balanced country still seems logical. Teach him to be a farmer, learn him well. Accept him into the warm folds of your earthy musk. One day, he will net top 10, and you can finally gain some self respect :)

Sweet Jesus this is the best cat fight I've ever seen! You girls are hiissin and pullin hair and all kinds o sh!t!

landfarm, you have yet to post for T I in plain text that your country name is mrford. Its not fair to assume his translator picks up on fine grammar.

TI is obviously new to the game, and is working his way through the same obstacles we all faced when introduced to the warchat. To him this is one massive hub of anonymous allies and vicious killers. He does not yet realize that many of you have ruined marriages, abandoned children and sat in your own piss while fending off a kill run. Rather than bully you should nurture him. Bring him to your breast and share your knowledge. It will be truly rewarding to watch T I grow from a clueless rainbow to a lean war machine with fully descended testicles.

And just so we're clear, farming you is impossible to resist for a seasoned vet, I cant imagine how many noobs spend all game tapping you.

You sent me all kinds o hate through ingame msg when I used you like the ugly girl at a party. Sent you a box of tissues, but you prob just jaked to some ass vamp porn...you people are sick :(

only real men eat fish tacos

nah. just a retal that got out of hand. It is considered a sign of respect to feast on the remains of your enemy. At least in my country anyways ;)

*munchin on takos greasy remains*

needs cilantro, maybe some lime...

Thats what you get farming nerds :(

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I have difficulty closing the deal on this one.

He is same in land, but has a poorly configured country.
He felt nervous about tech from last time so he dedicated 1/3 towards research.

Picked a fight with me.

He had more tanks, but I saw that it was within my reach, so I stocked em, then rocked him.
His strat is losing its appeal, as tech is the last thing he wants to do with his turns.
Did it again, and now he's 60% empty.

Now, my issue:
I can lean on him for then next couple weeks, and he'll eventually chew his own leg off to survive, but that hardly seems like an honorable kill.
I have debated GS/AB combo, but again, it's just a slow bleed out.
I also have a good 20 turn lead on his rotation, so that's also helpful.

Feel free to talk among yourselves, I am eager to learn.

Yours Truly,

HST

P.S. I can get my hands on booze and prostitutes, they are yours along with my hotel room key, please leave quietly, I cherish sleep as you value life.

I have difficulty closing the deal on this one.

He is same in land, but has a poorly configured country.
He felt nervous about tech from last time so he dedicated 1/3 towards research.

Picked a fight with me.

He had more tanks, but I saw that it was within my reach, so I stocked em, then rocked him.
His strat is losing its appeal, as tech is the last thing he wants to do with his turns.
Did it again, and now he's 60% empty.

Now, my issue:
I can lean on him for then next couple weeks, and he'll eventually chew his own leg off to survive, but that hardly seems like an honorable kill.
I have debated GS/AB combo, but again, it's just a slow bleed out.
I also have a good 20 turn lead on his rotation, so that's also helpful.

Feel free to talk among yourselves, I am eager to learn.

Yours Truly,

HST

P.S. I can get my hands on booze and fluffes, they are yours along with my hotel room key, please leave quietly, I cherish sleep as you value life.